fat
thin
man this cought on pretty quick......
mints
mints
fresh
frozen
cold
food
drink
cream soda
cum
porn
b.b.q. sorry thougth you said prawn
boobs
edit: technically this could be used any time in the topic, because isnt that usually whats on the mind anyway?
edit: technically this could be used any time in the topic, because isnt that usually whats on the mind anyway?
Last edited by Paco_the_Insane (2006-08-12 10:21:27)
Nipple
grease
naked wrestling
jello
bill cosby
show
sexy
A Short Story of you Words:
Once upon a time there was an online War of epic per portion. They called it BF2 and it was plagued by noobs who constantly spoiled the fun. Often guilty of being tk’ers and asshats they spam servers out of spite. These ass like players often develop cases of zoophillia and find donkey sex a read punch in the mouth. Often stronger in one hand than the other for obvious reasons they often leave stains on their keyboard and mouse. Known to throw verbal rocks in a futile attempt for attention the are often quickly disposed of with a quick nade. Most of them are in their pre-puberty years and their body has not fully developed resulting in under developed body parts. If only they would just pass out in a pool of their own blood and pee most would be happy. These players can often be identified by their red palms and blue balls. They often can be found watching Sponge Bob under the sea while day dreaming about make love to a fish. Often covered in chips and fragments of potato and cheese from endless hours of having no real life. They like to play mouse and cat games but are easily caught in their own trap. Just as easily you can bait them into your own trap and c4 their stupid ass for some late night fun. Nothing like the boom sound and explosion that sends them up in flames to brighten your day. Another fault of theirs is to spam bf2s.com forums with endless rants and questions about the same thing over and over. Often envious of players like volx who they spend to much time trying to emulate. Confused between the space bar and tab button they often rant about patch 1.3 kicking them to the desktop. A super star in their own minds who we wish would just zip their lip and STFU! Often saying things like rar or rawr, hell they seldom get it right. Believing sushi is just another term for “Haxor” and not a delicacy in china. They often pee in a cup to keep from having to stray far from their computers. Some times their pee is yellow other times red. Their motto is no blue balls are good balls and it doesn’t require pussie to ensure that happens. These boys and girls often like to dress up in animal costumes. Whether they are down or up maybe over or inside they seldom leave their house and don’t have to work like the rest of us. The scream suckage to be us with or office jobs and small cubical arrangement. If only we could dip all their little heads in the toilet and repeatedly slam the seat on their heads, lol. What clowns these hoodlums are with their red snotty noses. They should all be smacked down with their in your face weak ass style of game play. It’s often comical when the self-pwnt themselves and end up dead after trying to fly a helo or plane. Easily agitated when you type pwned you little noobs. These geeks think their 1337 and often refer to each other as my spooning mate. Confucious says a BF2 player who often says your mom is fat and eats thin mints is in self denial about their own obesity. So stop eating fresh or frozen pizza start running you pudgy little bastards. Not old enough to drink cold beer they must settle for junk food and drink soda. Word is cream in their soda is their favorite because it taste turtle cum. So if haven’t had the displeasure of running into a BF2 NoOb it’s probably because they are pre-occupied looking at porn and man boobs … to be continued!
Edit: Ran spell check... and yes I was bored stuck here in my office...
Once upon a time there was an online War of epic per portion. They called it BF2 and it was plagued by noobs who constantly spoiled the fun. Often guilty of being tk’ers and asshats they spam servers out of spite. These ass like players often develop cases of zoophillia and find donkey sex a read punch in the mouth. Often stronger in one hand than the other for obvious reasons they often leave stains on their keyboard and mouse. Known to throw verbal rocks in a futile attempt for attention the are often quickly disposed of with a quick nade. Most of them are in their pre-puberty years and their body has not fully developed resulting in under developed body parts. If only they would just pass out in a pool of their own blood and pee most would be happy. These players can often be identified by their red palms and blue balls. They often can be found watching Sponge Bob under the sea while day dreaming about make love to a fish. Often covered in chips and fragments of potato and cheese from endless hours of having no real life. They like to play mouse and cat games but are easily caught in their own trap. Just as easily you can bait them into your own trap and c4 their stupid ass for some late night fun. Nothing like the boom sound and explosion that sends them up in flames to brighten your day. Another fault of theirs is to spam bf2s.com forums with endless rants and questions about the same thing over and over. Often envious of players like volx who they spend to much time trying to emulate. Confused between the space bar and tab button they often rant about patch 1.3 kicking them to the desktop. A super star in their own minds who we wish would just zip their lip and STFU! Often saying things like rar or rawr, hell they seldom get it right. Believing sushi is just another term for “Haxor” and not a delicacy in china. They often pee in a cup to keep from having to stray far from their computers. Some times their pee is yellow other times red. Their motto is no blue balls are good balls and it doesn’t require pussie to ensure that happens. These boys and girls often like to dress up in animal costumes. Whether they are down or up maybe over or inside they seldom leave their house and don’t have to work like the rest of us. The scream suckage to be us with or office jobs and small cubical arrangement. If only we could dip all their little heads in the toilet and repeatedly slam the seat on their heads, lol. What clowns these hoodlums are with their red snotty noses. They should all be smacked down with their in your face weak ass style of game play. It’s often comical when the self-pwnt themselves and end up dead after trying to fly a helo or plane. Easily agitated when you type pwned you little noobs. These geeks think their 1337 and often refer to each other as my spooning mate. Confucious says a BF2 player who often says your mom is fat and eats thin mints is in self denial about their own obesity. So stop eating fresh or frozen pizza start running you pudgy little bastards. Not old enough to drink cold beer they must settle for junk food and drink soda. Word is cream in their soda is their favorite because it taste turtle cum. So if haven’t had the displeasure of running into a BF2 NoOb it’s probably because they are pre-occupied looking at porn and man boobs … to be continued!
Edit: Ran spell check... and yes I was bored stuck here in my office...
Last edited by Husker~ifh~ (2006-08-12 11:27:00)
boring
soap operas
drugs
That's 70's show