BF2S Forums Nothing like hearing some guy "choke the chicken" in a public restroom

So on Friday (9/15) I went to Stonestown* (with a few friends) and I was hungry so what do most hungry people do when they go there do? They go to the McDonalds there. I got a 20 piece McNugget thing, some fries and a coke. I believe me getting the 20 piece was my first mistake, since now I know that they just run right through me all in the matter of 30 minutes to 1 hour. So as I'm walking with my friends I decide that I really need to use the bathroom and my friend and I came to the conclusion that the bathroom at Nordstroms would probably be the cleanest as opposed to the mall bathrooms. I got there and I take the stall that's right next to the urinal and I do my business; Making my brown bubbles, sharting, tooting, what have you. As I'm sitting there making sure I'm on E some guy walks in and he's breathing really hard so I just think that maybe it's some old man who has trouble breathing. So while I'm just sitting there minding my own business, all of a sudden the guy is breathing even HARDER and he's still..well..standing there not peeing. Next thing I know I start hearing those "manly grunts" of "self-pleasure" and I found this humorous, disturbing, and I myself was a little scared. I had no idea if this guy knew I was there or not so I decided to hold in any laughter that could have possibly escaped. The guy was there for a good three minutes and..ugh, I really didn't need to experience this. As I finished my brown business, out of curiosity I looked in the urinal and lo' and behold..there was a tissue in the urinal with the color of not pee. I guess I should be glad he washed his hands though..with soap..

The last thing I really needed in my life is to be there hearing some guy wank off in a goddamn public restroom. So since he masterbated in the men's bathroom with me in there..does that make us gay? I hope not, I love teh chix

*Which is a mall for those of you that don't live in San Francisco.