Top 100 IRC/Xfire quotes

2007-07-11 00:08:02

#426

some_random_panda: Flamesuit essential; +454|6436

Big one.

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Jul 11 13:39:44 <jakethepyro> i kills in the f-35
ETCJul 11 13:42:39 <jakethepyro> the pokemon ditto
Jul 11 13:42:44 <Nutt3rz> I laffed so hard I cried
Jul 11 13:42:48 <Panda> hmm
Jul 11 13:42:55 <jakethepyro> http://img160.imageshack.us/img160/9311/ditto6mn.jpg
Jul 11 13:43:01 <Nutt3rz> :<
Jul 11 13:43:13 <jakethepyro> my pokemans let me show you thems
Jul 11 13:43:16 * Panda has sent you a message. Type /server inbox to read (1 unread).
Jul 11 13:43:25 <PunkBeyondReality> lawl, why wont vista accept that FIREFOX is the default browser :<
Jul 11 13:43:30 * Panda has sent you a message. Type /server inbox to read (2 unread).
Jul 11 13:43:31 <Nutt3rz> omg, really!?!
Jul 11 13:43:40 <Nutt3rz> I just type /server inbox?
Jul 11 13:43:43 <Panda> Vista hates you
Jul 11 13:43:46 <Panda> /server inbox
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Jul 11 13:43:49 <Panda> doesn't work for me
Jul 11 13:43:51 <Panda> lolz
Jul 11 13:43:53 <PunkBeyondReality> HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
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Jul 11 13:44:00 <Panda> wtf
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Jul 11 13:44:04 <Panda> AHAHAHA
Jul 11 13:44:07 <Panda> ...
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Jul 11 13:44:11 <justice> rofl
Jul 11 13:44:12 <jakethepyro> what did i do
Jul 11 13:44:19 <jakethepyro> i broke the irc
Jul 11 13:44:19 <Panda> not sure
Jul 11 13:44:22 <Panda> /server inbox
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Jul 11 13:44:26 <Panda> I can't read it
Jul 11 13:44:28 <justice> type /server inbov
Jul 11 13:44:31 <justice> x
Jul 11 13:44:32 <Panda> I sent it
Jul 11 13:44:37 <jakethepyro> i broke my irc
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Jul 11 13:44:38 <Panda> as if I can read your messages
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Jul 11 13:44:55 * Panda has sent you a message. Type /server inbox to read (3 unread).
Jul 11 13:44:58 <Nutt3rz|away> Thank You For The (+V)oice, ChanServ
Jul 11 13:45:04 <jakethepyro> stop fuckign sending me messages panda
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Jul 11 13:45:33 <Panda> ...
Jul 11 13:45:34 <justice> lol
Jul 11 13:45:35 <Panda> again
Jul 11 13:45:36 * PunkBeyondReality has sen jakethepyro a message topic: P90 - (1) unread. Type /server message to read.
Jul 11 13:45:39 <PunkBeyondReality> meh
Jul 11 13:45:45 <justice> lol
Jul 11 13:45:54 <PunkBeyondReality> typo anyways
Jul 11 13:45:54 <Panda> anyway, gone for good?
