11:29 PM - NooBesT: oh man
A*******, awesome poster, would definitely recommend, and read again.Dauntless wrote:
11:29 PM - NooBesT: oh man
11:36 PM - Dauntless: stfu finray
Dauntless wrote:
11:36 PM - Dauntless: stfu finray
The last comment made me lol.[23:35] Krazed: holy shit the tits on that one
[23:35] Krazed: loool
[23:35] Finray: which one
[23:35] Krazed: im watching old top gear episodes
[23:35] Finray: lolz
[23:35] Krazed: the one just over hammonds shoulder
[23:35] Krazed: daaaaaaamn
[23:36] Krazed: i could go hiking for days in there
How I lol'dSteam wrote:
22:21 - Brin`: 20 pages
22:21 - Brin`: 4359 words
22:21 - SamBo: lol
22:21 - Brin`: thats one file for the assignment
22:21 - SamBo: nice work
22:21 - SamBo: keep goin
22:21 - SamBo: but i wouldnt bother
22:21 - Brin`: ive got another file being title page
22:21 - Brin`: another being contents
22:21 - Brin`: another being bibliography
22:21 - Brin`: and the last is appendices
22:21 - SamBo: oh fuck that
22:21 - SamBo: so glad im quitting
22:22 - Brin`: proper report
22:22 - Brin`: ill send it
22:22 - Brin`: see what you think of real work
22:23 - SamBo: k
22:23 - SamBo: if you want me on msn you can fuck off
22:23 - SamBo: i just went on xfire
22:23 - Brin`: sam
22:23 - Brin`: e
<xfire with him saying 'fuck that' and how 'i'd quit'>
22:33 - SamBo: what
22:33 - SamBo: in
22:33 - SamBo: gods
22:33 - SamBo: name
22:33 - Brin`: ?
22:33 - SamBo: the start of this porno
22:33 - Brin`: haha
22:33 - SamBo: i usually skip it
22:33 - SamBo: cause its so stupid
22:34 - SamBo: but this
22:34 - SamBo: wth
22:34 - Brin`: what is it?
22:34 - SamBo: girl lying on sofa
22:34 - SamBo: bored
22:34 - SamBo: then this guy
22:34 - SamBo: keep popping his head up
22:34 - SamBo: behind the sofa
22:34 - SamBo: looks like the biggest nerd ever
22:34 - SamBo: and pulling funny faces
22:34 - SamBo: like
22:34 - SamBo: sticking his tongue out
22:34 - SamBo: and
22:34 - SamBo: going cross eyed
22:34 - SamBo: now their having sex
17:15 - SamBo: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=edaJP3Lp0Gg
17:15 - SamBo: rofl
17:17 - Kez: ohhhhhhhhhh you prick
17:17 - SamBo: owned
17:15 - SamBo: rofl
17:17 - Kez: ohhhhhhhhhh you prick
17:17 - SamBo: owned
<liquidat0r> i had a period from my nose earlier
<liquidat0r> was bleeding and shit
<Winston_Churchill> were you really moody?
<menzo> lol cant even remmeber alst time my had a nose bleed
<Zimmer> WONDERFUL TONIGHT
<liquidat0r> i get them reasonalby often
<liquidat0r> (once a month, lolol)
<menzo> lol
<menzo> get nose preggo it will stop for a while
<Winston_Churchill> hahaha
<liquidat0r> so i should cum on my face next time?
<menzo> yes
<liquidat0r> "hang on, just gotta pull out and cum on my face, honey"
<Winston_Churchill> or cum on her and snort it
<menzo> or get nose fucked by winston
<liquidat0r> oooh, good plan! seeing as i do that anyway
<menzo> the first time hurts a bit
<liquidat0r> normally lick it, but yeah
<liquidat0r> was bleeding and shit
<Winston_Churchill> were you really moody?
<menzo> lol cant even remmeber alst time my had a nose bleed
<Zimmer> WONDERFUL TONIGHT
<liquidat0r> i get them reasonalby often
<liquidat0r> (once a month, lolol)
<menzo> lol
<menzo> get nose preggo it will stop for a while
<Winston_Churchill> hahaha
<liquidat0r> so i should cum on my face next time?
<menzo> yes
<liquidat0r> "hang on, just gotta pull out and cum on my face, honey"
<Winston_Churchill> or cum on her and snort it
<menzo> or get nose fucked by winston
<liquidat0r> oooh, good plan! seeing as i do that anyway
<menzo> the first time hurts a bit
<liquidat0r> normally lick it, but yeah
My Dad's trying to mess up my 10 year old sister by telling her to stab santa
haha
today
i said to dad
blah blah
your evil
and he said no im not eveil becouse
because
im noastu
nasty
and i said whats the differance
and he said
if santa came along and said hohoho merry christmas
and you said get losst you ugly git
thats nasty
but if he came along
and said hohoh merry christmas
and yoiu pulled out a knife
and stabbed him in the eye
thats evil
I came home to this...
