Stfu if you don't find that funny.digital.reality`Finray: wtf is BF2
Sydney: a base for pr
Lmfao[21:44] Jord: lend us a fiver kez
[21:45] Kez: no stop asking me for money
[21:45] Jord: please im in trouble with a loanshark i need it
[21:46] Kez: neg
[21:46] Jord: no chance of money then?
[21:47] Kez: nosir
[21:47] Jord: k i was only asking as im cleaning my xfire list of pointlessness, so, cya then
[17:02] Kez: well i dont know what are you offering
[17:03] SPONSORSHIP FOR CLANS!: any kind of gameserver you want pretty much
[17:04] Kez: cool i like the idea of having my own game server
[17:04] SPONSORSHIP FOR CLANS!: alright
[17:04] SPONSORSHIP FOR CLANS!: what game are we looking at?
[17:05] Kez: do you have game server for call of duty 4
[17:05] SPONSORSHIP FOR CLANS!: how many slots?
[17:05] Kez: 600
[17:06] SPONSORSHIP FOR CLANS!: dude...
[17:06] Kez: Yeah?
[17:06] SPONSORSHIP FOR CLANS!: thats not even physically possible
[17:06] Kez: Why not?
[17:07] SPONSORSHIP FOR CLANS!: you dont get 600 slot servers
[17:07] Kez: [17:02] Kez: well i dont know what are you offering
[17:03] SPONSORSHIP FOR CLANS!: any kind of gameserver you want pretty much
[17:07] Kez: So you're lying
[17:07] Kez: ?
[17:07] SPONSORSHIP FOR CLANS!: "pretty much"
[17:07] SPONSORSHIP FOR CLANS!: didnt say absolutelly
[17:07] Kez: Sorry it seems you can't help me then
[17:08] SPONSORSHIP FOR CLANS!: no one will be able to if thats your prerequisites
[17:08] Kez: Why not?
[17:08] SPONSORSHIP FOR CLANS!: because there is no such thing as a 600 slot server
[17:09] Kez: Yes there is
[17:09] SPONSORSHIP FOR CLANS!: no, there isnt
[17:09] Kez: How do you know
[17:10] SPONSORSHIP FOR CLANS!: ive been running dedicated boxes and game servers for more than six years
[17:10] Kez: Cool then can you provide me with a 600 slot call of duty 4 server
[17:10] SPONSORSHIP FOR CLANS!: no, because 600slot servers do not exist
[17:11] SPONSORSHIP FOR CLANS!: there is no way of physically running one
[17:11] Kez: Yes there is
[17:11] SPONSORSHIP FOR CLANS!: no there isnt
[17:11] Kez: How do you know
[17:11] SPONSORSHIP FOR CLANS!: your just wasting my time
[17:11] SPONSORSHIP FOR CLANS!: goodbye
[17:12] Kez: Cool then can you provide me with a 600 slot call of duty 4 server
[17:12] Kez: please
Bonus, because I know you love me.digital.reality`Finray: mwhuahah
digital.reality`Finray: I borrowed a 30gig hard drive from dad a few months back
digital.reality`Finray: few weeks back it was getting cluttered
digital.reality`Finray: with his stuff and mine
digital.reality`Finray: he hadn't asked for it back
digital.reality`Finray: so I figured he'd forgotten aboutit
digital.reality`Finray: so I wiped his stuff
digital.reality`Finray: and filled it to the brim with mine
digital.reality`Finray: yesterday he asked for it back a
digital.reality`Finray: and I said "Sure"
digital.reality`Finray: so
digital.reality`Finray: um
digital.reality`Finray: transferring my stuff to an internal
digital.reality`Finray: brb magnets
digital.reality`Finray: oh dad
digital.reality`Finray: it's broken
digital.reality`Finray: wat
liquidat0r: ...
digital.reality`Finray: he wants it back for the stuff that was on it
digital.reality`Finray: that I wiped
liquidat0r: ok
digital.reality`Finray: so he'll be pissed that I did
digital.reality`Finray: so imma break it
digital.reality`Finray: destroying the evidence
digital.reality`Finray: getmeh?
liquidat0r: why don't you try and recover the files?
digital.reality`Finray: I filled it to 28MB left
digital.reality`Finray: so
digital.reality`Finray: it all got covered
liquidat0r: so what's the use in breaking it?
