KEN-JENNINGS
I am all that is MOD!
+2,980|6902|949

Fuck them all!  If you have ever stolen a car you are officially a fucking loser.  Especially if it's from an internet cafe.  FUCK YOU CAR THIEFS!
jord
Member
+2,382|6948|The North, beyond the wall.
I stole this guys tank once on Karkand,he was repairing and i just bailed in and drove off,hehehe.
notorious
Nay vee, bay bee.
+1,396|7017|The United Center
The message this implies is hilarious.

Sorry, but...yeah, this gave me a good laugh.

Maybe you can trade in your karma for a new car...ma?  +1 
RDMC
Enemy Wheelbarrow Spotted..!!
+736|6835|Area 51

KEN-JENNINGS wrote:

Fuck them all!  If you have ever stolen a car you are officially a fucking loser.  Especially if it's from an internet cafe.  FUCK YOU CAR THIEFS!
thats the suxz0r man
Horseman 77
Banned
+160|7107
I thought you were joking when I saw it in another thread. That sux huh? What kinda car was it ?
Statistics have proven that you will be well on your way to becoming a Conservative now.
KEN-JENNINGS
I am all that is MOD!
+2,980|6902|949

ThomasMorgan wrote:

The message this implies is hilarious.

Sorry, but...yeah, this gave me a good laugh.

Maybe you can trade in your karma for a new car...ma?  +1 
Anybody willing to trade 146 karma for a car?  Anyone?

Nice pun by the way, regardless of the situation I find your play on words amusing.

horseman77 wrote:

I thought you were joking when I saw it in another thread. That sux huh? What kinda car was it ?
Statistics have proven that you will be well on your way to becoming a Conservative now.
98 Volvo.  Regardless of my piss-poor luck, I will never turn to the dark side.
kr@cker
Bringin' Sexy Back!
+581|6819|Southeastern USA
how about a what/where/how, maybe one of us has seen it
KEN-JENNINGS
I am all that is MOD!
+2,980|6902|949

kr@cker wrote:

how about a what/where/how, maybe one of us has seen it
Yeah, 10:30 PDT, 98 Volvo, Forest Green, out in front of Gigahertz Internet Cafe, corner of lake forest/Trabuco, Lake Forest, CA, 92630.  Any time I play there, I take everything out of my pockets to make sure I am focused on gaming, not my cell phone ringing in my pocket.  I guess one time that I went out to smoke a cigarette someone stole my keys.  When I went to leave, I noticed I didn't have my keys.  So I look in my buddy's truck, by my computer, nothing.  I go outside, no car.  No car=no fins, no board, no tennis racket, no basketball, no basketball shoes, no MP3 CDs/DVDs, no sunglasses, no fun for KEN-JENNINGS
Stun_Gun
The Tom Cruise of BF2 pilots
+102|7043|California, US

KEN-JENNINGS wrote:

kr@cker wrote:

how about a what/where/how, maybe one of us has seen it
Yeah, 10:30 PDT, 98 Volvo, Forest Green, out in front of Gigahertz Internet Cafe, corner of lake forest/Trabuco, Lake Forest, CA, 92630.  Any time I play there, I take everything out of my pockets to make sure I am focused on gaming, not my cell phone ringing in my pocket.  I guess one time that I went out to smoke a cigarette someone stole my keys.  When I went to leave, I noticed I didn't have my keys.  So I look in my buddy's truck, by my computer, nothing.  I go outside, no car.  No car=no fins, no board, no tennis racket, no basketball, no basketball shoes, no MP3 CDs/DVDs, no sunglasses, no fun for KEN-JENNINGS
wow dude i thought you were joking about the game at first...

Hope you find the dude driving your car down the street or something and give him a beating!

And ill sell you a green hot wheels car with rocket boost on the back for 146 karma
iNeedUrFace4Soup
fuck it
+348|6816
When you get your car back put GPS in it, then track and punish them if it ever happens again.
https://i.imgur.com/jM2Yp.gif
Chou
Member
+737|7061
I hope they find your car and some fingerprints
dankassasin42o
Member
+68|6949|Reefersyde, CA
Sorry to hear about that.   At my cafe,  if anyone went near my car, theyd be shot in the face.   Gotta luv makin friends with the local gang members.   Who in turn take care of their friends an their friends belongings.   But i'd like to see someone steal my 02 Subie
Arkhon
FullMetalHead
+20|6770|Canberra, Australia
I hope you catch those dirty little thieves and break every bone in their body because there isn't much worse than a car thief.