[22:02] Gooners: YOU TOLD ME YOU TOOK A TEST AND YOU WERENT PREGNANT
[22:02] Gooners: HOW AM I MEANT TO SUPPORT THIS CHILD
[22:02] Gooners: IM LEAVING YOU
[22:02] <This user is now offline>
I'm so confused.
[22:02] Gooners: YOU TOLD ME YOU TOOK A TEST AND YOU WERENT PREGNANT
[22:02] Gooners: HOW AM I MEANT TO SUPPORT THIS CHILD
[22:02] Gooners: IM LEAVING YOU
[22:02] <This user is now offline>
I'm so confused.
You know Gooners that another person you sent the wrong message to. Really should watch that. That is unless Finray is pregnant.Finray wrote:
I came home to this...
[22:02] Gooners: YOU TOLD ME YOU TOOK A TEST AND YOU WERENT PREGNANT
[22:02] Gooners: HOW AM I MEANT TO SUPPORT THIS CHILD
[22:02] Gooners: IM LEAVING YOU
[22:02] <This user is now offline>
I'm so confused.
"Raise the flag high! Let the degenerates know who comes to claim their lives this day!"
http://forums.bf2s.com/profile.php?id=27003Blade4509 wrote:
You know Gooners that another person you sent the wrong message to. Really should watch that. That is unless Finray is pregnant.Finray wrote:
I came home to this...
[22:02] Gooners: YOU TOLD ME YOU TOOK A TEST AND YOU WERENT PREGNANT
[22:02] Gooners: HOW AM I MEANT TO SUPPORT THIS CHILD
[22:02] Gooners: IM LEAVING YOU
[22:02] <This user is now offline>
I'm so confused.
GFINNERS
THE LOVE CHILD OF MYSELF AND FINRAY
NOOO
Oh, of course.
<Morpheus> hello all
*** Broodbeleg is now known as Neo
<Neo> Hello Morpheus
<Morpheus> This is your last chance. After this, there is no turning back. You take the blue pill - the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill - you stay in Wonderland and I show you how deep the rabbit-hole goes.
* Neo grabs red pill
<Morpheus> The pill you took is part of a trace program. It's designed to disrupt your input/output carrier signal so we can pinpoint your location.
* Neo looks disturbed around myself
<Neo> himself*
<Morpheus> Welcome to the desert of the real.
<Neo> This can't be true!!!!!!!! noooeeees
<Morpheus> You have to let it all go, Neo. Fear, doubt, and disbelief. Free your mind.
<Neo> There is no spoon
<Morpheus> What is the Matrix? Control. The Matrix is a computer-generated dream world built to keep us under control in order to change a human being into this.
<Neo> Déjà vu?
<Morpheus> You've been living in a dream world, Neo.
<Neo> Yeah. Well, that sounds like a pretty good deal. But I think I may have a better one. How about, I give you the finger and you give me my phone call
<Neo> I know kung fu.
<Morpheus> show me
* Neo attacks Morpheus
* Neo is a fatass and loses
*** liquidat0r` is now known as Trinity
<Morpheus> How did I beat you?
<@Trinity> i want you so bad, Neo
<Neo> You... you're too fast.
<Morpheus> Do you believe that my being stronger or faster has anything to do with my muscles in this place? Do you think that's air you're breathing now?
<Neo> Shut up Trinity, i'm busy with Morpheus now. ;D
<@Trinity> ALL OF YOU
<@Trinity> FUCK YOU
<Neo> That wasn't in the script bitch
*** Trinity is now known as The_Director
<@The_Director> i changed it
<@The_Director> haha.
* Neo grmbl's
*** The_Director is now known as lqiuadi0tr
*** Andy Nickname is already in use.
*** Neo is now known as Borodbleeg
<Morpheus> lol
EE (hats
Lmao @ The_Director. Owned.
wow, i just got someone that added me on msn and well it looks like a bot. as soon as i talk it talks right away.. So I'm having fun with it
I think she left me, I only had auto-response in the end. I had to put her downranae says:
*hi
|| Matt || [ 15 - 14 - 2 ] Tits-astic! says:
*hey
*who's this?
ranae says:
*hi how are you today?
|| Matt || [ 15 - 14 - 2 ] Tits-astic! says:
**who's this?
ranae says:
*my name is paris I'm doing great today I'm 21 yrs old how old are you?
|| Matt || [ 15 - 14 - 2 ] Tits-astic! says:
*im good you
ranae says:
*listen hun, I am just about to start my webcam show with jen, come chat me there in my chat room? We can cyber, I will get naked if u do..lol!
