EE Chats: New Testaments

2015-10-29 03:27:56

#901

1927: The oldest chav in the world; +2,423|6874|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

Adams_BJ wrote:
SuperJail Warden wrote:
RTHKI wrote:
"its wrong to dress up as an indigenous person. "
bull shit

What are you going to be for Halloween?

Looks like how you make 'Southern fried chicken'.

1. Dip in flour
2. Dip in beaten egg
3. Dip in breadcrumbs

The hairy guy with the beard does on the previous page

Last edited by 1927 (2015-10-29 03:28:20)

2015-10-29 11:50:59

#902

KEN-JENNINGS: I am all that is MOD!; +2,978|6833|949

gotta get that buttermilk in there too.

2015-10-29 12:58:21

#903

Steve-0: Karma limited. Contact Admin to Be Promoted.; +215|4160|SL,UT

o/

2015-10-29 13:51:59

#904

SuperJail Warden: Gone Forever; +640|3920

Steve-0 wrote:
o/

o7

2015-10-29 14:08:30

#905

Dauntless: Admin; +2,249|6943|London

The Ubers in Paris are filled with sweets and drinks in the back, I couldn't understand a word they were saying but I'm pretty sure they wanted me to take them

That's nice innit, do they do that anywhere else?

2015-10-29 14:58:47

#906

MAGUIRE93: High Angle Hell; +182|6395|Schofield Barracks

Dauntless wrote:
The Ubers in Paris are filled with sweets and drinks in the back, I couldn't understand a word they were saying but I'm pretty sure they wanted me to take them

That's nice innit, do they do that anywhere else?

A lot of Ubers in Nashville have hand sanitizer and cleanex hanging on the back of the front seats, had a dude give me and all of my buddies condoms one night too.

2015-10-29 16:39:01

#907

uziq: Member; +492|3653

i took an uber and all i got was this lousy t-shirt and a hand job

2015-10-31 04:35:10

#908

Dilbert_X: The X stands for; +1,813|6307|eXtreme to the maX

Dauntless wrote:
The Ubers in Paris are filled with sweets and drinks in the back, I couldn't understand a word they were saying but I'm pretty sure they wanted me to take them

And when you wake up you could be anywhere!

So exciting.

Fuck Israel

2015-11-03 13:42:50

#909

RTHKI: mmmf mmmf mmmf; +1,741|6938|Oxferd Ohire

"These LGBT Sexual Superiority laws should be called the New Jim Crow laws designed to promote sexual deviance and perversion, denigrate women, lower the age for pedophiles to have sex with children, have not for profits distribute LGBT pornography in schools to children under the guise of "health."

internet comments man.

2015-11-03 17:48:51

#910

Steve-0: Karma limited. Contact Admin to Be Promoted.; +215|4160|SL,UT

where did you leave those comments?

2015-11-03 18:26:23

#911

pirana6: Go Cougs!; +691|6491|Washington St.

Steve-0 wrote:
you

cmon steve this was awful

2015-11-04 09:42:09

#912

SuperJail Warden: Gone Forever; +640|3920

I have to take a polygraph exam in December for a police officer job. Not really worried though I know I will have to lie through most it.

2015-11-04 09:43:00

#913

_j5689_: Dreads & Bergers; +364|6918|Riva, MD

Do most police jobs require a polygraph?

2015-11-04 09:45:44

#914

SuperJail Warden: Gone Forever; +640|3920

Almost all of them I believe.

2015-11-04 16:05:53

#915

RTHKI: mmmf mmmf mmmf; +1,741|6938|Oxferd Ohire

mac you getting the aoe2 xp?

2015-11-05 00:37:33

#916

Dilbert_X: The X stands for; +1,813|6307|eXtreme to the maX

SuperJail Warden wrote:
I have to take a polygraph exam in December for a police officer job.

Land of the free eh?

Fuck Israel

2015-11-05 00:51:39

#917

uziq: Member; +492|3653

didn't think those things were admissible as proper legal evidence.

2015-11-05 00:53:16

#918

Dilbert_X: The X stands for; +1,813|6307|eXtreme to the maX

They can be used to prevent brown people becoming Police officers though.

Fuck Israel

2015-11-05 04:28:59

#919

SuperJail Warden: Gone Forever; +640|3920

I don't think the polygraph is a serious tool but instead just a way to trip you up and see what they can get you to admit to doing.

The person I know who failed the same exam for who I am doing it is Polish for whatever that is worth. The last question on the exam was "did you research ways to beat the exam?" He said yes >_<

2015-11-05 05:09:19

#920

uziq: Member; +492|3653

it's quack science so people who fall for it should technically get the job. I thought being a gullible jobsworth was the prime criterion for police officers...

2015-11-05 05:23:27

#921

SuperJail Warden: Gone Forever; +640|3920

This is for the federal government. Standards are higher than a small town in NJ

2015-11-05 09:46:30

#922

Jay: Bork! Bork! Bork!; +2,006|5559|London, England

uziq wrote:
it's quack science so people who fall for it should technically get the job. I thought being a gullible jobsworth was the prime criterion for police officers...

http://abcnews.go.com/US/court-oks-barr … y?id=95836

They want dummies

"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat

2015-11-05 11:57:08

#923

unnamednewbie13: Moderator; +2,053|6972|PNW

So what happens if you're already a cop, but then do better on the next IQ test you take.

2015-11-05 11:57:35

#924

SuperJail Warden: Gone Forever; +640|3920

Jordan, a 49-year-old college graduate, took the exam in 1996 and scored 33 points, the equivalent of an IQ of 125. But New London police interviewed only candidates who scored 20 to 27, on the theory that those who scored too high could get bored with police work and leave soon after undergoing costly training.

Meh whatever.

I passed the written exam, the structured interview, health exam, and personality test. I have the polygraph exam, drug, test, background check, and second health test to do.

I am not sure if I was given the polygraph exam because I passed the background check since the email told me to bring information regarding the background check in.

I have been going through this process since May. Fml

2015-11-05 13:52:46

#925

DesertFox-: The very model of a modern major general; +796|6885|United States of America

That is alledgedly the reasoning of rejecting "overqualified" candidates for any job, even if they're desperate. Good thing I didn't get that $12/hr front-end lab job.

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