A kid caught me distance pissing in the bathroom.

2006-08-25 20:26:25

#1

Fancy_Pollux: Connoisseur of Fine Wine; +1,306|6642

I was alone in the school bathroom and I was like "What the hell, I wonder how far away I can piss and still make it in". So I got pretty far away, like three feet , then some kid walks in. He startles me so much I try to run back to the stall and hide my penis which resulted in me pissing all over the wall.

Discuss.

2006-08-25 20:28:28

#2

Rellim83: Member; +7|6678|PA

haha

2006-08-25 20:28:29

#3

Mic: Member; +6|6500

Hmmmmm

2006-08-25 20:28:51

#4

the_outsider38: Microsoft Poster Child; +83|6690|Vancouver BC Canada

Did you know your E-penis size is inversely related to your real one?

Musta been pretty easy to hide it

2006-08-25 20:31:12

#5

lavadisk: I am a cat ¦ 3; +369|6825|Denver colorado

the_outsider38 wrote:
Did you know your E-penis size is inversely related to your real one?

Musta been pretty easy to hide it

it makes perfect sence.

2006-08-25 20:31:31

#6

PspRpg-7: -; +961|6693

Knew that it was Pollux.

2006-08-25 20:31:59

#7

Raphael: Wtf Padders!! Padders!!!; +18|6616|Boston, Massachusetts

ive done that in a single person bathroom ran outa juice to soon
lemonade all over the floor poor cleaner person.

2006-08-25 20:32:45

#8

Snipedya14: Dont tread on me; +77|6690|Mountains of West Virginia

PspRpg-7 wrote:
Knew that it was Pollux.

Same. I saw the title and was like, yay I need a laugh.

And you did not disappoint.

2006-08-25 20:32:54

#9

Fancy_Pollux: Connoisseur of Fine Wine; +1,306|6642

Raphael wrote:
ive done that in a single person bathroom ran outa juice to soon
lemonade all over the floor poor cleaner person.

This should be an olympic sport.

2006-08-25 20:34:40

#10

norge: J-10 and a coke please; +18|6465

at my school, i hated it so i just peed on the wall anyways

2006-08-25 20:34:45

#11

HeadShotAK47: Hand's shaken' / Heart's beatn' / Still Shootin'; +32|6722|Ft. Laudy, FL, USA

LMAO "discuss"

2006-08-25 20:35:39

#12

Fancy_Pollux: Connoisseur of Fine Wine; +1,306|6642

norge wrote:
at my school, i hated it so i just peed on the wall anyways

You haven't lived until you've pooped in a urinal.

2006-08-25 20:40:19

#13

Cpt.Crambone: Member; +4|6660|Chi-town, USA

3 feet? Amateurs...

2006-08-25 20:42:07

#14

Fancy_Pollux: Connoisseur of Fine Wine; +1,306|6642

Cpt.Crambone wrote:
3 feet? Amateurs...

To be fair, it was a urinal so I had to arc my piss quite a bit.

2006-08-25 20:43:37

#15

PASSUBY: Member; +30|6628|Louisiana

the_outsider38 wrote:
Did you know your E-penis size is inversely related to your real one?

Musta been pretty easy to hide it

2006-08-25 20:44:39

#16

SGT.Slayero: Member; +98|6461|Life in a vacuum sucks

lol!!!!!

2006-08-25 20:46:03

#17

GhostStalker0: I like pie; +29|6473|San Diego, CA

Hahahaha!

2006-08-25 20:46:55

#18

lavadisk: I am a cat ¦ 3; +369|6825|Denver colorado

Fancy_Pollux wrote:
norge wrote:
at my school, i hated it so i just peed on the wall anyways
You haven't lived until you've pooped in a urinal.

rofl!!!

2006-08-25 20:53:34

#19

gburndred: tiga tiga tiga tiga tiga woods ya'll; +95|6634|Calgary,AB,Canada

The funniest shit comes from you

2006-08-25 20:57:24

#20

{BMF}*Frank_The_Tank: U.S. > Iran; +497|6573|Florida

A kid caught me distance pissing in the bathroom.

Only a title Fancy would come up with. I have personally tried this before, its not as easy as it sounds. Luckily Ive never got too far away, because by the time I start getting some decent distance, Im running out of ammo. So to prevent peeing on the floor, I have to get myself back before I can get a record breaking distance.

2006-08-25 21:57:27

#21

SuperSlowYo: slow as you go; +124|6556|Canaduhhh.. West Toast

your "stories" are weaker than a newborn baby... even if im the only one that thinks this i dont care

2006-08-25 22:03:20

#22

KVNY: Member; +25|6651|SoCal

Good man, good man.

Last edited by KVNY (2006-08-25 22:03:51)

2006-08-25 22:07:38

#23

Cybargs: Moderated; +2,285|6712

show him how large is your e-penis

https://cache.www.gametracker.com/server_info/203.46.105.23:21300/b_350_20_692108_381007_FFFFFF_000000.png

2006-08-25 22:15:40

#24

iNeedUrFace4Soup: fuck it; +348|6541

Maybe you should keep some of these things a secret and not tell everyone every time you humiliate yourself. lol

2006-08-25 22:16:30

#25

AAFCptKabbom: Member; +127|6654|WPB, FL. USA

Take it from a pro you are doing it all wrong. You start by pissing in the urinal then back away and go until you hit full stream. My record best was over five feet, and with no dribble might I add

Stick with me kid and I'll teach you the fine art of making Ceran wrap look completely invisible on the toilet. Oh, shit I just had a flash back about this time a big dude busted down a stall with a bad case of the Hershey squirts, or was that the squishy hurts - either way it was a world class event

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