|| Matt || [ 15 - 14 - 2 ] Tits-astic! says:
*no
ranae says:
*I can show u how to watch free if u promise not to tell anyone else how to do it???PLEASE:-$
|| Matt || [ 15 - 14 - 2 ] Tits-astic! says:
*yea sure, you're either a bot, or some low life trying to either take some money from me, or send a virus
*but i'll have some fun with you sexy
ranae says:
*well since its free the law that u gotta be 18 (nudity involved), u have to sign up with a credit card for age verification! BUT .. Once you are inside, just clikc on "Webcams" let me know what name you use to sign in with so I know it is you babe! http://www.thinks-Im_dumb_to_click.com/vicky fill out the bottom of the page then fill out the next page as well and u can see me live for free!
|| Matt || [ 15 - 14 - 2 ] Tits-astic! says:
*see told you, you're a bot trying to steal my money
*dont worry i still love you
ranae says:
*Please dont mention anything about that in the chatroom once u get in ok?:-$
|| Matt || [ 15 - 14 - 2 ] Tits-astic! says:
*dont worry i wont tell anyone, well maybe except bf2s
*i got to tell you something
ranae says:
*OH SHIT.. k I am late to start my show, I gotta get off msn...I will see ya inside my chatroom babe.. remember not to mention that I am upgrading u for free... You can use your msn name to sign in so i know it is you..
|| Matt || [ 15 - 14 - 2 ] Tits-astic! says:
*ever since i saw you for the first time, i fell in love with you
ranae says:
*AUTO-RESPONSE: hey just in the middle of my free webcam show if you want to watch click the link http://www.still_thinks_im_dumb_to_click it.com/vicky
|| Matt || [ 15 - 14 - 2 ] Tits-astic! says:
*noooooo!!!! dont leave me!
ranae says:
*AUTO-RESPONSE: hey just in the middle of my free webcam show if you want to watch click the link http://www.still_thinks_im_dumb_to_click it.com/vicky
|| Matt || [ 15 - 14 - 2 ] Tits-astic! says:
*I LOVE YOU
ranae says:
*AUTO-RESPONSE: hey just in the middle of my free webcam show if you want to watch click the link http://www.still_thinks_im_dumb_to_click it.com/vicky
*Whilst playing chess
SplinterStrike: wtf, it wont let me select my queen
PrivateVendetta: f5
SplinterStrike: i did
i cant move it
PrivateVendetta: dunno
somrhting to do with it being check?
SplinterStrike: ohh riiiight
PrivateVendetta: oh lawd
FFLinks first time DRINKING. Ever.
More to come.FFLink13 IRC!
FFLink13 #BF2s
FFLink13 Ok
FFLink13 Ok
FFLink13 changes nick to FFLink
FFLink Ok
FFLink Chloe's just started talking to me, bla bla
FFLink Asking what's been wrong with me lately
FFLink Insisting I tell her
FFLink Now
FFLink It's all about her
FFLink Do I tell her
FFLink Also, I think I'm slightly tipsy now
21:52 FFLink ?
Zimmer no
21:53 Zimmer just say "Don't worry about it, you'd get more angry if I told you than if I didn't"
FFLink Too late
FFLink lololol
Zimmer you failure
21:54 FFLink Meh.
Zimmer Thoruz: been downloading lately?
FFLink What's the worse that could happen?
Zimmer just checking if it's you with the german IP
FFLink She rarely tals to me
FFLink *talks
Zimmer that she never talks to you again?
FFLink She will, she's not that sort of person
21:55 FFLink FUckinghell
FFLink I can't stop shaking
Zimmer you fail
Zimmer please don't die., though
FFLink Like a fox
FFLink I won't, lol
FFLink I've hardly drank any, so I'm not drunk
21:56 FFLink Well
FFLink I dunno, how much JD would it take to get someone drunk?
FFLink This is her first respone
FFLink Awwwwwwwwwww!!
FFLink :S
21:59 Winston_Churchill lol
22:01 Zimmer bahahahahahahahaha
Zimmer fail
22:02 FFLink Nah
FFLink That was to another comment
Zimmer nah, turns out the heavy downloader was a friend, Winston_Churchill
22:03 Winston_Churchill heh
22:04 Zimmer so what is she saying, FFLink
Zimmer need to know
Zimmer to laugh
22:05 FFLink ...
FFLink She said...
FFLink "I love you, coming over now she we can embrace together and laugh at Zimmer on IRC olloooloo"
FFLink *she = so
Zimmer you wish
FFLink ll
Zimmer come on, enlighten me
22:06 <- joker8baller has disconnected (Read error: Connection reset by peer)
22:09 Thoruz enlightens Zimmer
22:11 Winston_Churchill hands Thoruz a flashlight
Winston_Churchill err, fleshlight
FFLink Ok
FFLink Well
FFLink It's done
FFLink I changed the topic
Zimmer huh?
FFLink So that means my little speach had no upside for me
22:12 FFLink As she's gone with the topic change
FFLink So unless she brings it back up
Zimmer she didn't answer it?
FFLink She answered, but nothing in depth
FFLink Just "No, I don't mind"
FFLink (about me telling her)
Zimmer ouch
FFLink Lol
22:13 FFLink Maybe it'll make things easier for me, now
FFLink Head feels weird
Zimmer that it's out in the open?
