My girlfriend just got owned...

2006-08-07 06:46:31

#1

claydawg: Chuck Norris' Homeboy; +85|6625|Oxford, MS

So my girlfriend just jumped me via instant messenger while I'm at work...then she felt bad:

her: so you are single now??? thanks a lot
me: what?
her: on my space you asshole
her: you put that you are single
me: i didn't put anything on there
me: i haven't touched myspace in ever
her: yes you did because it says straight and you are a taurus
me: i just signed up an account
me: to look at other accounts
her: it says you logged in on july 30th
her: so dont give me that
her: i guess if you want to be single you can be
me: i never update my shit
me: chill
her: no
her: ok
her: how the hell does it say i have friends already?
her: what the hell?
me: there, i changed it. happy now?
her: im so confused
her: im sorry, i jumped on you, mine says that i'm single too
me: thanks
me: i told you i didn't do anything to my damn profile
her: im sorry baby it really looked like you wrote it
me: well i didn't
her: i know that now and im really sorry
me: i told you i don't even use it except to look at other ppl's stuff
her: i wont come to conclusions like that again
her: im sorry

2006-08-07 06:48:52

#2

BigmacK: Back from the Dead.; +628|6753|Chicago.

lol, self-Pwnt.

2006-08-07 06:48:59

#3

Simon: basically; +838|6660|UK

heh..

2006-08-07 06:50:02

#4

Varegg: Support fanatic :-); +2,206|6812|Nårvei

Wait behind the line ..............................................................

2006-08-07 06:52:51

#5

Slam: Member; +74|6637

lol she failed

2006-08-07 06:53:24

#6

Godhatch: Member; +5|6611

hahahaha not being nasty or anything but she seems a bit crackers

2006-08-07 06:54:02

#7

Simon: basically; +838|6660|UK

lol yo slam u nub

2006-08-07 06:54:32

#8

Slam: Member; +74|6637

Simon wrote:
lol yo slam u nub

sup u hear what i did lol?

2006-08-07 07:16:04

#9

Reizors: Ninja's > BF2s; +42|6525|Australia

+1 to her for admitting herself wrong, to many chicks i know won't ever do that, they just keep on arguing the fuck even though you both know who is right and wrong.
my girlfriend fails at admitting being wrong. lol. its shit.

2006-08-07 07:18:28

#10

c0ldfyr3: Member; +23|6669|Ireland

Why are you discussing a private relationship on a public forum? Because you feel the need to make people think you have a girlfriend?
Thats the only reason I can possibly think of.

You should get some maturity and then get a girlfriend that isn't just over the net.

2006-08-07 07:19:59

#11

Cbass: Kick His Ass!; +371|6696|Howell, Mi USA

Funny story lol i hate myspace my g/f has an accound and all these guys keep adding her. which i don't give a crap about but this one guy who lives near us keeps wanting to meet up with her. she told him she would atleast bring me or a friend with her and he says "no i want u all to my self". i told her it'll be a cold day in hell before u go to that dudes house.

https://bf3s.com/sigs/bb53a522780eff5b30ba3252d44932cc2f5b8c4f.png

2006-08-07 07:22:46

#12

claydawg: Chuck Norris' Homeboy; +85|6625|Oxford, MS

c0ldfyr3 wrote:
Why are you discussing a private relationship on a public forum? Because you feel the need to make people think you have a girlfriend?
Thats the only reason I can possibly think of.

You should get some maturity and then get a girlfriend that isn't just over the net.

We've been together for 5 years on Aug. 21. She's not a net gf, she just got back from vacation with her family. No personal information was given out in the conversation, and I just thought it was a funny story. I wanted to share, kind of like shooting the shit at a bar while smokin' and drinkin' with the guys. Is that a problem? People like you are ruining this community turbo.

2006-08-07 07:23:57

#13

dquinner: Member; +4|6497|Ireland

You are a fucking loser. Why are u posting about your relationshipe on a public forum. I reckon (a) you never had a girlfriend in the first place and your just posting for attention or sumtin or (b) you have one of those strange online girlfriends who you have never met or fucked but just talked dirty to each other on MSN or sumtin. Go get a life and get laid.