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Jul 11 13:46:00 <jakethepyro> [22:45] Unable to connect : java.net.UnknownHostException : inbox
Jul 11 13:46:07 <Panda> java
Jul 11 13:46:09 <Panda> get a client
Jul 11 13:46:12 <justice> u have bad internet
Jul 11 13:46:13 <jakethepyro> no
Jul 11 13:46:24 <jakethepyro> i like coffee
Jul 11 13:46:29 <Panda> Good
Jul 11 13:46:30 <justice> me too
Jul 11 13:46:32 * Nutt3rz Has sent a email - (1) unread - Type /server inbox to read.
Jul 11 13:46:39 <Nutt3rz> oh shi
Jul 11 13:46:44 <jakethepyro> fucking stop sending me messages i cant read them
Jul 11 13:46:51 <Panda> send me one, Nutt3rz
Jul 11 13:46:58 * Nutt3rz Has sent a email - (1) unread - Type /server inbox to read.
Jul 11 13:47:01 <Panda> /server inbox
ETC
Jul 11 13:47:43 * Nutt3rz Has sent Panda a email - (1) unread - Type /server inbox to read.
Jul 11 13:47:49 <Nutt3rz> There we go
Jul 11 13:47:53 * Nutt3rz slaps Panda with a bat so hard that Panda travels back into the past and collides with past Panda and erases Panda's existence.
Jul 11 13:48:03 <PunkBeyondReality> lol
Jul 11 13:48:04 <Nutt3rz> awww yeaaah
Jul 11 13:48:07 <Panda> orly
Jul 11 13:48:11 <Nutt3rz> ya rly
Jul 11 13:48:12 <Panda> /server inbox
ETC
Jul 11 13:50:22 <m0wltier> http://concreteloop.com/2007/05/are-the … ly-edition
Jul 11 13:50:23 <bimj1> [google] <a href="http://concreteloop.com/2007/05/are-they-on-crack-quotes-rkelly-edition" class=l>» ARE THEY ON CRACK QUOTES: <b>R.KELLY</b> EDITION // CONCRETELOOP.COM <b>...</b> -
Jul 11 13:50:25 <Nutt3rz>
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Jul 11 14:32:11 <jakethepyro862> ok guys
Jul 11 14:32:12 * Nutt3rz|away is now known as Jake_I
Jul 11 14:32:13 <jakethepyro862> i'm back
Jul 11 14:32:15 <jakethepyro862> wtf?
Jul 11 14:32:17 <JaketheSnakeplsDontLeave> IM JAKE
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Jul 11 14:32:18 <jakethepyro986> wtf
Jul 11 14:32:20 <jakethepyro986> IM JAKE
Jul 11 14:32:22 <JaketheSnakeplsDontLeave> mofos
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ETCJul 11 14:43:19 * ChanServ has kicked JAKESFATMUM from #bf2s ((HurricaNe) go on a diet fat slut)
Jul 11 14:43:25 <Nutt3rz> LOL
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Jul 11 14:44:31 <NooBesT> Jake is still here?
Jul 11 14:44:33 <jakethepyro909> didnt work
Jul 11 14:44:34 <RAWR|Fenris> timebomb
Jul 11 14:44:34 * [ST6]SewerMaster stuffs the bomb into RAWR|Fenris's pants. The display reads [33] seconds.
Jul 11 14:44:34 <[ST6]SewerMaster> Diffuse the bomb by cutting the correct wire. There are five wires. They are Grey, Blue, Maroon, Magenta, and Orange.
Jul 11 14:44:36 <IMTHEFUCKINGREALJAKEBITCHES> ?
Jul 11 14:44:40 <jakethepyro909> omfg
Jul 11 14:44:41 <IMTHEFUCKINGREALJAKEBITCHES> IDIOTS
ETC
ETCJul 11 15:20:01 <HurricaNe> thank god he's gone

