Your Funniest Reason for being banned

2006-08-13 00:01:03

#26

Fenix14: scout rush kekeke ^___^; +116|6558|Brisbane, Aus

kicked and almost 'appariently' banned for jihad planeing, just put c4 on the nose wasn't crashing intentionaly but i lagged into a blackhawk and got c4 kills

2006-08-13 00:04:18

#27

HOLLYWOOD=_=FTW=_=: Member; +31|6553

Lol Ive banned over 2500 so far lol. One of my servers has over 10k bans dont believe me thats cool lol. Some of the funniest reasons ive banned people for are as follows most are after about 3k milligrams of hydracodone or a few fioracet or xanax all usually mixed with alot of alchol ya i got a prob i know lay off my nuts.

We dont take checks here bitch try again...
Sniff Sniff you smell that? I smell white trash seeya bitch....
Ron burgondy called bitch he says you gots ta go...
Posternutbag says no...
HOLLYWOOD PWNS THE FACE VIA BAN WOOT I WIN THE INTERNET...
No carnies allowed...
Lata mailbox head ZZZZZZINNNG! BITCH...

ya i know they arent taht funny but at the time they were

2006-08-13 00:08:37

#28

AllmightyOz: Member; +50|6487|United States - Ohio

"asshattery"

2006-08-13 11:43:26

#29

Poseidon: Fudgepack DeQueef; +3,253|6539|Long Island, New York

Never been banned, but I was kicked from the TV2 Wake 24/7 server for saying "Idiot". Apparentely it's a bad word. Too funny.

2006-08-13 11:44:57

#30

acEofspadEs6313: Shiny! Let's be bad guys.; +102|6694|NAS Jacksonville, Florida

My only ban has come from killing the admins over and over again with the M95. Sore losers can't accept that some people are better than them.

2006-08-13 12:00:12

#31

Lucien: Fantasma Parastasie; +1,451|6654

I just got banned for 'using a 3d hack'

WTF IS A 3D HACK?!

https://img272.imageshack.us/img272/188/screen095kl9.jpg

stupid admins.. "46-0 LOL sure sarge"

2006-08-13 12:04:14

#32

rambo_killin_SOB: bunny hopping nade spammer; +61|6513

was banned for c4 suiciding even though i didnt commit suicide. i jumped off the atv before thae crash and lived

2006-08-13 13:05:17

#33

JaM3z: Banned; +311|6712

banned fopr spamming enemy boat spotted on karkand as commander for 6 consecutive rounds.

2006-08-13 13:11:42

#34

Madiz: is back; +26|6758

I have been banned for using Ak-101 in Knife & pistol only server this was today. But i have been kicked many times one time it sayed: You have been kicked from server cause. "SMOKEING TOO MUTCH PENIS" funny is that it still makes me laugh they kicked me for no reason.

https://i524.photobucket.com/albums/cc328/Madiz991/signa.jpg

2006-08-13 13:16:07

#35

BigmacK: Back from the Dead.; +628|6752|Chicago.

BANNING!!! BigmacK192 for excessive team kills!

1.03. Claymores went off on everyone. Including team mates. And I had a squad full of idiots. Spawn on me, give me ammo, detonate a claymore and punish. It happened one time, with all five members, in five different locations.

Stupid isn't it?

2006-08-13 13:19:33

#36

sikaroo: Member; +0|6468

baned for having to high rank
baned for talking to admin
baned for saying admin are you god he sad yes
baned for teamkilling i whas only 5 second in the server
baned for flying a plane admin wanted to fly
banned because i killed hin to much

2006-08-13 13:21:08

#37

Madiz: is back; +26|6758

It still happens i only got -7 coz that some guy give me ammo and i placed the clay soon as he saw that he run into claymore and punished i asked why did he punised he didnt say anything when i saw hes name it was all clear he was from russia.

2006-08-13 13:23:23

#38

Trel: Member; +70|6678

As far as I know, I'm banned from all Internode servers for bombing the carrier on Wake. That makes me roffel.

And getting banned for going 18-1 because I was "Obviously hacking."

Good to be back.

2006-08-13 13:23:48

#39

Kamikaze17: Over the line!; +70|6750|Mark it zero.

rambo_killin_SOB wrote:
was banned for c4 suiciding even though i didnt commit suicide. i jumped off the atv before thae crash and lived

2 of my bans are from that.
1 for baseraping, even though other admins in my squad were doing it too.
1 for teamkilling for a plane, even though i was nowhere near the airfield and driving a god damn FAV. WTF?