Zimmer not a chance
FFLink You're so positive
FFLink (prick)
FFLink
FFLink Ha ha
FFLink I lol'd myself
Zimmer no, I'm just realistic about these things
22:15 FFLink Holy shit I'm drinking this like a bitch now
22:16 FFLink Almost down to half a bottle
Zimmer Thoruz: shall I call the ambulance?
FFLink Lol
FFLink I'm still conscious
FFLink I have a conscience, too
Zimmer this is not going to end well FFLink
FFLink Ok:
FFLink Ok:
Winston_Churchill lol
FFLink Isn't it weird how conscience is spelt?
Zimmer no
FFLink It's like
Winston_Churchill con science?
FFLink The science of cons
FFLink Ha ha
22:17 Winston_Churchill spot the drunk one ladies and gents
Zimmer poor you
Zimmer apologise to Chloe for me, FFLink
Zimmer because I feel this night wont end well
Zimmer you don't seem to understand, FFLink, that the alcohol hasn't hit you yet
Winston_Churchill home time ladies
Winston_Churchill nn
Zimmer that 1/4 of a bottle you've had
22:18 Zimmer is going to kill you
Zimmer nn Winston_Churchill
<- Winston_Churchill has disconnected (Quit: The states finally invaded...)
FFLink Done!
Zimmer Done what?
FFLink Apologised
FFLink Wait
Zimmer lulz
FFLink For me
FFLink So you wanna say sorry?
FFLink I should tell her you said sorry?
Zimmer yes, as a friend, I believe I should be the one apologising for you
22:21 Zimmer done that for me, FFLink?
FFLink Ha ha
22:22 FFLink She's asking who you are
FFLink I was all
FFLink "Ignore Winston Churchill"
FFLink It's just a nickname, not the real guy
FFLink Ha ha
Zimmer tell her the most awesomest of guys who would like to meet her
Zimmer my name is David
Zimmer and I rock
FFLink FUCK YOU
Zimmer hahahahaa
FFLink You're not meeting her
Zimmer aw come on
Zimmer for the laughs
Zimmer okay then, say that I am a friendly passer by, who has heard that you're a pretty awesome girl, from the man himself
22:23 Zimmer how does that sound?
Zimmer come on FFLink, be fun
Zimmer I'll EVEN add her on facebook
Zimmer if she wants me that much
FFLink I said you're INternet peoplle
Zimmer lol
Zimmer and you aren't?
22:24 Zimmer I need to hack your computer and take over this conversation
Zimmer it's going nowhere
Zimmer I'm not internet people, I only live a couple of hundred miles away!!!
Zimmer
Zimmer I'm real!
Zimmer and single.
22:25 FFLink Lol
22:26 Zimmer
Thoruz zimmer
Thoruz tell me now what is going on?
Zimmer I wanted to talk to this awesome girl
Zimmer FFLink is drunk, talking to his ex-ex
22:27 Zimmer that about sums it up
Thoruz he is not drunk
Zimmer well
Thoruz no first time drinker is able to type like that
Miggle I'm durnk
Zimmer an attempt at drunk
Miggle drunk*
22:28 FFLink WOW
FFLink This is good
FFLink I like being drunk
FFLink On TS with my BEST friend
Zimmer wait, you're talking to her over TS?
FFLink He says I'm his best friend too
Thoruz you are not drunk
Thoruz not yet
Zimmer oh
FFLink No
FFLink Not her
Zimmer you're not drunk FFLink
Zimmer just tipsy
Zimmer once you hit drunk
Zimmer we'll know
Thoruz you'll know
22:29 Zimmer because you wont be typing
Thoruz oh yeah
Thoruz we as well
Thoruz nah that's the passing out stage
Thoruz he'll type gibberish
Zimmer we'll just get a
Zimmer askjhdsaldjs nobgf
Thoruz yes
Zimmer come on FFLink, I'm dying to talk to her
Zimmer I'm on the edge of my seat
22:30 Thoruz know what time it is?
Zimmer because of that and because the seat is too small
Zimmer Yes, it's only 10:30
Thoruz no
Thoruz it is time for
Thoruz »» Music: (Playing) «» Journey - Don't Stop Believin' «» 00:23/04:11 ««
Zimmer hahahaa
Miggle Zimmer:
Miggle I'll sell you my 80gb zune
Zimmer yes Miggle?
Zimmer it's not the HD one
Zimmer so no thanks
Miggle picky.
22:32 Thoruz hahahhaa
Thoruz journey and alcohol is awsm
Zimmer I think FFLink has died
Thoruz probably fapping
Thoruz or better
Thoruz trying to get it up
22:33 Zimmer he's probably crying that Chloe is more interested in who I am
Thoruz or hooking you up
Zimmer than that he's still in love with her
Thoruz i doubt that
Thoruz she is not interested in you
Thoruz or is she?