Last edited by some_random_panda (2007-07-11 00:09:18)

2007-07-11 00:21:08

#427

Fenris_GreyClaw: Real Хорошо; +826|6565|Adelaide, South Australia

[16:49] <StormyBot> 19. Driving: what country is identified by the letter b?
[16:49] <RAWR|Fenris> >
[16:49] <RAWR|Fenris> bonerland
[16:49] <StormyBot> Here's your 1st hint: bel____
[16:49] <RAWR|Fenris> blegium
[16:49] <RAWR|Fenris> belgium
[16:49] <Roger_Lesboules> belgium
[16:49] <StormyBot> Winner: Roger_Lesboules Answer: belgium Time: 17.937 Streak: 7 Points: 29 WPM: 4 Rank: 2nd
[16:49] <Roger_Lesboules> HAHA!
[16:49] <RAWR|Fenris> W T F

[20:36] <RAWR|Fenris> !last
[20:36] <StormyBot> The last character in the answer is: n
[20:36] <RAWR|Fenris> bitumen
[20:36] <Panda> bitumen
[20:36] <StormyBot> Winner: Panda Answer: bitumen Time: 32.344 Streak: 1 Points: 5 WPM: 2 Rank: 8th
[20:36] <RAWR|Fenris> WHAT

[20:51] <StormyBot> 5. UnScramble this Word: h n m u a?
[20:51] <RAWR|Fenris> human
[20:51] <DaReJa> human
[20:51] <StormyBot> Winner: DaReJa Answer: human Time: 3.891 Streak: 1 Points: 3 WPM: 15 Rank: 9th
[20:51] <RAWR|Fenris> BFS

Last edited by Fenris_GreyClaw (2007-07-11 04:55:01)

2007-07-11 06:20:25

#428

DesertFox-: The very model of a modern major general; +795|6730|United States of America

What the crap, Fenris? You have trivia games when I'm not there? Stop being so Englistralian.

2007-07-11 06:28:16

#429

Fenris_GreyClaw: Real Хорошо; +826|6565|Adelaide, South Australia

DesertFox- wrote:
What the crap, Fenris? You have trivia games when I'm not there? Stop being so Englistralian.

#timebomb: Its better than #bf2s

2007-07-11 09:09:06

#430

FFLink: There is.; +1,380|6737|Devon, England

Fenris_GreyClaw wrote:
DesertFox- wrote:
What the crap, Fenris? You have trivia games when I'm not there? Stop being so Englistralian.
#timebomb: Its better than #bf2s

Take that back.

2007-07-12 10:42:39

#431

Doctor Strangelove: Real Battlefield Veterinarian.; +1,758|6514

<DoctaStrangelove> w00f DoctaStrangelove is the pwnage; bitches!
<w00f> ...but doctastrangelove is using fileplanet and its cap is 120...
<DoctaStrangelove> no, w00f DoctaStrangelove is the pwnage; bitches!
<w00f> okay, DoctaStrangelove.
<FFLink> no w00f, doctastrangelove is gay
<w00f> okay, FFLink.
<FFLink>
<DoctaStrangelove> no, w00f DoctaStrangelove is the pwnage bitches
<w00f> okay, DoctaStrangelove.
<FFLink> no w00f, doctastrangelove is gay
<w00f> okay, FFLink.
<DoctaStrangelove> no, w00f FFLink is DoctaStrangelove's bitch
-->| [1]Heggs ([email protected]) has joined #bf2s
<w00f> okay, DoctaStrangelove.
<FFLink> w00f, doctastrangelove is also gay
<w00f> i already had it that way, FFLink.
<DoctaStrangelove> no, w00f DoctaStrangelove is the pwnage bitches
<w00f> okay, DoctaStrangelove.

2007-07-12 20:23:00

#432

BigmacK: Back from the Dead.; +628|6797|Chicago.