Last edited by Arkhon (2006-07-21 16:20:53)

cablecopulate
Member
+449|7008|Massachusetts.
You should have put at mines in front of it and behind it.
DonFck
Hibernator
+3,227|6901|Finland

My condolences.. +1, although that really doesn't help now, does it?

Hope you had insurance, and hope you get your Volvo back (at least a bit intact) along with most of your valuables inside..
"Cheer up" might not be appropriate here, but "hang in there" could be.

Last edited by DonFck (2006-07-22 00:39:05)

I need around tree fiddy.
SuB
Member
+50|6945
man that sucks ass, +1 mate....
King_County_Downy
shitfaced
+2,791|6867|Seattle

But what about all the winnings off Jeopardy? Did you invest in Enron or something?
Sober enough to know what I'm doing, drunk enough to really enjoy doing it
KEN-JENNINGS
I am all that is MOD!
+2,980|6902|949

hookers, booze, cigarettes
shadow18alpha
I attend BF2 Anonymous Meetings
+129|6945|Warlord/Bellevue,WA
I've had my car stolen and it's not a fun feeling waking up to seeing your hard work and sweat gone right before your very own eyes.
MorbidFetus
Member
+76|6821|Ohio

KEN-JENNINGS wrote:

If you have ever stolen a car you are officially a fucking loser.
I don't know... I'd say +1ing a car is pretty fucking win.
KEN-JENNINGS
I am all that is MOD!
+2,980|6902|949

UPDATE: My car was found last night!!  One week almost to the hour, a deputy from Palmdale (aka shitholeville) called me to let me know my car was used in a robbery and abandoned.  Here is a quick map, with the red dot at the bottom where I live, and the red dot higher up where they found my car.  Its a good 100 miles away. 

https://img136.imageshack.us/img136/4933/carmapol4.png

Anyways, the douchebag left his cellphone in my car, so I am sure he will be found soon.

Last edited by KEN-JENNINGS (2006-07-28 15:08:50)

King_County_Downy
shitfaced
+2,791|6867|Seattle

Wow. Was there any damage to the car? Are you gonna get any insurance money?
Sober enough to know what I'm doing, drunk enough to really enjoy doing it
OpsChief
Member
+101|6946|Southern California

KEN-JENNINGS wrote:

UPDATE: My car was found last night!!  One week almost to the hour, a deputy from Palmdale (aka shitholeville) called me to let me know my car was used in a robbery and abandoned.  Here is a quick map, with the red dot at the bottom where I live, and the red dot higher up where they found my car.  Its a good 100 miles away. 

http://img136.imageshack.us/img136/4933/carmapol4.png

Anyways, the douchebag left his cellphone in my car, so I am sure he will be found soon.
hmmm short on cash, hookers cigs and booze, cybercafe addiction and....stolen car used in a bank robbery........na can't be. uh did they find the bank money yet?

j/k congrats on gettin the car back

Last edited by OpsChief (2006-07-28 15:14:10)

King_County_Downy
shitfaced
+2,791|6867|Seattle

OpsChief wrote:

KEN-JENNINGS wrote:

UPDATE: My car was found last night!!  One week almost to the hour, a deputy from Palmdale (aka shitholeville) called me to let me know my car was used in a robbery and abandoned.  Here is a quick map, with the red dot at the bottom where I live, and the red dot higher up where they found my car.  Its a good 100 miles away. 

http://img136.imageshack.us/img136/4933/carmapol4.png

Anyways, the douchebag left his cellphone in my car, so I am sure he will be found soon.
hmmm short on cash, hookers cigs and booze, cybercafe addiction and....stolen car used in a bank robbery........na can't be. uh did they find the bank money yet?

j/k congrats on gettin the car back
Ken doesn't need the money, he's rich from jeopardy.
https://www.uploadfile.info/uploads/75709ccc52.jpg

Last edited by King_County_Downy (2006-07-28 15:29:35)

Sober enough to know what I'm doing, drunk enough to really enjoy doing it
KEN-JENNINGS
I am all that is MOD!
+2,980|6902|949

not a bank robbery, a fucking house robbery.  Probably some douchebag all twacked out on meth.  That's the story I'm going with anyways.  They are holding it in impound while they do an investigation into the robbery and car theft, so I don't have a clue if its fucked up or not.  All I know is I hope I can sue that bitch to get some prostitu..er....restitution money.

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