That's me. As much as I'd love to make fun of almost all of you, this isn't the point of the thread. I've had enough of my own and other people's threads closed due to flaming. That doesn't mean I don't think you're all idiots, but I'd actually like to give you a chance to fight back/defend yourselves. Yeah, that's right, TMo shows compassion. I'd imagine it must be rough for you to always be wrong, always have your egos deflated, and then suffer from poor self esteem but hey, sometimes the truth hurts.
Anyway, the purpose of this thread is for you, my self-proclaimed mortal enemies, to flame me. I won't defend myself and when I do reply, it will be to show my praise for your courage and, hopefully, originality. Don't worry about getting too personal, offending me, or hurting my non-existant emotions. Do your worst.
Mods and admins, consider this a request to keep this thread open indefinitely, unless of course the flaming starts to be directed toward someone other than myself. I know you're supposed to keep the forums friendly and flame-free, but honestly, I don't mind.
Everyone else, remember, don't hate the playa, hate the game. When I destroy you here, don't hate me, hate the medium that brought me into your life. Blame the internet.
Also, please note that there actually are a bunch of you whom I not only don't mind, but actually quite like in a completely heterosexual way. Some of you make me laugh, some of you actually make intelligent posts...so please, if you don't think this thread is directed toward you, then it probably isn't. But please feel free to flame away regardless.
Anyway, the purpose of this thread is for you, my self-proclaimed mortal enemies, to flame me. I won't defend myself and when I do reply, it will be to show my praise for your courage and, hopefully, originality. Don't worry about getting too personal, offending me, or hurting my non-existant emotions. Do your worst.
Mods and admins, consider this a request to keep this thread open indefinitely, unless of course the flaming starts to be directed toward someone other than myself. I know you're supposed to keep the forums friendly and flame-free, but honestly, I don't mind.
Everyone else, remember, don't hate the playa, hate the game. When I destroy you here, don't hate me, hate the medium that brought me into your life. Blame the internet.
Also, please note that there actually are a bunch of you whom I not only don't mind, but actually quite like in a completely heterosexual way. Some of you make me laugh, some of you actually make intelligent posts...so please, if you don't think this thread is directed toward you, then it probably isn't. But please feel free to flame away regardless.
