Are you sick of Team killers, crappy commanders, medics who do not revive you, etc? If not, you just might be a smacktard! The following is a list of "THE SMACKTARDS CODE OF CONDUCT"!
To be a GREAT smacktard you must abide be the following rules:
1. You will use vehicles as much as possible to kill your opponent.
2. If you decide to fly, you must be of the sniper class and hold your m95 as tight as possible to shoot those pesky teammates out of the cockpit.
3. You will kill a minimum of 3 teammates per round.
4. If commander, you will at all times make sure to artillery YOUR team!
5. The following is a minimum requirement to be a smacktard; TEAM KILLS- 1441, DAMAGE- 696, & VEHICLE DAMAGE- 389.
6. If on foot, you will always attempt to get run over by a fellow teammate.
7. If you happen to see one of your noble teammate ground pounders off to battle such as "tvmissleman", you will always put a minimum of 3 pistol shots into his body prior to him arriving to the battle zone.
8. You will wound a minimum of 15 teammates per round.
9. You must run over at least 4 teammates per round.
10. If commander, you will drop at least 4 cars on teammates waiting for planes or choppers.
11. You will never give an UAV overflight when requested; instead put it somewhere opposite of map, preferably away from battle.
12. If you are playing Wake and a little board, hang around airfield and AT rocket the newly spawned plane, or better yet, wait for a teammate to get in and then AT rocket newly spawned plane.
13. When playing US, always make sure to spawn on Essex and make a beeline for the Essex gun at start of round. Always shoot your teammates planes and choppers with Essex gun, it has incredible killing power.
14. If you are unlucky and not on a map with Essex, take a newly spawned APC and "never, I mean Never pick up other players".
15. If friendly fire is on for mines and claymores, please at all costs mine and claymore your spawn bases!
16. IF you spawn and cannot kill that pesky teammate in the plane or chopper, please make sure that they run you over at a bare minimum.
17. An excellent way to upset your team is to always have a car ready at your disposal. When you happen to notice a patiently waiting teammate finally secure a plane or chopper, it is now your job to get in the car and ram them as quickly as possible. Sadly this may not get you a team-kill, but it will definitely get them one so kudos to you for a job well done.
18. If you are a squad leader, always invite many players to your team, and then go as sniper and park your ass as far away from the battle as possible.
19. When playing US, and on maps such as Wake ( this map is a smacktards best friend ), if you get the chance, always try to pilot the black hawk, wait for a full load and head off into the middle of the ocean. Never go into battle with a black hawk as it is "nerfed". Hover nicely over the sea, and stay there for rest of map.
20. Finally, just be the best possible smacktard that you can be! There are many more ways to upset other players, just be creative.
If you wish to be a part of the Smacktard team just follow the above code of conduct and you will be very successful in your endeavors.
Yours truly,
Smacktardthefirst!
To be a GREAT smacktard you must abide be the following rules:
1. You will use vehicles as much as possible to kill your opponent.
2. If you decide to fly, you must be of the sniper class and hold your m95 as tight as possible to shoot those pesky teammates out of the cockpit.
3. You will kill a minimum of 3 teammates per round.
4. If commander, you will at all times make sure to artillery YOUR team!
5. The following is a minimum requirement to be a smacktard; TEAM KILLS- 1441, DAMAGE- 696, & VEHICLE DAMAGE- 389.
6. If on foot, you will always attempt to get run over by a fellow teammate.
7. If you happen to see one of your noble teammate ground pounders off to battle such as "tvmissleman", you will always put a minimum of 3 pistol shots into his body prior to him arriving to the battle zone.
8. You will wound a minimum of 15 teammates per round.
9. You must run over at least 4 teammates per round.
10. If commander, you will drop at least 4 cars on teammates waiting for planes or choppers.
11. You will never give an UAV overflight when requested; instead put it somewhere opposite of map, preferably away from battle.
12. If you are playing Wake and a little board, hang around airfield and AT rocket the newly spawned plane, or better yet, wait for a teammate to get in and then AT rocket newly spawned plane.
13. When playing US, always make sure to spawn on Essex and make a beeline for the Essex gun at start of round. Always shoot your teammates planes and choppers with Essex gun, it has incredible killing power.
14. If you are unlucky and not on a map with Essex, take a newly spawned APC and "never, I mean Never pick up other players".
15. If friendly fire is on for mines and claymores, please at all costs mine and claymore your spawn bases!
16. IF you spawn and cannot kill that pesky teammate in the plane or chopper, please make sure that they run you over at a bare minimum.
17. An excellent way to upset your team is to always have a car ready at your disposal. When you happen to notice a patiently waiting teammate finally secure a plane or chopper, it is now your job to get in the car and ram them as quickly as possible. Sadly this may not get you a team-kill, but it will definitely get them one so kudos to you for a job well done.
18. If you are a squad leader, always invite many players to your team, and then go as sniper and park your ass as far away from the battle as possible.
19. When playing US, and on maps such as Wake ( this map is a smacktards best friend ), if you get the chance, always try to pilot the black hawk, wait for a full load and head off into the middle of the ocean. Never go into battle with a black hawk as it is "nerfed". Hover nicely over the sea, and stay there for rest of map.
20. Finally, just be the best possible smacktard that you can be! There are many more ways to upset other players, just be creative.
If you wish to be a part of the Smacktard team just follow the above code of conduct and you will be very successful in your endeavors.
Yours truly,
Smacktardthefirst!