2006-08-13 13:35:37

#40

Reciprocity: Member; +721|6582|the dank(super) side of Oregon

my two bans are from busting admins balls. calling them on their bs rules. If you ever play on cainslair, never uncap rape, unless you're a member of their little group, then it's ok.

2006-08-13 18:06:09

#41

Dauntless: Admin; +2,249|6744|London

This happend to my clanmate, Damunk:

He was just playing on the +Christian Gamers Online+ server...

Everything was going fine untill someone talked into the chat... "Is this a Christian Server??"

So my friend thought he would be funny, and type "Hail Satan!" just for the fun of it. It took only 2 Seconds before he got kicked for saying Satan.

He thought it was pretty funny to see very religeous people play a war game so he went back just to chat with some of the CGO clan members online...

This is what happened :

https://img231.imageshack.us/img231/4274/screen059aa1.png

Full size

This has to be the funniest ban ever

2006-08-13 18:11:03

#42

Scr0k: A clown killed my dad; +47|6516|Alabama

This guy ran in front of my plane once one wake and punished me for the TK, so i followed him around the rest of the round and jihaded him. Ended up w/ like -157 or sumthing. Definately worth it though. Didn't know he was an admin though.

Last edited by Scr0k (2006-08-13 18:11:39)

2006-08-13 20:10:51

#43

stryyker: bad touch; +1,682|6721|California

only been banned once, and it was for not using the right language

2006-08-14 01:07:17

#44

Blazingthing: Member; +0|6514|Sweden

One time I was kicket from a server because I Flew near a hangarcarrier with a helicopter

2006-08-14 01:57:07

#45

sagexp: Member; +16|6555

LT.Victim wrote:
PuckMercury wrote:
PspRpg-7 wrote:
See sig.
All I see is iThong ... is there something else there?
http://img135.imageshack.us/img135/7466/alskdffh6.png

You Probably Cant see it because your a noob internet Explorer User.. IE doesn't Support .png Pictures..

Get Firefox.. www.firefox.com

Calling a guy a noob internet explorer user saying IE doesnt support .png when actually it does...

priceless

2006-08-14 02:03:50

#46

the_outsider38: Microsoft Poster Child; +83|6696|Vancouver BC Canada

Defiance wrote:
jsnipy wrote:
LT.Victim wrote:

http://img135.imageshack.us/img135/7466/alskdffh6.png

You Probably Cant see it because your a noob internet Explorer User.. IE doesn't Support .png Pictures..

Get Firefox.. www.firefox.com
I think ie supports png, just not alpha in png .. get ff anyway though
Nope. Doesn't support PNG at all.

I can see em with IE......?

2006-08-14 02:23:38

#47

TheOne 3had0w: Member; +3|6491|Austria

well.. i have an tread its a it like that.. its about stupid server rules..
..
i get banned because im using a heli-> just admins fly
banned because using c4 and claymores on flags and in buildings.. =S
..
i started to make a "blacklist" and once i will have a own server... hrhrhr
the first rule "all blacklist leader can connect but with weapons disabled" )

2006-08-14 02:32:32

#48

[FB]Eraser: Back in battle after 3-year break; +39|6722|Switzerland

I was banned from a server for no reason. It was a couple of month ago, when I was joining a server for the first time. I was in the game for about 20 seconds and I have done nothing else there, than looking for squad to join.
Next thing I saw was the message, that I was kicked for 0 minutes and no reason was mentioned there why. I wasn't thinking much about it, was joining another server and played for about 2 hours. After that I was checking my stats and saw, that I have 1 ban...

2006-08-14 02:34:25

#49

TheDarkRaven: ATG's First Disciple; +263|6625|Birmingham, UK

I have been banned for "Being TOO good" and with the statement "Go and play on your own server!" (my clan's server was down at the time...)

2006-08-14 02:35:16

#50

sgt.sonner: the electric eel has got me by the brain banana; +146|6534|Denmizzark!!

I said "shit sorry" after crashing the chopper in an utterly stupid fashion.. "banned word shit!"

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rambo_killin_SOB wrote:

LT.Victim wrote:

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