[22:08] Chimneysweep: You know
[22:08] Chimneysweep: Spiderman is a movie about puberty
[22:09] Chimneysweep: One day, a boy wakes up with more hair, mucles, and the ability to shoot gooey white stuff around the house.
[22:09] * WOoKie BigmacK hits his head on the desk from laughter.
[22:09] WOoKie BigmacK: That hurt damnit!.
[22:10] Chimneysweep: lol
[22:10] WOoKie BigmacK: A true LOL moment.
[22:10] Chimneysweep: Teehee
[22:10] Chimneysweep: It's true.
[22:10] Chimneysweep: Think about it.
[22:10] Chimneysweep: Hormones = the radioactive spider
[22:10] WOoKie BigmacK: It is.
[22:11] WOoKie BigmacK: Wow. Never thought of it like that before.
[22:11] Chimneysweep: Yes, weed does a lot for you.
[22:11] Chimneysweep: I've always wondered...
[22:11] Chimneysweep: When midgets come out as gay, is it coming out of the cupboard?
[22:13] WOoKie BigmacK: I would think maybe a locker or dresser drawer.
[22:13] Chimneysweep: lol
[22:15] Chimneysweep: It would be scary if you were vampire hunting and all of a sudden you came face to face to one.
[22:15] Chimneysweep: It would be all "Hello"
[22:15] Chimneysweep: You'd be like "Goodbye"
[22:16] Chimneysweep: You pull the trigger on your G3 only to hear *Click**Click*
[22:16] Chimneysweep: And be all "Oh fuck!"
[22:17] WOoKie BigmacK: Then he'd be like "Oh noes, why did you want to shoot me?"
[22:17] WOoKie BigmacK: You'd be like "You have bad breath."
[22:17] Chimneysweep: He'd be all "Orly?"
[22:17] WOoKie BigmacK: He'd be like, "Wait, what? What does it smell like?"
[22:17] WOoKie BigmacK: You'd be like: "*sniff*, *sniff*, I think it's garlic..."
[22:17] Chimneysweep: LOL
[22:17] WOoKie BigmacK: And the vampire would have a heart attack and collapse.
[22:17] WOoKie BigmacK: Win.
[22:18] Chimneysweep: Win.
[22:18] Chimneysweep: You'd then check the clip only to realize you didn't put one in.
[22:19] WOoKie BigmacK: Good thing you had your whits.
[22:19] WOoKie BigmacK: Otherwise, you'd have freekishly long teeth and could never look in a mirror again.
[22:19] Chimneysweep: lol

WOoKie BigmacK = me.
Chimneysweep = Undetected_Killer.

2007-07-13 08:41:16

#433

heggs: Spamalamadingdong; +581|6434|New York

I'm not quite all there at times.

[11:37] <DeathUnlimited> I'll organize an UBIV
[11:37] <DeathUnlimited> tbh
[11:37] * Gamematt googles ubiv.....finds something russian
[11:37] <DeathUnlimited> ...
[11:37] <+Heggs> lol
[11:38] <Gamematt> I iz the new irc nub
[11:38] <+Heggs> intervention of some sort?
[11:38] <DeathUnlimited> ?
[11:38] <+Heggs> ubiv
[11:38] * Heggs facedesk
[11:38] <DeathUnlimited> what is intervention...
[11:38] <+Heggs> uh
[11:38] <+Heggs> hmm
[11:38] * DeathUnlimited is shamed
[11:38] <+Heggs> well
[11:38] <+Heggs> say you are addicted to getting aids
[11:38] <DeathUnlimited> ..
[11:39] <DeathUnlimited> helps a lot
[11:39] <+w00f> Whoops! That's not the name of a module.
[11:39] <+Heggs> your family steps in with an interventionist and they tell you you have to change
[11:39] <DeathUnlimited> mkay
[11:39] <+Heggs> that you need to break the addiction of wanting to get aids
[11:39] <DeathUnlimited> mkay
[11:39] <+Heggs> in this example
[11:39] <+Heggs> haha
[11:39] <+Heggs> i think this needs to be posted
[11:39] <DeathUnlimited> You are weird tbh
[11:40] <DeathUnlimited> meh
[11:40] <DeathUnlimited> UB IV I meant
[11:40] <DeathUnlimited> UB 4
[11:40] <DeathUnlimited> UserBattle 4

Remember Me As A Time Of Day

2007-07-14 09:51:26

#434

Funky_Finny: Banned; +456|6178|Carnoustie, Scotland

This is from MSN, and it's not that funny, but I just did it while I was reading this..

Fin! says:
I like your bass without a b
Fin! says:
ooh I'm good
you like the bass baby? (8) says:
haha tht was pretty gd !! lol