Zimmer you never know, Thoruz
Thoruz i always know
22:34 Thoruz or will know
Thoruz it's almost the same
Thoruz but zimmer you know what
Thoruz »» Music: (Playing) «» Journey - Be Good to Yourself «» 00:12/03:52 ««
22:35 Zimmer lol
22:36 FFLink HI!!
FFLink Sorry
FFLink My mother called
Thoruz yeah
Thoruz sure
Thoruz why not
Thoruz faggot
FFLink And was all "FUXK Y COMPUTER I'M ANGRY!"
FFLink *Fix
FFLink And I wa sall "SHIT
Thoruz zimmer
FFLink But I got it guys
Thoruz he is drunk now
FFLink I got it.
FFLink I REALLY AM
FFLink Cold
Thoruz well
Thoruz you are actually starting to be
Thoruz your typing skill decreases from second to second
Zimmer FFLink: tell Chloe I wanna meet her
22:37 Zimmer shh Thoruz, trying to take advantage of him
Thoruz Zimmer, FFLink listen to journey
Thoruz NOW
FFLink Damnit
Zimmer I have
FFLink You're not on Teamspeak
Thoruz good
22:38 Thoruz they even sing about you zim
Thoruz any way you want it that's the way you need it
22:39 Zimmer FFLink: come on, give me Chloes msn, or however you're talking to her
Zimmer it would be funny
Zimmer i'll tell her all your dark secrets
Thoruz he has secrets?
FFLink You freak
Thoruz as in
Thoruz i was meant to keep them secret?
Zimmer I am not freak
Thoruz you are
22:40 Zimmer I am merely interested in a beautiful woman
Thoruz even better FFLink
Thoruz get her on irc
Zimmer who is getting hounded by a drunk asshole
Zimmer
Zimmer oh god, don't get her on IRC
Thoruz do it!
Zimmer she might never speak to him again
Thoruz well
Zimmer and THAT would be a tragedy
Thoruz she might speak to us
Zimmer unless I get her number in the process
Thoruz and that is enough
Thoruz isn't it?
Zimmer yes
22:41 Thoruz GET HER ON IRC NOW!
Thoruz oh and FFLink
Thoruz »» Music: (Playing) «» Journey - Send Her My Love «» 00:24/03:55 ««
Thoruz haha
22:42 FFLink That's stupid
FFLink olololololololol
Zimmer what?
FFLink A HASorry ZImmer
FFLink I meant to call you a freak
FFLink Not just "You freak."
FFLink Wai
FFLink t
FFLink That kinda meks sense
22:43 Zimmer oh man, this is getting funny
Zimmer now, FFLink, hand me her MSN
Thoruz no
22:44 Thoruz get her on irc
FFLink FUCK F
FFLink *PFF
FFLink LOL
FFLink *Off
FFLink No MSN for you
22:45 Zimmer I hope you say something so stupid
Zimmer that she never talks to you again
Zimmer becomes a bitch
FFLink Shes loving how I am
FFLink Lol
FFLink Well, not loving
Thoruz there is no becoming if you always have been one zimmer
22:46 FFLink Bit is all
FFLink I don't wish you were "HER" that's stupid
FFLink I have no her.
FFLink But here is what I meant
FFLink *nds*
FFLink *NOds*
FFLink !-Coco-pops-! ~ "me happy" says:
FFLink hahahaha thats like the funniest thing I've ever read on msn XD
FFLink you silly
FFLink [GTe - Marc - Does the hero get the girl? says:
FFLink I am honoured
FFLink Really
FFLink I even have an
FFLink No that;s alie
FFLink THA'S ME!
FFLink She's cocopops
FFLink (CRAZY MSN NICKNAME0
FFLink And I'm "MArc - Does the hero et the girl"
FFLink Cos
Zimmer holy jesus man
Thoruz we know FFLink
FFLink It's a lyrics I like from a Kill Hannah song
22:47 Zimmer keep drinking
Thoruz you are the one that can't type anymore
FFLink I don't wanna carry on
FFLink I don't wanna die
Zimmer hahahahaha
Zimmer damn
FFLink BF2s!
Zimmer then I was going to go to your funeral
FFLink They must know.
Zimmer and meet Chloe
Thoruz haha
FFLink Crafty bastard
Thoruz as if she would come to HIS funeral
Zimmer well, it would be an excuse to go down there
Thoruz on chloe
Zimmer all I would have to do then is ask for a Chloe
Thoruz or fflinks area?
FFLinks first time DRINKING. Ever.
More to come.FFLink13 IRC!
FFLink13 #BF2s
FFLink13 Ok
FFLink13 Ok
FFLink13 changes nick to FFLink
FFLink Ok
FFLink Chloe's just started talking to me, bla bla
FFLink Asking what's been wrong with me lately
FFLink Insisting I tell her
FFLink Now
FFLink It's all about her
FFLink Do I tell her
FFLink Also, I think I'm slightly tipsy now
21:52 FFLink ?
