Extra Medium
THE UZI SLAYER
+79|4191|Oklahoma
Reported.
globefish23
sophisticated slacker
+334|6319|Graz, Austria

Jaekus wrote:

Extra Medium wrote:

I busted nut on a hotel towel and carefully placed it back the way it was, as to imply it hadn't been used.
They always wash the towels and bedding.
Inside room door handle.
Cleaning staff will only "find" that at the end, if at all.
A2TG2
Hazbeen
+67|4520|at your six
I had to look up a glossary of naval terms to make the navy pukes in my epic sound partially convincing, as I don't know shit about actual military life.
unnamednewbie13
Moderator
+2,053|6767|PNW

A2TG2 wrote:

I had to look up a glossary of naval terms to make the navy pukes in my epic sound partially convincing, as I don't know shit about actual military life.
Instead of looking it up why not just get someone to tell you?
A2TG2
Hazbeen
+67|4520|at your six
The glossary took me places I wouldn't have went otherwise.

Miramar Naval Weapons Station, San Diego California
The situation room had an array of cameras with feeds from aerial reconnaissance. The mood in the room was pure disbelief. The drones streamed a live feed of tanks, trucks, armored personal carriers and men pouring out of the Port of Los Angeles. It came as no surprise that one by one the signals were lost as either the drones themselves or the satellites that carried the signal were taken out.
The commander looked again to his communications officer who simply shrugged and pointed to the phone. There was no communications at all from Washington. The internet was down. For all he knew D.C. was a smoking crater.
He looked to one of the last screens still with a live feed. It showed a freeway overpass crowed with cheering people waving and holding signs. The fluid coursing through his veins felt like ice water as he had the operator zoom in and he read one of the signs. It was held by an obese man with dreadlocks and said, “Thank you. “
“Gentlemen, “he said grimly, “we are at war. “
There was a few seconds of silence and expectation as this new reality set in. Of all the war plans and games, no communication with Washington whatsoever had ever been practiced. The President had underground and air based command centers. There was no response whatsoever from anybody outside of California. The cell signals were still working but only locally and that didn’t make any sense at all to him.
“Get me the Alert Five Commander on the line and order the ground crews to load special weapons. “
The pimple faced communications officer stammered,” S-s-sir? “
“Nubs, ensign. Nuclear weapons. NBC’s. These commie bastards are nay fod. I guess you don’t know what that means either? It means they are clearly not afraid of dying. Our subs are noncom, as in no fucking communications. Do you see that? Do you understand that, you little pimple?”
He grabbed the frightened teen age communications specialist by the collar and pointed to the other remaining live camera feed showing the Chinese aircraft carrier parked off the shore of Long Beach.
“I am ordering that boat to be nuked.”
The room silenced except for the myriad vibrating cell phones. The second in command gestured to the civilians on the freeway overpass. “Sir? What about them? “
This commander had been a LRRP in Vietnam and had expected to retire at the end of that year. He read again the signs welcoming the invading army by the civilian scumbuckets on the bridge from the aerial drone feed. He had been spat on at the airport when he returned from The Nam, and that was a thing you didn’t forgive, not after having held in the guts of his best friend as he breathed in his last.
He pointed to the screens.
“Fuck those fucking fuckers. Kill the Chinese! You want to learn Mandarin? “
Steve-0
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A2TG2 wrote:

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“Fuck those fucking fuckers.“
truer words were never written.
DesertFox-
The very model of a modern major general
+794|6680|United States of America
Is this a draft? A few minor grammar/structural errors in this small sampling. Also, I know nothing about the context, but is it a parody as well?
A2TG2
Hazbeen
+67|4520|at your six

DesertFox- wrote:

Is this a draft? A few minor grammar/structural errors in this small sampling. Also, I know nothing about the context, but is it a parody as well?
Yes, draft.
It's a re-write of The Zombie Wars, and yes, it is a parody of real life.
A2TG2
Hazbeen
+67|4520|at your six
ps, I usually write sauced, at night and my wife proof reads and edits after I re-write and fatten up or thin it out, depending on how it reads.
It's not called The Zombie Wars. It;s called Newworld, it is an epic. The first novel ( I think ) will be called " The Fowleri "
https://www.facebook.com/newworldepic

Last edited by A2TG2 (2013-09-12 18:53:57)

Adams_BJ
Russian warship, go fuck yourself
+2,053|6618|Little Bentcock
What makes something an epic?
Steve-0
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+214|3955|SL,UT

Adams_BJ wrote:

What makes something an epic?
it's written by a Greek a couple thousand years ago, has more pages than a local library, and involves heroes.
A2TG2
Hazbeen
+67|4520|at your six
In that it's bigger than I can fit into one novel and I have a vision of a complete saga/new world.
There is evolution. Total collapse of governments, a plague ( zombies ) and scathing commentary of religious charlatans.

I also have Hollywood film connections that are excited about the idea and collaborating with me. That's not to say that it will go that far but the story is unfolding with gusto.
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|6669|Cardiff, Capital of Wales
My Confession: I read some of the posts, most days as a guest
Adams_BJ
Russian warship, go fuck yourself
+2,053|6618|Little Bentcock
come back more often 27
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|6669|Cardiff, Capital of Wales
Yesterday reminded me of school on my first day there. If I didnt like it they could go and fuck themselves, luckily for all of us back then I liked it.  And here I am again today
Adams_BJ
Russian warship, go fuck yourself
+2,053|6618|Little Bentcock
yay
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|6669|Cardiff, Capital of Wales
3rd day on the trot for me now. Hatrick!
War Man
Australians are hermaphrodites.
+563|6709|Purplicious Wisconsin
I love Twilight Imperium, it's an awesome boardgame.

Edit: THERE ARE ABSOLUTELY NO VAMPIRES IN THE BOARDGAME AND HAS NO RELATION TO TWILIGHT!!!

Last edited by War Man (2013-09-26 15:53:32)

The irony of guns, is that they can save lives.
HaiBai
Your thoughts, insights, and musings on this matter intrigue me
+304|5479|Bolingbrook, Illinois
im sorry for being a cuntface.

read some of my posts on this site and cringed
War Man
Australians are hermaphrodites.
+563|6709|Purplicious Wisconsin

HaiBai wrote:

im sorry for being a cuntface.

read some of my posts on this site and cringed
Lol, there are plenty of old posts I regret. No problem man.
The irony of guns, is that they can save lives.
Adams_BJ
Russian warship, go fuck yourself
+2,053|6618|Little Bentcock
I regret NOTHING
Extra Medium
THE UZI SLAYER
+79|4191|Oklahoma
I genuinely hate most humans.  I think I would enjoy life more if 90% of the worlds population vanished.  Mostly non-white people if at all possible.
RTHKI
mmmf mmmf mmmf
+1,736|6733|Oxferd Ohire
we'll wipe out everybody except you and parts of africa
https://i.imgur.com/tMvdWFG.png
globefish23
sophisticated slacker
+334|6319|Graz, Austria

RTHKI wrote:

we'll wipe out everybody except you and parts of africa
Wiping out himself would be the much easier solution.

Go on, EM!
Poach yourself on some roadside!
Jaekus
I'm the matchstick that you'll never lose
+957|5174|Sydney

Extra Medium wrote:

I genuinely hate most humans.  I think I would enjoy life more if 90% of the worlds population vanished.  Mostly non-white people if at all possible.
More than 90% of the population probably feels the same way about you.

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