liquidat0r: just tell him you wiped it
digital.reality`Finray: he'll be pissed
digital.reality`Finray: if it's broken
digital.reality`Finray: he won't know
digital.reality`Finray: and won't get pissed
digital.reality`Finray: tah dah
liquidat0r: either way he's lost the data and will be pissed
digital.reality`Finray: but if it's broken it's not my fault
digital.reality`Finray: or
digital.reality`Finray: not my intentional fault
liquidat0r: so he could blame you for putting magnets near it
digital.reality`Finray: ah but that's the magic part
digital.reality`Finray: magnets = untracable
digital.reality`Finray: he won't know
digital.reality`Finray: so I won't tell him
digital.reality`Finray: Jeeze
digital.reality`Finray: you've never really fleeced someone eh?
liquidat0r: i'm just beeing an annoying bastard
digital.reality`Finray: well
digital.reality`Finray: it's actually helping
digital.reality`Finray: because I'm filling in all the holes (actually there are none, confirming there are none I suppose) in my plan
liquidat0r: i see a flaw
digital.reality`Finray: go on
liquidat0r: i'm your dad.
liquidat0r: lolpwnt
digital.reality`Finray:
digital.reality`Finray: day the earth stood still?
liquidat0r: crap
digital.reality`Finray: yeah I thought it was good up until the lame ass ending
liquidat0r: it was predictable
liquidat0r: i think
digital.reality`Finray: yeah
digital.reality`Finray: I could sumerise it prety well I think
digital.reality`Finray: oh shit
digital.reality`Finray: aliens
digital.reality`Finray: sup nigs
digital.reality`Finray: heal me
digital.reality`Finray: yo
digital.reality`Finray: I iz alien
digital.reality`Finray: you're all gunna die
digital.reality`Finray: actually
digital.reality`Finray: j/k
digital.reality`Finray: I fixed it
digital.reality`Finray: now be good
liquidat0r: you sir, just made me to a real lol
Last edited by Finray (2009-05-05 09:24:48)
Lets face it Fin, you just are't funny.
#rekt
Funnier than you.Mint Sauce wrote:
Lets face it Fin, you just are't funny.
fact.
You suck at lulz.
mint what are you talking about finray is the funniest guy on these forums
Finray is the funiest boi evaKptk92 wrote:
mint what are you talking about finray is the funniest guy on these forums
[18:26] Gooners: I got
[18:26] Gooners: contacts
[18:28] blÅÐëmŧTër: that sucks
[18:28] blÅÐëmŧTër: get glasses
[18:28] Gooners: i have both
[18:28] blÅÐëmŧTër: glasses pawn
[18:28] Gooners: but i dont wanna wear glasses to school
[18:29] Gooners: im still adjusting to contacts
[18:29] blÅÐëmŧTër: woi not
[18:29] Gooners: look weird
[18:29] blÅÐëmŧTër: yea contacts can go into ur eyes
[18:29] blÅÐëmŧTër: lol
[18:26] Gooners: contacts
[18:28] blÅÐëmŧTër: that sucks
[18:28] blÅÐëmŧTër: get glasses
[18:28] Gooners: i have both
[18:28] blÅÐëmŧTër: glasses pawn
[18:28] Gooners: but i dont wanna wear glasses to school
[18:29] Gooners: im still adjusting to contacts
[18:29] blÅÐëmŧTër: woi not
[18:29] Gooners: look weird
[18:29] blÅÐëmŧTër: yea contacts can go into ur eyes
[18:29] blÅÐëmŧTër: lol
blade is actually a bit retarded at timesGooners wrote:
[18:26] Gooners: I got
[18:26] Gooners: contacts
[18:28] blÅÐëmŧTër: that sucks
[18:28] blÅÐëmŧTër: get glasses
[18:28] Gooners: i have both
[18:28] blÅÐëmŧTër: glasses pawn
[18:28] Gooners: but i dont wanna wear glasses to school
[18:29] Gooners: im still adjusting to contacts
[18:29] blÅÐëmŧTër: woi not
[18:29] Gooners: look weird
[18:29] blÅÐëmŧTër: yea contacts can go into ur eyes
[18:29] blÅÐëmŧTër: lol
I love him, he's my cuddly bear :3SirSchloppy wrote:
blade is actually a bit retarded at timesGooners wrote:
[18:26] Gooners: I got
[18:26] Gooners: contacts
[18:28] blÅÐëmŧTër: that sucks
[18:28] blÅÐëmŧTër: get glasses
[18:28] Gooners: i have both
[18:28] blÅÐëmŧTër: glasses pawn
[18:28] Gooners: but i dont wanna wear glasses to school
[18:29] Gooners: im still adjusting to contacts
[18:29] blÅÐëmŧTër: woi not
[18:29] Gooners: look weird
[18:29] blÅÐëmŧTër: yea contacts can go into ur eyes
[18:29] blÅÐëmŧTër: lol
Did you write that yourself Freezer? I'm thinking of entering it into my schools poetry comp for the lulz...max wrote:
Freezer7Pro wrote:
19:46:41: I grab your throbbing hard penis and roll it across my soft belly.