Zimmer no
21:53 Zimmer just say "Don't worry about it, you'd get more angry if I told you than if I didn't"
FFLink Too late
FFLink lololol
Zimmer you failure
21:54 FFLink Meh.
Zimmer Thoruz: been downloading lately?
FFLink What's the worse that could happen?
Zimmer just checking if it's you with the german IP
FFLink She rarely tals to me
FFLink *talks
Zimmer that she never talks to you again?
FFLink She will, she's not that sort of person
21:55 FFLink FUckinghell
FFLink I can't stop shaking
Zimmer you fail
Zimmer please don't die., though
FFLink Like a fox
FFLink I won't, lol
FFLink I've hardly drank any, so I'm not drunk
21:56 FFLink Well
FFLink I dunno, how much JD would it take to get someone drunk?
FFLink This is her first respone
FFLink Awwwwwwwwwww!!
FFLink :S
21:59 Winston_Churchill lol
22:01 Zimmer bahahahahahahahaha
Zimmer fail
22:02 FFLink Nah
FFLink That was to another comment
Zimmer nah, turns out the heavy downloader was a friend, Winston_Churchill
22:03 Winston_Churchill heh
22:04 Zimmer so what is she saying, FFLink
Zimmer need to know
Zimmer to laugh
22:05 FFLink ...
FFLink She said...
FFLink "I love you, coming over now she we can embrace together and laugh at Zimmer on IRC olloooloo"
FFLink *she = so
Zimmer you wish
FFLink ll
Zimmer come on, enlighten me
22:06 <- joker8baller has disconnected (Read error: Connection reset by peer)
22:09 Thoruz enlightens Zimmer
22:11 Winston_Churchill hands Thoruz a flashlight
Winston_Churchill err, fleshlight
FFLink Ok
FFLink Well
FFLink It's done
FFLink I changed the topic
Zimmer huh?
FFLink So that means my little speach had no upside for me
22:12 FFLink As she's gone with the topic change
FFLink So unless she brings it back up
Zimmer she didn't answer it?
FFLink She answered, but nothing in depth
FFLink Just "No, I don't mind"
FFLink (about me telling her)
Zimmer ouch
FFLink Lol
22:13 FFLink Maybe it'll make things easier for me, now
FFLink Head feels weird
Zimmer that it's out in the open?
Zimmer not a chance
FFLink You're so positive
FFLink (prick)
FFLink
FFLink Ha ha
FFLink I lol'd myself
Zimmer no, I'm just realistic about these things
22:15 FFLink Holy shit I'm drinking this like a bitch now
22:16 FFLink Almost down to half a bottle
Zimmer Thoruz: shall I call the ambulance?
FFLink Lol
FFLink I'm still conscious
FFLink I have a conscience, too
Zimmer this is not going to end well FFLink
FFLink Ok:
FFLink Ok:
Winston_Churchill lol
FFLink Isn't it weird how conscience is spelt?
Zimmer no
FFLink It's like
Winston_Churchill con science?
FFLink The science of cons
FFLink Ha ha
22:17 Winston_Churchill spot the drunk one ladies and gents
Zimmer poor you
Zimmer apologise to Chloe for me, FFLink
Zimmer because I feel this night wont end well
Zimmer you don't seem to understand, FFLink, that the alcohol hasn't hit you yet
Winston_Churchill home time ladies
Winston_Churchill nn
Zimmer that 1/4 of a bottle you've had
22:18 Zimmer is going to kill you
Zimmer nn Winston_Churchill
<- Winston_Churchill has disconnected (Quit: The states finally invaded...)
FFLink Done!
Zimmer Done what?
FFLink Apologised
FFLink Wait
Zimmer lulz
FFLink For me
FFLink So you wanna say sorry?
FFLink I should tell her you said sorry?
Zimmer yes, as a friend, I believe I should be the one apologising for you
22:21 Zimmer done that for me, FFLink?
FFLink Ha ha
22:22 FFLink She's asking who you are
FFLink I was all
FFLink "Ignore Winston Churchill"
FFLink It's just a nickname, not the real guy
FFLink Ha ha
Zimmer tell her the most awesomest of guys who would like to meet her
Zimmer my name is David
Zimmer and I rock
FFLink FUCK YOU
Zimmer hahahahaa
FFLink You're not meeting her
Zimmer aw come on
Zimmer for the laughs
Zimmer okay then, say that I am a friendly passer by, who has heard that you're a pretty awesome girl, from the man himself
22:23 Zimmer how does that sound?
Zimmer come on FFLink, be fun
Zimmer I'll EVEN add her on facebook
Zimmer if she wants me that much
FFLink I said you're INternet peoplle
Zimmer lol
Zimmer and you aren't?
22:24 Zimmer I need to hack your computer and take over this conversation
Zimmer it's going nowhere
Zimmer I'm not internet people, I only live a couple of hundred miles away!!!