2006-08-07 07:24:08

#14

claydawg: Chuck Norris' Homeboy; +85|6625|Oxford, MS

Cbass wrote:
Funny story lol i hate myspace my g/f has an accound and all these guys keep adding her. which i don't give a crap about but this one guy who lives near us keeps wanting to meet up with her. she told him she would atleast bring me or a friend with her and he says "no i want u all to my self". i told her it'll be a cold day in hell before u go to that dudes house.

I bet it's c0ldfyr3

2006-08-07 07:26:03

#15

c0ldfyr3: Member; +23|6669|Ireland

I bet its you claydawg looking for more net girls ^.^

2006-08-07 07:28:10

#16

Cbass: Kick His Ass!; +371|6696|Howell, Mi USA

yea but u guys don't seem like rapeists, i don't think?

2006-08-07 07:33:47

#17

claydawg: Chuck Norris' Homeboy; +85|6625|Oxford, MS

Cbass wrote:
yea but u guys don't seem like rapeists, i don't think?

I'll take The Rapists for $1000 Alex.
I'm sorry, that's Therapists Mr. Connery.

2006-08-07 07:38:30

#18

SEREMAKER: BABYMAKIN EXPERT √; +2,187|6570|Mountains of NC

claydawg wrote:
Cbass wrote:
yea but u guys don't seem like rapeists, i don't think?
I'll take The Rapists for $1000 Alex.
I'm sorry, that's Therapists Mr. Connery.

HA HA HA HA HA I love it when SNL has those skits

https://static.bf2s.com/files/user/17445/carhartt.jpg

2006-08-07 07:49:52

#19

Cbass: Kick His Ass!; +371|6696|Howell, Mi USA

claydawg wrote:
Cbass wrote:
yea but u guys don't seem like rapeists, i don't think?
I'll take The Rapists for $1000 Alex.
I'm sorry, that's Therapists Mr. Connery.

Hahahaha thats the best snl ever.

mr. connery what dide u wager "suck it Trebek" harharharharhar

2006-08-07 07:54:56

#20

BigmacK: Back from the Dead.; +628|6753|Chicago.

Ahh, well met!

"I'll take months that end in tober, Trebek."
"For how much?"
"Suprise me you filthy bastard!!!"

SNL FTW.

Last edited by BigmacK192 (2006-08-07 07:55:24)

2006-08-07 07:55:52

#21

Reizors: Ninja's > BF2s; +42|6525|Australia

I bet A) He has the girlfriend and B) he wanted to post about it to have a laugh at how gay myspace is and girls assuming shit and arguing about how they are always right, i can relate.

Fuck you nerds don't got anything better to do then derail threads and abuse this dude??
You guys don't know a good conversation starter when you see one, he had a good thread starter here about girls and their shit, but you derail it.

Whatever, but don't take any of what they said seriously, they are just bored with their life.

2006-08-07 08:01:16

#22

Bazwalt: Member; +4|6657|Queensland, Australia

Myspace is lame. Yea...girls take the whole "Girls are always right" thing way too far and then they never admit when they are wrong. Typical Females. Fuck, instead of sitting there being whining nerd bitchez try and fucking contribute to the thread..idiots.

2006-08-07 08:04:04

#23

BigmacK: Back from the Dead.; +628|6753|Chicago.

Bazwalt wrote:
Fuck, instead of sitting there being whining nerd bitchez try and fucking contribute to the thread..idiots.

QFE

2006-08-07 08:05:35

#24

_-_911_-_180891: Member; +540|6504|Shanghai, ethnicity=German

*presses the red button, a loud buzz comes and red lights begin to glow* PWND

2006-08-07 08:15:41

#25

Tunacommy: Member; +56|6622|Massachusetts, USA

BigmacK192 wrote:
Bazwalt wrote:
Fuck, instead of sitting there being whining nerd bitchez try and fucking contribute to the thread..idiots.
QFE

I have seen that before - what is "QFE"

I gotta say - after reading several hundred threads about clay spaming and "look at all my metals!" threads.....this was pretty amusing......I am thinking the jr. tools that are jumping on this guy probably spend a lot of time wanking it.

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