Important Question

2006-09-23 15:19:14

#1

Knifey McStabstab: Don't lock my topic!; +32|6746|Indiana

How many 5 year olds do you think you can beat in a fight?

Here's the catch... however many you say, you have to take them on at the same time.
They are just your average 5 year olds and they're not trained in any martial arts or anything but they might bite, and crotch shots are legal (both ways).

Edit: Sorry for the multiple threads, my submit button didn't work. It's been taken care of.

Last edited by Knifey McStabstab (2006-09-23 15:41:38)

2006-09-23 15:22:07

#2

BornToKill67: It's a good day to die; +18|6898|Canada Eh?

hmm good question... I would have to say unlimited though cause theyre really easy to beat. Just a quick slap in the face will make em stop. So all you have to do is twirl around slapping them (or punching them w/e floats your boat)

2006-09-23 15:34:53

#3

Master*: Banned; +416|6733|United States

unlimited because i would bunnyhop and pronespam to dodge their attacks lol

2006-09-23 15:37:37

#4

DesertFox-: The very model of a modern major general; +796|6922|United States of America

I'd say 26-50. They're 5 year olds but there's always a point when, "I can't do it! There's just too many of 'em, Sarge! We gotta get the hell outta here! Call for evac! Johnny....Johnny.......JOHNNNNNYYYY!!!!!!!!!" I am confident in my abilities to successfully succeed.

Now when and where is this test taking place?

2006-09-23 15:47:29

#5

yuckfou09: hide your terrorists ^,^; +94|6914|Ft. Drum, NY

101-250 just use the helicopter attack. put your arms out and spin like fuking crazy!! no prob

2006-09-23 15:50:59

#6

Chou: Member; +737|7029

Beating up 5 year olds.
Brilliant idea

2006-09-23 15:53:30

#7

Knifey McStabstab: Don't lock my topic!; +32|6746|Indiana

Choumichel wrote:
Beating up 5 year olds.
Brilliant idea

It's obviously not really going to happen. Lighten up.
...Unless you have some 5 year olds I can borrow.

And I would just grab one by the ankles and swing wildly, like a 40 lb bat.

2006-09-23 15:53:55

#8

PspRpg-7: -; +961|6936

DesertFox423 wrote:
I'd say 26-50. They're 5 year olds but there's always a point when, "I can't do it! There's just too many of 'em, Sarge! We gotta get the hell outta here! Call for evac! Johnny....Johnny.......JOHNNNNNYYYY!!!!!!!!!" I am confident in my abilities to successfully succeed.

Now when and where is this test taking place?

Get to tha choppah?

2006-09-23 15:54:51

#9

SGT.Slayero: Member; +98|6703|Life in a vacuum sucks

bring em on! (read the sig)

2006-09-23 15:59:28

#10

Knifey McStabstab: Don't lock my topic!; +32|6746|Indiana

SGT.Slayero wrote:
bring em on! (read the sig)

No weapons you sick freak.

Forgot to say that in the rules.

2006-09-23 16:05:03

#11

j5f5ff: Member; +11|6988

yuckfou09 wrote:
101-250 just use the helicopter attack. put your arms out and spin like fuking crazy!! no prob

Unless you're pretty short, this won't work. They'll just run below your swing and karate-chop you in the nuts! And at this point you'll probably be dizzy = munchkins win.

2006-09-23 16:08:18

#12

stryyker: bad touch; +1,682|6958|California

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and so on.

2006-09-23 16:09:55

#13

Towelly: It's A State Of Mind; +399|6829|Your attic

Depends if they where organised, if 10 5 year olds all came at me at once from differnet angles theres only so many you could dispatch before one gets on your back and one attachs it's self to your leg, then while your trying to beat them off more swarms of the little dudes come and get you.

I'd say about 25 though, but really, would you actually beat a 5 year old??

2006-09-23 16:13:11

#14

Souljah: Member; +42|6905

lmao what a thread. id pick up one by his feet and swing him around to knock down all the rest so bring em all on

2006-09-23 16:14:23

#15

blademaster: I'm moving to Brazil; +2,075|6883

BornToKill67 wrote:
hmm good question... I would have to say unlimited though cause theyre really easy to beat. Just a quick slap in the face will make em stop. So all you have to do is twirl around slapping them (or punching them w/e floats your boat)

wouldnt you get tired of slapping them lol if they kept coming 24/7 for like 10 years lol

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2006-09-23 16:14:58

#16

yuckfou09: hide your terrorists ^,^; +94|6914|Ft. Drum, NY

j5f5ff wrote:
yuckfou09 wrote:
101-250 just use the helicopter attack. put your arms out and spin like fuking crazy!! no prob
Unless you're pretty short, this won't work. They'll just run below your swing and karate-chop you in the nuts! And at this point you'll probably be dizzy = munchkins win.

aim low=yuckfou wins

2006-09-23 16:15:21

#17

PASSUBY: Member; +30|6870|Louisiana

Souljah wrote:
lmao what a thread. id pick up one by his feet and swing him around to knock down all the rest so bring em all on

2006-09-23 16:17:19

#18

midnitebassist: Countersniper; +11|6767|here

I'd probably take out somewhere around 175-ish before I got bored and walked away.

Is it bad that I didn't even laugh when I read this, but I thoroughly thought about how many 5 year olds I could beat?

2006-09-23 16:17:34

#19

ImposedThreat: You Were My Promotion; +24|6902|USA

LoL that's funny i actually thought of this before

2006-09-23 16:30:23

#20

nonexistentusmc: Member; +26|6683|Queens, NYC

blademaster wrote:
BornToKill67 wrote:
hmm good question... I would have to say unlimited though cause theyre really easy to beat. Just a quick slap in the face will make em stop. So all you have to do is twirl around slapping them (or punching them w/e floats your boat)
wouldnt you get tired of slapping them lol if they kept coming 24/7 for like 10 years lol

They wouldn't be 5 yr olds anymore. They'd be 15, not unless your supply of 5 yr olds is kept fresh from newborns and stuff. I'd say I can take on 0-10. When my lil brother was 4-5, he was at the perfect height where can swing anywhere and hit me in the jewels. Never in my life have I felt so vulnerable. Even that doesn't happen in the military. Except for that one MCMAP session we had... hmm terrible pain.

2006-09-23 16:32:36

#21

Hurricane: Banned; +1,153|6868|Washington, DC

As many as I can until I get tired.

2006-09-23 16:36:17

#22

LT.Victim: Member; +1,175|6800|British Columbia, Canada

I'd probably get tired after i drop kicked number 137 or so..

2006-09-23 16:57:51

#23

sergeriver: Cowboy from Hell; +1,928|6995|Argentina

yuckfou09 wrote:
101-250 just use the helicopter attack. put your arms out and spin like fuking crazy!! no prob

They are midgets duh. You won't touch any of them doing the heli thing.
I think I could beat up to 50, then you get tired. Unlimited is impossible

2006-09-23 16:58:49

#24

PspRpg-7: -; +961|6936

stryyker wrote:
stryyker [Dragon Kick] 5 Year old
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and so on.

You wouldn't get tired of doing that?
PspRpg-7 [Exhaustion] stryyker

2006-09-23 17:01:44

#25

Goven: /̵͇̿̿/'̿'̿ ̿; +125|6719|Purdue

Just put scalding hot water in water guns, and get those backpacks that carry extra water

Last edited by Goven (2006-09-23 17:01:58)

0-10	7%	7% - 9
11-25	9%	9% - 11
26-50	10%	10% - 12
51-100	11%	11% - 13
101-250	8%	8% - 10
Unlimited	51%	51% - 58
Total: 113

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