Zimmer
Zimmer I'm real!
Zimmer and single.
22:25 FFLink Lol
22:26 Zimmer
Thoruz zimmer
Thoruz tell me now what is going on?
Zimmer I wanted to talk to this awesome girl
Zimmer FFLink is drunk, talking to his ex-ex
22:27 Zimmer that about sums it up
Thoruz he is not drunk
Zimmer well
Thoruz no first time drinker is able to type like that
Miggle I'm durnk
Zimmer an attempt at drunk
Miggle drunk*
22:28 FFLink WOW
FFLink This is good
FFLink I like being drunk
FFLink On TS with my BEST friend
Zimmer wait, you're talking to her over TS?
FFLink He says I'm his best friend too
Thoruz you are not drunk
Thoruz not yet
Zimmer oh
FFLink No
FFLink Not her
Zimmer you're not drunk FFLink
Zimmer just tipsy
Zimmer once you hit drunk
Zimmer we'll know
Thoruz you'll know
22:29 Zimmer because you wont be typing
Thoruz oh yeah
Thoruz we as well
Thoruz nah that's the passing out stage
Thoruz he'll type gibberish
Zimmer we'll just get a
Zimmer askjhdsaldjs nobgf
Thoruz yes
Zimmer come on FFLink, I'm dying to talk to her
Zimmer I'm on the edge of my seat
22:30 Thoruz know what time it is?
Zimmer because of that and because the seat is too small
Zimmer Yes, it's only 10:30
Thoruz no
Thoruz it is time for
Thoruz »» Music: (Playing) «» Journey - Don't Stop Believin' «» 00:23/04:11 ««
Zimmer hahahaa
Miggle Zimmer:
Miggle I'll sell you my 80gb zune
Zimmer yes Miggle?
Zimmer it's not the HD one
Zimmer so no thanks
Miggle picky.
22:32 Thoruz hahahhaa
Thoruz journey and alcohol is awsm
Zimmer I think FFLink has died
Thoruz probably fapping
Thoruz or better
Thoruz trying to get it up
22:33 Zimmer he's probably crying that Chloe is more interested in who I am
Thoruz or hooking you up
Zimmer than that he's still in love with her
Thoruz i doubt that
Thoruz she is not interested in you
Thoruz or is she?
Zimmer you never know, Thoruz
Thoruz i always know
22:34 Thoruz or will know
Thoruz it's almost the same
Thoruz but zimmer you know what
Thoruz »» Music: (Playing) «» Journey - Be Good to Yourself «» 00:12/03:52 ««
22:35 Zimmer lol
22:36 FFLink HI!!
FFLink Sorry
FFLink My mother called
Thoruz yeah
Thoruz sure
Thoruz why not
Thoruz faggot
FFLink And was all "FUXK Y COMPUTER I'M ANGRY!"
FFLink *Fix
FFLink And I wa sall "SHIT
Thoruz zimmer
FFLink But I got it guys
Thoruz he is drunk now
FFLink I got it.
FFLink I REALLY AM
FFLink Cold
Thoruz well
Thoruz you are actually starting to be
Thoruz your typing skill decreases from second to second
Zimmer FFLink: tell Chloe I wanna meet her
22:37 Zimmer shh Thoruz, trying to take advantage of him
Thoruz Zimmer, FFLink listen to journey
Thoruz NOW
FFLink Damnit
Zimmer I have
FFLink You're not on Teamspeak
Thoruz good
22:38 Thoruz they even sing about you zim
Thoruz any way you want it that's the way you need it
22:39 Zimmer FFLink: come on, give me Chloes msn, or however you're talking to her
Zimmer it would be funny
Zimmer i'll tell her all your dark secrets
Thoruz he has secrets?
FFLink You freak
Thoruz as in
Thoruz i was meant to keep them secret?
Zimmer I am not freak
Thoruz you are
22:40 Zimmer I am merely interested in a beautiful woman
Thoruz even better FFLink
Thoruz get her on irc
Zimmer who is getting hounded by a drunk asshole
Zimmer
Zimmer oh god, don't get her on IRC
Thoruz do it!
Zimmer she might never speak to him again
Thoruz well
Zimmer and THAT would be a tragedy
Thoruz she might speak to us
Zimmer unless I get her number in the process
Thoruz and that is enough
Thoruz isn't it?
Zimmer yes
22:41 Thoruz GET HER ON IRC NOW!
Thoruz oh and FFLink
Thoruz »» Music: (Playing) «» Journey - Send Her My Love «» 00:24/03:55 ««
Thoruz haha
22:42 FFLink That's stupid
FFLink olololololololol
Zimmer what?
FFLink A HASorry ZImmer
FFLink I meant to call you a freak
FFLink Not just "You freak."
