BF2S Forums You know what really grinds my gears?

Noobs that pub religiously.

Last edited by Ben>You (2006-12-13 15:09:42)

The TK thing bothers me more than the bunny-hopping and kamikaze pilots, what is with the shoot at me and either I'll get killed by the fool or end up with a punish? Last one was on a Flat-top and as I'm runnin' for a bird I get a bunch of gunfire (spawn campers I thought) and I get in a 'hawk and the windscreen goes a lit with hits with a BLUE icon over the shooter. Okay maybe smearing him over the flight deck wasn't the best solution BUT when I run in the road to place mines and I get run over THAT'S MY FAULT or when there is a big firefight and I get hit by friendlies I don't punish.  But shoot at your teammates and then punish because they didn't want to lose more points? (or die again)

1. I can't stand it when Helo pilots fly over a hot fucken LZ (15 or more bad guys) and tell me and 2 others to jump out right on top of them. Yea right  and do what, demand that they surrender the flag or else!!! dumb ass.

2. Bitch mutherfuckers that punish for T/K because they got killed when your claymore/frag went of defending a flag. Thanks to you asshole I killed 3 w/frag but only got 2 points for kills. dumb ass.

3.  That group of 4 Snipers on a rooftop that just look at that 1 lonewolf taking a flag because they don't want to "EXPOSE" themselves or who knows what fucken reason they come up with. 2 of you get your ass's down and frag his ass and the 2 others provide cover and spotting  in case he tries to run. Snipers like that give good snipers a bad name. 1 good sniper can keep a flag defended long enough until the calvery comes in to support your ass. So get off your lazy ass our worthless primodonna's. "if the shoe fits well then wear it"

some_random_panda wrote:

Nico-DeathDealer wrote:

Idiot team members who run over AT mines you've placed even though they can clearly see the big skull and crossbones... and then they have the nerve to punish you.

Yeah those mines and clays you people lay everywhere, so brilliant: No vehicles can enter our base now! or leave... Brilliant! I really like them when I`m trying to take the tank out of the last flag we have to cap another and ff is on.

You know what really grinds my gears btw? Idiots, i just hate them, because, their idiots... (nothing to do with the thing above)

scope lag grinds my gears, when you right click and the screen jitters and goes out of zoom itself

It's you!

It's that shit stuck under my shoe..

That smell inside the van..


Someone, pcik up where I left off!

- Ladders. I just hate them. Especially when ambushed and the chute won't open.

- Supply crates. Hurt, and attract fire. Just gimme a medic instead, you morons. Also, they keep landing on me.

- My mouse. It wanders off, and now it's taken to dying at odd moments.

- The shakes. I'm on a BF2 sabbatical because of the mouse, and can't cycle because my MP3 player died, and I can't focus without it. I'm going into adrenaline withdrawl, and soon I'm going to start twitching.

- Fast food. Stabbed myself in the gum with a chip the other day, and the hole suddenly decided to re-open with a large amount of blood a couple of hours ago. I'm just sitting there, and can suddenly taste blood. Go to spit it out, and it's bright red, almost arterial. FRESH blood, that should be reaching my brain.

- Being stuck without a way of taking out tanks. You walk around a corner, some guy in a tank trundles up. Only thing you can do is spot him and scarper, hoping someone will intervene as you're cowering on top of a building or fleeing for the TOW launcher.

- Pedestrians. In BF2, as in life, people see fit to wander around on the road. IRL, I can steer around them on my bike. In BF2, FAVs are too fast and not grippy enough to go around, the view from a tank frankly sucks, and APCs have a turning circle the size of France. I keep either slamming into people or backing over them by mistake.

- The lack of grip displayed by most of the vehicles. The MEC and PLA FAVs slide around like they're on greased ice, the USMC one lurches and has steering lag, the transports refuse to ascend even small hills, and APCs slide off gradients.

- People hiding who scream for support, thus scuppering their chance of grabbing the flag back. Little mister Marine hiding under the shack should keep his mouth shut.

- Armoured columns. Can we say aircraft bait? Sure, it looks cool and movie-ish, but I grew up playing flight sims. And in those flight sims, I picked on armoured columns from the air.

- Transport parties. Either we're being RPG bait, or they're not letting me join in. Or the driver backs over me when I'm not looking, or everyone bails and leaves me on the gun, stopped, in the middle of effing nowhere.

- Reverse gear. So many teamkills and deaths from it.

- Opening up on someone a few feet away, and missing with every single shot. It's not lag, neither of us is moving, I can even see the rounds pinging off the ground, sandbags, boxes, and the walls. It's just not hitting.

- Sleep. If I didn't need it, I could pump my ratios SO much higher.

- Women who don't put out. I have a penis, you have a vagina... what's the hold-up?

- Idiots who take an attack chopper as a means of transport only and bail out over a huddle of enemy troops leaving you to crash into the ground.

- Noobs who walk right in the middle of the road while you sit behind them in a car laying on the horn.

- Five people running in a pack together as Medic, but none of them ever stop to revive anyone.

- Medics who revive you in the middle of artillery when you have less than 5 seconds left before respawning.

- Having to stop in the middle of sex to take a piss because my dumbass didn't think to piss before the panties came off.

- Taking a shit in a public bathroom only to realize there is absolutely no toilet paper in either stall. Water+hand soap+electric hand dryer DO NOT work that well.

- Morons who jump into an APC in a remote part of the map and leave five guys behind yelling for a pick-up.

- Noobs who crash directly into your non-moving vehicle then punish you for a teamkill.

- People with retard-strength.

I searched for an empty server this weekend so I could work on my heli flying/missle skills.  I am the only person on the server (Kubra Dam was the map), and I'm messing things up in the valley, not even on the main MEC base.

Anyway, this ass connects and hops in the SU-34 and starts tracking me.  I tell him I'm not interested, I just want to work on my flying.  So he shoots me down.

I spawn back, fly over to the material base, get in the AA and shoot him out of the sky.  HE GETS MAD AT ME!  Tells me he was just practicing... hello dude didn't I tell you I wasn't looking for conlict, just wanted to do my thing.  So I tell him he's an asshole and I go find a new server.

Moral of the story... if you hop on a server with just one other person... ask them if they want to duke it out, don't assume. 

(Someone is going to come back and say you shouldn't be on a server if you don't want to play, but it was an EMPTY server when I selected it, and I'm tired of practicing on the SP bots.  And I'm trying to familiarize myself with the maps from the air, and really, who doesn't prefer the bigger maps!?)

UberStarWarsFan wrote:

people that punish you for a TK when they stepped on your claymore.  Did ya miss the big red skull and cross bones or did you think it was happy fun candy?

That and people that put claymores on their own spawn points and TK ppl spawning in.  Tough to say which is worse, they are both idiots!!!!!

When i come to this forum and find a nice thread to start reading and about 4 posts down the "Asshole croud" comes in and starts badgering the thread author over the stupidest shit, even though the thread author hasnt said anything offensive, anything mean, anything to be an asshole himself. Yet these people think its fun to be assholes to every possible person they can. Humor is one thing, but these assholes are dicks.

nob heads who insist you bail from attack chopper so his boyfriend can gun instead, alltough i waited their just as long as them, then if you dont bail they take off, and hover so your out of bounds and die.. or in the case of some guys, do it so he can solo in chopper