2007-07-15 17:01:16

#435

DUnlimited: got any popo lolo intersting?; +1,160|6509|cuntshitlake

[02:52:32] <DeathUnlimited> NI!
[02:52:33] <DeathUnlimited> NI!
[02:52:34] <DeathUnlimited> NI!
[02:52:47] <NooBesT> No please, we will bring you a shrubbery!
[02:53:25] <DeathUnlimited> But we are the knights who say NI!
[02:53:48] <NooBesT> What do you want, oh knights who say ni?
[02:54:00] <DeathUnlimited> We want cookies
[02:54:32] <NooBesT> Ok, knights of Ni, your demand is just and fair. We will bring you cookies!
[02:55:10] * NooBesT goes get some cookies
[02:55:13] <DeathUnlimited> God, thus thou shall still remain alive
[02:55:18] <DeathUnlimited> good*
[02:55:25] * NooBesT gives the cookies to knights of Ni
[02:55:39] <NooBesT> Your cookies are there, oh knights of ni!
[02:55:43] * DeathUnlimited thanks for the cookies
[02:55:46] <DeathUnlimited> I approve
[02:55:48] <NooBesT> Can we pass this forest now?
[02:55:57] * DeathUnlimited eats noobest's head and LAUGHS
[02:56:02] <DeathUnlimited> HAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHA
[02:56:16] <DeathUnlimited> Yes, but without your heads
[02:56:34] * NooBesT takes his head back from DeathUnlimited's stomach and puts IT in place
[02:56:48] <DeathUnlimited> All your heads are belong to the knights who say NI!
[02:56:55] <NooBesT> What is it?
[02:56:59] <NooBesT> _IT_

Last edited by DeathUnlimited (2007-07-16 12:18:45)

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2007-07-19 18:26:21

#436

phil-12-12: Banned; +21|6229|c-c-c-Canada

Phil-12-12: How do you find a blind man in a strip club?
CanadianIdiot: Hmmm.. i dont know?
Phil-12-12: Its not hard...
CanadianIdiot: lol

2007-07-20 16:48:22

#437

wah1188: You orrible caaaaaaan't; +321|6506|UK

<DeathUnlimited> i3d.nl - NOD clan 24/7 All SF Maps - ff off! With Vehicles,
<belZe> @FFLink: inadvertently
<FFLink> ok
<FFLink> Joininh
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<FFLink> Oh, not this cunt.
<FFLink>
<Archerlulz> cunts
<Archerlulz> where?
* FFLink points at Surgeon

2007-07-21 21:26:57

#438

Darkhelmet: cereal killer; +233|6797|the middle of nowhere

<trivia> 4What is the fifth most popular meal ordered in sit down restaurants in the U S?
<DarkHelmet> big mac
<DarkHelmet> lol
<xlnc_j> hamburgers
<trivia> 12Here's your 1st hint,4 ba--- ---
<CraZysHeen> fried chicken
<xlnc_j> baked
<trivia> 12Here's your 2nd hint,4 bake- ---
<xlnc_j> bacon
<DarkHelmet> baked pie
<xlnc_j> g1
<trivia> 12Time's up! The answer was:4 baked ham

<trivia> 4Richard Nixon published a book called __________?
<DarkHelmet> lol
<xlnc_j> nixon
<trivia> 12Here's your 1st hint,4 six ------
<DarkHelmet> 482014808 ways to be a crook
<xlnc_j> lol.

2007-07-21 21:40:37

#439

Darkhelmet: cereal killer; +233|6797|the middle of nowhere

<trivia> 4In golf, what would you call a putt short enough to be conceded?
<trivia> 12Here's your 1st hint,4 gi----
<DarkHelmet> boring

2007-07-21 21:57:08

#440

thebigT11888: Banned; +0|6170

my friend and i were talking on AIM once

Me: i have some money and i have no clue what to buy. any suggestions?
Him: a life