FFLink Wai
FFLink t
FFLink That kinda meks sense
22:43 Zimmer oh man, this is getting funny
Zimmer now, FFLink, hand me her MSN
Thoruz no
22:44 Thoruz get her on irc
FFLink FUCK F
FFLink *PFF
FFLink LOL
FFLink *Off
FFLink No MSN for you
22:45 Zimmer I hope you say something so stupid
Zimmer that she never talks to you again
Zimmer becomes a bitch
FFLink Shes loving how I am
FFLink Lol
FFLink Well, not loving
Thoruz there is no becoming if you always have been one zimmer
22:46 FFLink Bit is all
FFLink I don't wish you were "HER" that's stupid
FFLink I have no her.
FFLink But here is what I meant
FFLink *nds*
FFLink *NOds*
FFLink !-Coco-pops-! ~ "me happy" says:
FFLink hahahaha thats like the funniest thing I've ever read on msn XD
FFLink you silly
FFLink [GTe - Marc - Does the hero get the girl? says:
FFLink I am honoured
FFLink Really
FFLink I even have an
FFLink No that;s alie
FFLink THA'S ME!
FFLink She's cocopops
FFLink (CRAZY MSN NICKNAME0
FFLink And I'm "MArc - Does the hero et the girl"
FFLink Cos
Zimmer holy jesus man
Thoruz we know FFLink
FFLink It's a lyrics I like from a Kill Hannah song
22:47 Zimmer keep drinking
Thoruz you are the one that can't type anymore
FFLink I don't wanna carry on
FFLink I don't wanna die
Zimmer hahahahaha
Zimmer damn
FFLink BF2s!
Zimmer then I was going to go to your funeral
FFLink They must know.
Zimmer and meet Chloe
Thoruz haha
FFLink Crafty bastard
Thoruz as if she would come to HIS funeral
Zimmer well, it would be an excuse to go down there
Thoruz on chloe
Zimmer all I would have to do then is ask for a Chloe
Thoruz or fflinks area?
PORICK!!!!lol,
Loving it.Thoruz oh dear what?
22:53 FFLink Oh dear santa
FFLink lol
FFLink Get me stuff
FFLink For christmas
FFLink Nah
FFLink My family's ins't too well off
FFLink So I get nothing
FFLink And that sucks
FFLink But I don't care
FFLink Cos I love them.
FFLink And I take it out on myself!
FFLink lololol
22:54 FFLink ...
FFLink Shuttup, MArc.
FFLink Wairt
FFLink No
FFLink Lol
Thoruz zimmer
Thoruz he definitely is drunk now
22:55 Zimmer I know your name is Marc, FFLink
Thoruz actually
Thoruz i knew that for quite some time
FFLink http://photos-h.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak … 5230_n.jpg
FFLink GODDAMN
Thoruz back when you were blogging right?
FFLink Se's so pretty...
FFLink I can't eat my Mike, mic
FFLink Mic, mike*
FFLink lol
22:56 Thoruz zimmer i think he's going to be um
Thoruz pretty much fucked up tomorrow
Thoruz prepare for counseling sessions
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Surgeon sup
Thoruz not much
Zimmer Surgeon: FFLink is drunk
Surgeon I saw
Zimmer FFLink: what town do you live in?
22:57 Surgeon I ragequit css as some finnish bastard kept killing me
Thoruz how could you see that?
Surgeon irc quote thread Thoruz
FFLink YOU SAW!?1
FFLink SAw what?
FFLink 1
Thoruz oh
Surgeon I SAW
Thoruz it's still active?
Surgeon EVERYTHING
FFLink HIW?!!?
FFLink *HOW
Zimmer FFLink: answer my question
Surgeon FFLink I AM ALL THAT IS MAN
Thoruz you are not
Thoruz i'd knew if you were
Zimmer I know you live in Devon
Zimmer but where abouts
22:58 FFLink ikiki]#
FFLink Oops
FFLink olololololol
FFLink What qeustion?
Zimmer oh dear god
FFLink I can't read
FFLink Up
FFLink UP UP
Zimmer What town do you live in?
FFLink UP UP UP
FFLink Fuck off
FFLink Pedo
FFLink Sorry
Zimmer hahahahahah
FFLink That was mean
22:59 FFLink VIBRATIONS
Thoruz it makes even less sense than usual
FFLink DILDO
Thoruz ok
FFLink don't havwe one
FFLink It's just a funny wqord
Thoruz that makes more sense than usual
FFLink Don't ya think
FFLink ?
I love you.
I really do, here's a poem:
*Insert romantic bromance poem here*
I really do, here's a poem:
*Insert romantic bromance poem here*
lulz.
So I gather his first time drinking is alone in his room? Doesn't sound healthy, lulz.
So I gather his first time drinking is alone in his room? Doesn't sound healthy, lulz.
what a really shit drunk
and why would you spend your first night drunk ever (starting wayyyy too late) sat on IRC?
this is not how 19 year olds should live
and why would you spend your first night drunk ever (starting wayyyy too late) sat on IRC?
this is not how 19 year olds should live
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