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tazz. wrote:

ebug9 wrote:

[02:10] blÅÐëmŧTër: but yeah windows is easy
[02:10] blÅÐëmŧTër: tigerOS apples OS
[02:10] blÅÐëmŧTër: is easy 2
[02:10] .:€ßüG122:.™: tiger?
[02:10] .:€ßüG122:.™: thought it was Leopard
[02:11] blÅÐëmŧTër: hahaha
[02:11] blÅÐëmŧTër: hahaha
[02:11] blÅÐëmŧTër: that made me lol
[02:11] blÅÐëmŧTër: yeah leopard
[02:11] blÅÐëmŧTër: one of those exotic animals

Brain fart

It went from tiger -> Leopard,

i think o.o

[21:44] Jord: lend us a fiver kez
[21:45] Kez: no stop asking me for money
[21:45] Jord: please im in trouble with a loanshark i need it
[21:46] Kez: neg
[21:46] Jord: no chance of money then?
[21:47] Kez: nosir
[21:47] Jord: k i was only asking as im cleaning my xfire list of pointlessness, so, cya then

digital.reality`Finray: mwhuahah
digital.reality`Finray: I borrowed a 30gig hard drive from dad a few months back
digital.reality`Finray: few weeks back it was getting cluttered
digital.reality`Finray: with his stuff and mine
digital.reality`Finray: he hadn't asked for it back
digital.reality`Finray: so I figured he'd forgotten aboutit
digital.reality`Finray: so I wiped his stuff
digital.reality`Finray: and filled it to the brim with mine
digital.reality`Finray: yesterday he asked for it back a
digital.reality`Finray: and I said "Sure"
digital.reality`Finray: so
digital.reality`Finray: um
digital.reality`Finray: transferring my stuff to an internal
digital.reality`Finray: brb magnets
digital.reality`Finray: oh dad
digital.reality`Finray: it's broken
digital.reality`Finray: wat
liquidat0r: ...
digital.reality`Finray: he wants it back for the stuff that was on it
digital.reality`Finray: that I wiped
liquidat0r: ok
digital.reality`Finray: so he'll be pissed that I did
digital.reality`Finray: so imma break it
digital.reality`Finray: destroying the evidence
digital.reality`Finray: getmeh?
liquidat0r: why don't you try and recover the files?
digital.reality`Finray: I filled it to 28MB left
digital.reality`Finray: so
digital.reality`Finray: it all got covered
liquidat0r: so what's the use in breaking it?
liquidat0r: just tell him you wiped it
digital.reality`Finray: he'll be pissed
digital.reality`Finray: if it's broken
digital.reality`Finray: he won't know
digital.reality`Finray: and won't get pissed
digital.reality`Finray: tah dah
liquidat0r: either way he's lost the data and will be pissed
digital.reality`Finray: but if it's broken it's not my fault
digital.reality`Finray: or
digital.reality`Finray: not my intentional fault
liquidat0r: so he could blame you for putting magnets near it
digital.reality`Finray: ah but that's the magic part
digital.reality`Finray: magnets = untracable
digital.reality`Finray: he won't know
digital.reality`Finray: so I won't tell him
digital.reality`Finray: Jeeze
digital.reality`Finray: you've never really fleeced someone eh?
liquidat0r: i'm just beeing an annoying bastard
digital.reality`Finray: well
digital.reality`Finray: it's actually helping
digital.reality`Finray: because I'm filling in all the holes (actually there are none, confirming there are none I suppose) in my plan
liquidat0r: i see a flaw
digital.reality`Finray: go on
liquidat0r: i'm your dad.
liquidat0r: lolpwnt
digital.reality`Finray:

digital.reality`Finray: day the earth stood still?
liquidat0r: crap
digital.reality`Finray: yeah I thought it was good up until the lame ass ending
liquidat0r: it was predictable
liquidat0r: i think
digital.reality`Finray: yeah
digital.reality`Finray: I could sumerise it prety well I think
digital.reality`Finray: oh shit
digital.reality`Finray: aliens
digital.reality`Finray: sup nigs
digital.reality`Finray: heal me
digital.reality`Finray: yo
digital.reality`Finray: I iz alien
digital.reality`Finray: you're all gunna die
digital.reality`Finray: actually
digital.reality`Finray: j/k
digital.reality`Finray: I fixed it
digital.reality`Finray: now be good
liquidat0r: you sir, just made me to a real lol

Last edited by Finray (2009-05-05 09:24:48)

Mint Sauce wrote:

Lets face it Fin, you just are't funny.

Kptk92 wrote:

mint what are you talking about finray is the funniest guy on these forums

Gooners wrote:

[18:26] Gooners: I got
[18:26] Gooners: contacts
[18:28] blÅÐëmŧTër: that sucks
[18:28] blÅÐëmŧTër: get glasses
[18:28] Gooners: i have both
[18:28] blÅÐëmŧTër: glasses pawn
[18:28] Gooners: but i dont wanna wear glasses to school
[18:29] Gooners: im still adjusting to contacts
[18:29] blÅÐëmŧTër: woi not
[18:29] Gooners: look weird
[18:29] blÅÐëmŧTër: yea contacts can go into ur eyes
[18:29] blÅÐëmŧTër: lol

max wrote:

Freezer7Pro wrote:

19:46:41: I grab your throbbing hard penis and roll it across my soft belly.
  19:46:54: I feel it pulsating as I move it toward my mouth
  19:47:05: You are shaking a little, you've never raelly done this before.
  19:47:40: You twitch a little when your majestic tool makes contact with my mouth.
  19:48:08: I work my tongue around the whole emballage, I feel how you enjoy every moment of it.
  19:48:36: Even if it's the first time you've done it with someone my age, it's not hard to tell that you're experienced.
  19:48:49: You grab my head and control every last movement in utter detail.
  19:48:56: Steering me like the slut I am.
  19:49:11: I feel how you are approaching climax.
  19:49:24: Some precum has öe
  19:49:31: leaked out of your penis already.
  19:49:36: Then I feel it.
  19:49:48: Your heart rate goes up.
  19:49:58: Your cock starts pulsating harder.
  19:50:24: And in a majestic pulse that can only be described as ground-shaking, you let out your fluids.
  19:50:27: In my mouth.
  19:50:30: In my face.
  19:50:34: In. My. Heart.

SirSchloppy wrote:

sandii   says:
omg facebook confuses me soo much!
RS125 for Caaaaaaaaaaaaaaamy says:
How?
RS125 for Caaaaaaaaaaaaaaamy says:
Are you retarded?

Finray wrote:

NooBesT wrote:

SirSchloppy wrote:

I can see that you're as funny as your brother.

That was bad even compared to me

Finray wrote:

SirSchloppy wrote:

Finray wrote:

That was bad even compared to me

So's your complexion

My complexion, compared to my complexion, is the same as my complexion..