idk, i thouhgt it was funny lol

2007-07-23 09:47:00

#441

Darkhelmet: cereal killer; +233|6797|the middle of nowhere

<DarkHelmet>
<Entertayner> SCHUSSYPOO
<Entertayner> http://forums.bf2s.com/viewtopic.php?id=81783
<DaReJa> its entertayner D:
<DarkHelmet> ooo
<DarkHelmet> looks interesting
<DaReJa> its darkhelmet
<Entertayner> hey darra
<DarkHelmet> ewww, me
<eXitwound-Joker[8]Baller|AT> lol
<eXitwound-Joker[8]Baller|AT> It's Dareja.
* DarkHelmet points at DaReJa and laughs
<eXitwound-Joker[8]Baller|AT> Where's everyone else >>
<DarkHelmet> idk
<DarkHelmet> in the bathroom?
<DarkHelmet> (/<>.<>\)
<eXitwound-Joker[8]Baller|AT> lol
<eXitwound-Joker[8]Baller|AT> !users
<DarkHelmet> lol dogs
<DarkHelmet> diamond dog is not amused
<DarkHelmet> no
<Hacial> (/<>.<>\) = Watching you with binoculars?
<DarkHelmet> eye dog is not amused
<DarkHelmet> no
<DarkHelmet> those are his eyes
<eXitwound-Joker[8]Baller|AT> See... no marco, heart attack, TMo, Alpha drake, CaptainBuck, PitViper...
<DarkHelmet> hence the name "eye dog"
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<Hacial> no, they're binoculars and he's holding them with his hans
<Hacial> hands
<DarkHelmet> his ears
<DarkHelmet> you mean
<DarkHelmet> wait no
<Hacial> no it's binocular-man
<DarkHelmet> he doesn't have binocs
<Hacial> he has
<DarkHelmet> I MADE THE FREAKING DOG, I CAN CHOOSE HIS SUPERPOWERS AND GADGETS
<DarkHelmet> GEEZ
<eXitwound-Joker[8]Baller|AT> ><
<DarkHelmet> HE DOES NOT HAVE, NOR WILL HE EVER HAVE BINOCULARS
* eXitwound-Joker[8]Baller|AT kills Dog.
<DarkHelmet> ...
<DarkHelmet> great
<DarkHelmet> thanks
* eXitwound-Joker[8]Baller|AT starts roasting it...
<Hacial> now it will be replaced by binocular-man! (/<>.<>\)
<DarkHelmet> now that's just sick
<eXitwound-Joker[8]Baller|AT> lol
* eXitwound-Joker[8]Baller|AT nails DarkHelmet in the calves with an iron pipe.
* DarkHelmet releases cyborg dog to kill you all with a giant stick <(-)(*)> [,,]--------->
* eXitwound-Joker[8]Baller|AT whips DarkHelmet with a wet noodle!
* DarkHelmet eats the noodle
<DarkHelmet> ha
<DarkHelmet> your powers are weak
* eXitwound-Joker[8]Baller|AT slaps DarkHelmet with a huge law suit!
* DarkHelmet bribes the judge
* DarkHelmet wins
* eXitwound-Joker[8]Baller|AT slaps DarkHelmet. with a large dildo
* DarkHelmet has no defense
* eXitwound-Joker[8]Baller|AT winks
* DarkHelmet charges his attack power
* DarkHelmet has +4820487210 attack points
* eXitwound-Joker[8]Baller|AT hacks into DarkHelmet's computer and slaps DarkHelmet up side the head with a rubber chicken!
* DarkHelmet loses 4 hp
* eXitwound-Joker[8]Baller|AT hits DarkHelmet so hard that his/her kids will be born dizzy!
<DarkHelmet> yeah, that makes sense

2007-07-24 05:08:04

#442

Buckles: Cheeky Keen; +329|6602|Kent, UK

from bash.org:
<oliciv> Roses are red,
<oliciv> violets are blue,
<oliciv> badger badger badger,
<oliciv> badger badger mushroom

2007-07-25 11:27:33

#443

cowami: OY, BITCHTITS!; +1,106|6335|Noo Yawk, Noo Yawk

Xfire wrote:
.HurricaNe: i slowly slip off your pink bra, exposing your two juicy tits
.HurricaNe: oh shit
.HurricaNe: shit
.HurricaNe: wrong window
.HurricaNe: sorry
Cryan cowami: i hope
Cryan cowami: that you meant to do that

Oy vey.

EDIT: Oh come on!

