SuperJail Warden
Gone Forever
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I offer to bring you guys along on my road to recovery . And this is how you treat me?
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KEN-JENNINGS
I am all that is MOD!
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Ruminating on a 90yo's sex life is a bit weird, yeah.
SuperJail Warden
Gone Forever
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40% of British men report their first ejaculation was a result of seeing a picture of the Queen in the 1950's. She was everywhere. You couldn't escape her.
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uziq
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which is preferable in every single way to having an old liver-spotted priest with the heavy scent of the sacrament wine on his breath putting his cock in your pre-teen mouth.

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Dilbert_X
The X stands for
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You're all weird TBH

Personally I couldn't give a crap about the 'royal' family, a bunch of german squatters basically.

I am glad the British political system does not have a completely redundant level of bureaucracy in a President, nor does Britain have to go through two out of every four years paralysed by the circus of choosing the next deranged or doddering figurehead who can't then be unseated whatever they do.

Yeah, only in Britain do the peons roll out for jingoistic events.

https://www.ncronline.org/files/styles/article_full_width/public/CNS-0615%20trump%20rally%20fla%20crowd%20c.JPG?itok=37Ty3MuF



The best thing would be if the 'royals' could just fade away, to be replaced with - nothing at all.

Here all the has-been politicians are rubbing their hands at the idea of Australia becoming a republic - which will achieve nothing except to give them another shot at doing nothing useful.
Aus also doesn't need another useless layer, could be two soon, of govt. Pretty well nothing gets done as it is.

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Русский военный корабль, иди на хуй!
uziq
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Dilbert_X wrote:

You're all weird TBH
sorry, but the catholics take the soggy biscuit.

https://twitter.com/shirleybar/status/1 … A&s=19
SuperJail Warden
Gone Forever
+635|3718
School is starting a boxing club. I might be the first coach and will be able fulfill my dream of wearing a tracksuit to work everyday.

The first rule of boxing club is you do not talk about boxing club.
The second rule of boxing club is you do not talk about boxing club.
The third rule of boxing club is you must have your parent sign this consent form and proof of insurance.
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RTHKI
mmmf mmmf mmmf
+1,736|6735|Oxferd Ohire
Do you know anything about boxing?
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SuperJail Warden
Gone Forever
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Yup. I am mostly going to make them do workout boxing.
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RTHKI
mmmf mmmf mmmf
+1,736|6735|Oxferd Ohire
Do you know anything about working out?
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SuperJail Warden
Gone Forever
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I understand working out. As a concept.
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uziq
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work is the measure of energy transfer when a force (F) moves an object through a distance (d). when work is done, energy has been transferred from one energy store to another, and so: energy transferred = work done.

i'm ripped now

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Dauntless
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A few nights ago I ended up at a bar which had live music on, made friends with the guys who were playing and eventually the friends that I came with left. I spent a couple of hours with these new guys who I later realised turned out to be in their very early 20s. Apparently I gave them my number and they're texting me about raves and shit, if I met them sober they would think I was a different person.

I'm basically fun bobby

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SuperJail Warden
Gone Forever
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Dauntless wrote:

A few nights ago I ended up at a bar which had live music on, made friends with the guys who were playing and eventually the friends that I came with left. I spent a couple of hours with these new guys who I later realised turned out to be in their very early 20s. Apparently I gave them my number and they're texting me about raves and shit, if I met them sober they would think I was a different person.

I'm basically fun bobby

https://i.imgur.com/YATrwyb.png
Good for you. I spent a summer bar hopping once too. You can collect some fun stories but there is also a lot of boring time and sketchy situations in-between.
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KEN-JENNINGS
I am all that is MOD!
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Dauntless wrote:

A few nights ago I ended up at a bar which had live music on, made friends with the guys who were playing and eventually the friends that I came with left. I spent a couple of hours with these new guys who I later realised turned out to be in their very early 20s. Apparently I gave them my number and they're texting me about raves and shit, if I met them sober they would think I was a different person.

I'm basically fun bobby

https://i.imgur.com/YATrwyb.png
When are you gonna be in LA?
uziq
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Dauntless wrote:

A few nights ago I ended up at a bar which had live music on, made friends with the guys who were playing and eventually the friends that I came with left. I spent a couple of hours with these new guys who I later realised turned out to be in their very early 20s. Apparently I gave them my number and they're texting me about raves and shit, if I met them sober they would think I was a different person.

I'm basically fun bobby

https://i.imgur.com/YATrwyb.png
story of my life out here. if i ever go to hongdae or gangnam i end up with about 5 early 20-something's kakao in my phone the next day. feels like fucking fresher's week.

not cool nicky boy!
Dauntless
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I'm going to Vegas for a weekend in November so might extend the trip and come over then. Haven't been to LA for aaages.

I'm in Chicago next week to see a friend who now needs to come to London for work so I've got almost a week in the US with no plans now. Was thinking of going over to Toronto as I've never been.
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uziq
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go to gary, indiana and try crack.
Dauntless
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uziq wrote:

Dauntless wrote:

A few nights ago I ended up at a bar which had live music on, made friends with the guys who were playing and eventually the friends that I came with left. I spent a couple of hours with these new guys who I later realised turned out to be in their very early 20s. Apparently I gave them my number and they're texting me about raves and shit, if I met them sober they would think I was a different person.

I'm basically fun bobby

https://i.imgur.com/YATrwyb.png
story of my life out here. if i ever go to hongdae or gangnam i end up with about 5 early 20-something's kakao in my phone the next day. feels like fucking fresher's week.

not cool nicky boy!
Classic.

In 2019 I met a random Korean guy at a pub in London while drunk and started talking in Korean to him, we had a great time. He'd just graduated as a doctor.

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uziq
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awww that's cute. you'd thrive out here in the 'language exchange' cafés. they love to make friends who can speak a little korean and help 'em out with their english.
unnamednewbie13
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'Language exchange' stuff has off and on been one of my favorite things with internet voice chat. A lot of people really self-conscious about their attempts at English are surprised when I tell them they have better enunciation than many Americans.

Chat like that's probably much more confidence-building than being chewed out by some mono-lingual native English speaking rando because you have an accent. Indian guy on the phone trying his best, out come the sighs and the eye rolls and the raised voices. Maybe stop treating people like dirt, and they'll be more inclined to help. Sheesh.
uziq
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afaik the language exchange cafés out here were the numero uno way to make friends and find dates in the pre-tinder era.

coffee shop culture here in general is pretty cute and adorable. a strange concept for a brit to meet up for sober and wholesome socialisation. you mean ... there's no ... alcohol?
SuperJail Warden
Gone Forever
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It is really annoying going to the airport and none of the workers speak English. Might just a thing in major metro areas. The pay must really suck if they can only staff it with people who don't have any English speaking skills.
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uziq
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where are you interacting with airport workers? check-in can be done online or via a phone app.

air hostesses and check-in staff in europe are polyglot. generally quite an internationalised workforce.
SuperJail Warden
Gone Forever
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One drove me to the airport but I told them to leave me at a different terminal because I didn't want them to know what plane I was taking.
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