What is the point of: Non-alcoholic beer?

2006-07-25 23:08:04

#1

horny_trojan: Member; +39|6707|Los FUCKING Angeles

Today at work I stocked O'Douls non-alcoholic beer. At first I didn't think about it, then I realized the absurdity of it. What is the point of non alcoholic beer? I figured there were three kinds of people in mind when they made this:

A. 12 year olds
B. curious Mormons/Muslims
C. Designated drivers (so they dont feel left out)

To me alcohol is the potency behind beer. Without it just seems, well, weak. Kinda like having a race car that can only go 25 mph.

Your thoughts

2006-07-25 23:10:31

#2

AllmightyOz: Member; +50|6482|United States - Ohio

Maybe some people ACTUALLY like the beer TASTE. Or maybe they think it makes them look cool drinkin 'beer'. Do you have to be 21 to buy it? haha!

2006-07-25 23:11:39

#3

loonitic: ...is a potty mouth; +286|6531|Valhalla

Agreed. there is no real point to non alcoholic beer, if you are a designated driver have a coke/juice at it least it has more flavour

2006-07-25 23:12:00

#4

horny_trojan: Member; +39|6707|Los FUCKING Angeles

I dunno but I doubt anybody would think they're cool because they drink non-alcoholic beer.

2006-07-25 23:12:59

#5

notorious: Nay vee, bay bee.; +1,396|6743|The United Center

Someone should test it out. Next time you go to a party...or play poker with the boys....bring a 12pack of non-alcoholic beer. I just want to see what kind of reaction it would get.

2006-07-25 23:13:00

#6

eusgen: Nugget; +402|6789|Jupiter

Didnt know there was such a thing, dont they just called that apple juice?

2006-07-25 23:14:42

#7

ig: This topic seems to have no actual posts; +1,199|6518

hey trojan i think i played w/ u on moders karkand the other day. i believe u were commanding and fighting

2006-07-25 23:14:45

#8

loonitic: ...is a potty mouth; +286|6531|Valhalla

ThomasMorgan wrote:
Someone should test it out. Next time you go to a party...or play poker with the boys....bring a 12pack of non-alcoholic beer. I just want to see what kind of reaction it would get.

Probably get beat up...

2006-07-25 23:14:51

#9

i3igpete: Support Specialist; +6|6509

horny_trojan wrote:
B. curious Mormons/Muslims

2006-07-25 23:14:52

#10

AllmightyOz: Member; +50|6482|United States - Ohio

horny_trojan wrote:
I dunno but I doubt anybody would think they're cool because they drink non-alcoholic beer.

Hahaha if it was me I would get kicked out of the party and forced to drink all my non-alcoholic beer on my own. My grandpa drinks that shit tho... nasty. Bud Light all the way!

2006-07-25 23:15:14

#11

horny_trojan: Member; +39|6707|Los FUCKING Angeles

(EUS)Gen.BadSnipaDay wrote:
Didnt know there was such a thing, dont they just called that apple juice?

Nope, here it is. Funny thing, though: you have to be 21 to view website (or just say you are).

http://www.odouls.com/

2006-07-25 23:15:52

#12

AllmightyOz: Member; +50|6482|United States - Ohio

ig88 wrote:
hey trojan i think i played w/ u on moders karkand the other day. i believe u were commanding and fighting

theres nothing wrong with commanding and fighting, unless you suck balls at it. It is possible, and can be very valuable to the team since the commander has the eye-in-the-sky. Go lay down.

2006-07-25 23:28:24

#13

ig: This topic seems to have no actual posts; +1,199|6518

sorry bud but on a 64 player karkand commanding and fighting is wrong. your team constantly needs your support and that cant be done while he is noobing out trying to kill people. all he is doing is hurting his team and his score, not helping it.

2006-07-26 02:51:55

#14

Coolbeano: Level 13.5 BF2S Ninja Penguin Sensei; +378|6759

agreed, on 64 maps. The only fighting the commander should be doing is killing any intruders on that one flag.

However... 16 player maps... different story.

For a different thread.

2006-07-26 02:57:15

#15

ozzie_johnson: Member; +98|6654|Penrith, N.S.W, Australia

in AUS the age for alcohol is 18, non of this 21 stuff

2006-07-26 03:34:41

#16

SkoobyDu: 'CLICK JOIN NOW'... OK lets go... BOOM!!!! =FFS=; +120|6558|Cheshire, UK

Non alcoholic beer is like a lap dancing club - It promises you delights but still leaves you un satisfied at the end...

2006-07-26 03:39:51

#17

Darky: Hi..; +71|6558|Here.

It's so you can have a non-alcoholic hang over.

2006-07-26 04:22:40

#18

beerface702: Member; +65|6689|las vegas

hah

o'douls.

me and my buddy once had a curiousty hair. so we bought 2 12 packs of the stuff

after about 13 of them i had a slight buzz, nothing crazy

i mean we were really case racin these things. i think i pissed about 15 times. and drank the 12er in about 2 hours or so

it has 0.5 %

so technically you can catch a slight buzz

and i mean it's slight

your stomach will hate you more then anything

2006-07-26 05:18:59

#19

BlokieBF2: Member; +11|6648

Its good for diabetics as it has almost zero sugar in it

tastes like crap though IMO

2006-07-26 05:38:42

#20

xXSarnathXx: Decepticons forever!; +25|6604|Sweden

AllmightyOz wrote:
Maybe some people ACTUALLY like the beer TASTE. Or maybe they think it makes them look cool drinkin 'beer'. Do you have to be 21 to buy it? haha!

the thing is, non-alcoholic beer doesnt taste like the proper thing, alot of the taste itself is in the alcohol and they cant artificially reproduce that unique taste without using alcohol.

ive tried it and i dont like it. a good beer should be around 5% alcohol or it aint worth drinking!

2006-07-26 06:48:16

#21

elmo1337: Banned; +186|6555|The real world

16 here for legal alcohol, owned

2006-07-26 06:49:56

#22

Cybargs: Moderated; +2,285|6712

elmo1337 wrote:
16 here for legal alcohol, owned

fuck... i want to go to holland and speak hollandais (is that how you say the language?)

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2006-07-26 06:54:36

#23

DoctorFruitloop: Level 13 Wrongdoer; +515|6542|Doncaster, UK

cyborg_ninja-117 wrote:
elmo1337 wrote:
16 here for legal alcohol, owned
fuck... i want to go to holland and speak hollandais (is that how you say the language?)

ROFL, that's a sauce.

I think they speak dutch.

2006-07-26 06:56:58

#24

Lazzars: Member; +4|6643

cyborg_ninja-117 wrote:
elmo1337 wrote:
16 here for legal alcohol, owned
fuck... i want to go to holland and speak hollandais (is that how you say the language?)

i think its dutch

anywho

they have it sweet in holland

drugs, beer and sex

oh and non-alcholic beer sucks so bad, only had it once and it tasted like crap

2006-07-26 06:57:34

#25

BADHEAD: Member; +6|6494|Oblivion

Its all about the taste!! If they made beer illeagal Id drink near beer!!!!

Its one of lifes finner points my friend.

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