Xfire wrote:
A и D o U я A: then i take off your shirt
A и D o U я A: and go down
Cryan cowami: OH COME ON
A и D o U я A: OHH FUCCK
A и D o U я A: SRYY :S wrong conv was for someone else
Cryan cowami: LIES

Last edited by cowami (2007-07-25 11:32:26)

2007-07-25 11:34:06

#444

Hurricane: Banned; +1,153|6676|Washington, DC

Cryan: you bastard, you told him to do it to me, didn't you?
.HurricaNe: huh
Cryan: A и D o U я A: then i take off your shirt
A и D o U я A: and go down
Cryan: OH COME ON
A и D o U я A: OHH FUCCK
A и D o U я A: SRYY :S wrong conv was for someone else
Cryan: LIES
.HurricaNe: lmfao

Cryan: the chances that both you and hurricane would do that to me
Cryan: in a span of minutes
Cryan: is very unlikely
Cryan: grr tbh
.HurricaNe: lol

2007-07-25 11:41:24

#445

cowami: OY, BITCHTITS!; +1,106|6335|Noo Yawk, Noo Yawk

...

I hate you all.

Xfire wrote:
k30dxedle: i then slip off your briefs and marvel at your package
k30dxedle: fuck wrong window
Cryan cowami: OH COME THE FUCK ON
Cryan cowami: 3 TIMES IN ONE DAY
k30dxedle: lolz

2007-07-28 17:49:10

#446

Hurricane: Banned; +1,153|6676|Washington, DC

(18:52:07) (@liquidat0r) !resync
(18:52:07) —› mode: (ChanServ) sets mode (-oo+vv HurricaNe [ST6]SewerMaster HurricaNe [ST6]SewerMaster)
(18:52:08) -ChanServ- You lack sufficient access in #bf2s to use this command.

THIS MEANS WAR.

2007-07-30 07:46:25

#447

x=Rocko=x: Wubmo; +1|6175

THese are more of punchline jokes

2007-07-30 15:41:42

#448

Doctor Strangelove: Real Battlefield Veterinarian.; +1,758|6514

<DoctaStrangelove> Link is emo
<FFLink> Right now I am kind of emo...
<DeathUnlimited> Link is never getting laid maef_
<FFLink> Lol
<DoctaStrangelove> Especially with that dyed hair
<FFLink> Hey
<DoctaStrangelove> Link is all defensive about his dye job
<FFLink> I got the closest I've ever got to a girl with my hair dyed
<DeathUnlimited> He has this girl. but linkk prefers wanking over proper sex
<FFLink> And that was pretty dam "close"
<DoctaStrangelove> Jess is still a ho
<FFLink> Fuck you.
<DeathUnlimited> and link only a wanker
<DoctaStrangelove> only with Link because he is desprate
<FFLink>
<DeathUnlimited> LOL
<DeathUnlimited> HE
<FFLink> DespRate am I?
<DoctaStrangelove> ya'rly
<FFLink> OMG... And I thought you were slightly skilled at the Internets...
<DoctaStrangelove> desperate
<DoctaStrangelove> fuck you
<FFLink> Bout time.
<DeathUnlimited> !users
<ghettoperson> Link
<ghettoperson> Secks me
<FFLink> No.
* DoctaStrangelove watches Ghetto and Link get it on
<FFLink> You just pretend to be a girl
* DeathUnlimited grabs popcorn
<DoctaStrangelove> This is hawt
* DeathUnlimited gives the popcorn to Docta
* DoctaStrangelove eats some popcorn
<DeathUnlimited> ACTION NOOBS!
* DoctaStrangelove passes it back to DU
* DeathUnlimited is getting bored tbh
* ghettoperson tucks his penis between his legs
* DeathUnlimited goes get a few beers from the fridge
* DoctaStrangelove changes the channel
* DeathUnlimited passes one beer to Docta
* DoctaStrangelove is now watching The Colbert Report
* [ST6]SewerMaster bombs the living shit out of DeathUnlimited with the SU-34
* [ST6]SewerMaster follows DeathUnlimited into a dark avenue. Hey test my crowbar!
* [ST6]SewerMaster slaps DeathUnlimited around with Windows XP
* [ST6]SewerMaster discovers DeathUnlimited's picture at uglypeople.com
* [ST6]SewerMaster slaps DeathUnlimited around with nuclear waste
* [ST6]SewerMaster pokes DeathUnlimited in the eye..Thats for staring at [ST6]SewerMaster
* [ST6]SewerMaster Sends in Robert Goulet to mess with DeathUnlimited's stuff
* DoctaStrangelove is more sexually aroused by Stephen Colbert than Link and Ghetto
* [ST6]SewerMaster throws DoctaStrangelove into a sleeping bag with a naked 500 pound fat guy who ate a lot of baked beans. Dutch Oven Time!
* DoctaStrangelove escapes the fat guy
<FFLink> Quiet.
<Flasher> FFLink is gay
<Flasher> FFLink is gay
<Flasher> FFLink is gay
* [ST6]SewerMaster throws DoctaStrangelove into a sleeping bag with Link and Archer
<Flasher> ANDROMEDA IS THE SHIT
<Flasher> ANDROMEDA IS THE SHIT
<Flasher> ANDROMEDA IS THE SHIT
<Flasher> FFLink is gay
<Flasher> FFLink is gay
<Flasher> FFLink is gay
* DoctaStrangelove throws Link out of the bag and secks Archer
<FFLink> Firefly > Andromeda
<DoctaStrangelove> Archer is hawt