19:46:54: I feel it pulsating as I move it toward my mouth
19:47:05: You are shaking a little, you've never raelly done this before.
19:47:40: You twitch a little when your majestic tool makes contact with my mouth.
19:48:08: I work my tongue around the whole emballage, I feel how you enjoy every moment of it.
19:48:36: Even if it's the first time you've done it with someone my age, it's not hard to tell that you're experienced.
19:48:49: You grab my head and control every last movement in utter detail.
19:48:56: Steering me like the slut I am.
19:49:11: I feel how you are approaching climax.
19:49:24: Some precum has öe
19:49:31: leaked out of your penis already.
19:49:36: Then I feel it.
19:49:48: Your heart rate goes up.
19:49:58: Your cock starts pulsating harder.
19:50:24: And in a majestic pulse that can only be described as ground-shaking, you let out your fluids.
19:50:27: In my mouth.
19:50:30: In my face.
19:50:34: In. My. Heart.
Random. As always.Gooners: this weeeeekend
Gooners: ima
Gooners: go buy
Gooners: some
Gooners: plaid shorts
taw
Gooners: your presence provides someone to talk to and be open with
Gooners: now if you'll just take off your clothes
why are you exposing me
I think you did that a long time ago.Gooners wrote:
why are you exposing me
I Dunno if this one has been posted or not but meh i found it funny!
tatclass> YOU ALL SUCK
<tatclass> er.
<tatclass> hi.
<andy\code> A common typo.
<tatclass> the keys are like right next to each other.
tatclass> YOU ALL SUCK
<tatclass> er.
<tatclass> hi.
<andy\code> A common typo.
<tatclass> the keys are like right next to each other.
sandii says:
omg facebook confuses me soo much!
RS125 for Caaaaaaaaaaaaaaamy says:
How?
RS125 for Caaaaaaaaaaaaaaamy says:
Are you retarded?
I can see that you're as funny as your brother.SirSchloppy wrote:
sandii says:
omg facebook confuses me soo much!
RS125 for Caaaaaaaaaaaaaaamy says:
How?
RS125 for Caaaaaaaaaaaaaaamy says:
Are you retarded?
That was bad even compared to meNooBesT wrote:
I can see that you're as funny as your brother.SirSchloppy wrote:
sandii says:
omg facebook confuses me soo much!
RS125 for Caaaaaaaaaaaaaaamy says:
How?
RS125 for Caaaaaaaaaaaaaaamy says:
Are you retarded?
So's your complexionFinray wrote:
That was bad even compared to meNooBesT wrote:
I can see that you're as funny as your brother.SirSchloppy wrote:
My complexion, compared to my complexion, is the same as my complexion..SirSchloppy wrote:
So's your complexionFinray wrote:
That was bad even compared to meNooBesT wrote:
I can see that you're as funny as your brother.
But if you compare your complexion to the comparison of your complexion, then you get a comparison of a comparison of a complexion. watFinray wrote:
My complexion, compared to my complexion, is the same as my complexion..SirSchloppy wrote:
So's your complexionFinray wrote:
That was bad even compared to me
Cammy: Why did she enjoy tonight eh
Cammy: You make her squirt?
digital.reality`Finray: ttly
digital.reality`Finray: all over the walls
Last edited by SirSchloppy (2009-05-15 16:43:30)