2007-07-30 16:46:29

#449

Hurricane: Banned; +1,153|6676|Washington, DC

(19:38:43) (matt2) hii?
(19:38:52) (+DeathUnlimited) heerow
(19:38:56) (matt2) hellllllo
(19:39:11) (+DeathUnlimited) hurri ban me and unban after a while
(19:39:17) (matt2) !hiiii
(19:39:31) (+DeathUnlimited) ...
(19:39:35) (matt2) hiii???
(19:39:55) (matt2) yoU?
(19:39:56) (matt2) there?
(19:39:58) (matt2) je;;p;
(19:39:58) (matt2) d
(19:39:59) (matt2) de
(19:40:07) (+DeathUnlimited) ...
(19:40:14) (+DeathUnlimited) hurricane
(19:40:15) (+DeathUnlimited) hurricane
(19:40:15) (matt2) how r u?~#
(19:40:16) (+DeathUnlimited) hurricane
(19:40:19) (+DeathUnlimited) good
(19:40:24) (+DeathUnlimited) hurricane ban me
(19:40:41) —› quit: (matt2) ([email protected]) (Quit)
(19:40:46) (+DeathUnlimited) ...
(19:41:12) —› quit: (DeathUnlimited) ([email protected]) (Quit: Hurricane is useless operator)

2007-07-30 16:53:35

#450

DUnlimited: got any popo lolo intersting?; +1,160|6509|cuntshitlake

Hurricane wrote:
(19:38:43) (matt2) hii?
(19:38:52) (+DeathUnlimited) heerow
(19:38:56) (matt2) hellllllo
(19:39:11) (+DeathUnlimited) hurri ban me and unban after a while
(19:39:17) (matt2) !hiiii
(19:39:31) (+DeathUnlimited) ...
(19:39:35) (matt2) hiii???
(19:39:55) (matt2) yoU?
(19:39:56) (matt2) there?
(19:39:58) (matt2) je;;p;
(19:39:58) (matt2) d
(19:39:59) (matt2) de
(19:40:07) (+DeathUnlimited) ...
(19:40:14) (+DeathUnlimited) hurricane
(19:40:15) (+DeathUnlimited) hurricane
(19:40:15) (matt2) how r u?~#
(19:40:16) (+DeathUnlimited) hurricane
(19:40:19) (+DeathUnlimited) good
(19:40:24) (+DeathUnlimited) hurricane ban me
(19:40:41) —› quit: (matt2) ([email protected]) (Quit)
(19:40:46) (+DeathUnlimited) ...
(19:41:12) —› quit: (DeathUnlimited) ([email protected]) (Quit: Hurricane is useless operator)

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