What?!?! He's cool! He's hilarious man!TeamZephyr wrote:
Hopefully he dies soon, hes giving us Aussies really bad name.
calling New Zealand part of Australia is like calling the UP a part of Michigan ...
or China a part of Japan :p
i could invade NZ with nothing but a toothbrush today if i wanted
let's do it!!
FOR CHRIST'S SAKE I KNOW HE'S NOT A KIWI, or a tas, but he's fucking over there, I don't know what the hell he was doing in NZ, think it was maybe more for his zoo crap than his show, isn't he in that huge zoo in sydney? I think he was just trying to show everyone all those weird genetic freaks those islands (aus, nz, taz) are know for, and the animals too, maybe I shoud have just said that lucy lawless would throw her magic frisbee of doom at us then go have lesbian sex with her little dikey fag hag blonde chick with the stickvedds wrote:
QFTTyferra wrote:
Honestly, the US can take Auckland, we don't want it.*Slaps Kr@cker with dead Snake* There are no Snakes here either........Kr@cker wrote:
I know but I've seen him in NZ a few times, looking for snakes or something, I don't remember, I just watch to see when he dies.
Seriously it might have been very good for NZ if we had been invaded. Or we may have started drinking crap beer and watching that abomination you call football.
Awful thread title - I thought Winston had pissed off the yanks so bad on his little trip they were coming to take us over!!!
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a toothbrush? you need that much? i can do it w/ toothpasteTHA wrote:
i could invade NZ with nothing but a toothbrush today if i wanted
Vietnam would have been the US's 2nd failure if they'd have gone ahead with this. They wouldn't stand a chance against the NZ, Japanese and British armies....and that's not counting Australia helping out along with the rest of the commonwealth countries. In 1914 (after when this invasion would have happened) Canadian troops were automatically entered into WW2 under Britain's declaration of war on Germany; hence, this would have happened in this case meaning an attack on the US's own doorstep whilst troops were off fighting in NZ. I reckon this would have been a really bad move for the Americans. Good job it didn't then........
Don't feel too badly. Geography seems to be a week point with some Americans...Pubic wrote:
Right, he got NZ confused with Australia, thats it, JIHAD ON AMERICA!!!!!
You're under the false impression that all of our troops would have been sent to New Zealand. Canada wouldn't have received a very warm welcome if it had poked at our border...but alas, such a war was never to be.=OBS= EstebanRey wrote:
Vietnam would have been the US's 2nd failure if they'd have gone ahead with this. They wouldn't stand a chance against the NZ, Japanese and British armies....and that's not counting Australia helping out along with the rest of the commonwealth countries. In 1914 (after when this invasion would have happened) Canadian troops were automatically entered into WW2 under Britain's declaration of war on Germany; hence, this would have happened in this case meaning an attack on the US's own doorstep whilst troops were off fighting in NZ. I reckon this would have been a really bad move for the Americans. Good job it didn't then........
Or a metal spoon?THA wrote:
i could invade NZ with nothing but a toothbrush today if i wanted
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I wouldn't consider us that easy. In war Kiwis show incredible inginuity and can do some massive damage with what piss-poor weaponry we have. We're also vicious bastards, consider Charles Upham for example.
We couldn't beat the US in open warfare, I doubt many, (any,) places could, but no doubt having underground resistance like the Viet Cong would slowly eat away at th US resources until they left.
But like I said earlier, we're Aliies, so no point. Another thing to realise, (Australians,) I that we have an international treaty with Aus. If we're invaded, Australia is bound to come and help. Ditto to us if Australia is invaded, so if we're drawn into a shitfight, so are you my Australian cobbers.
We couldn't beat the US in open warfare, I doubt many, (any,) places could, but no doubt having underground resistance like the Viet Cong would slowly eat away at th US resources until they left.
But like I said earlier, we're Aliies, so no point. Another thing to realise, (Australians,) I that we have an international treaty with Aus. If we're invaded, Australia is bound to come and help. Ditto to us if Australia is invaded, so if we're drawn into a shitfight, so are you my Australian cobbers.
[Blinking eyes thing]
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For Christs Sake I Know Hes Not A Kiwi!!
To be fair, if you don't know geography well it IS easy to get NZ & Australia confused, similar flags, accents etc...I've been mistaken for an Aussie by some Aussies, it was only when they asked me to say "six" and "fish'n'chips" that my nationality became clear
I just look at it as similar to the US/Mexico/Canada relation, different parts of the same group, Peter Jennings was canadian, but he was still relevant to americans, to get back in your (the kiwis) good graces, how about a joke concerning
http://mulletsgalore.com/
cuz if it was invented anywhere else it would be a teeth brush
How do you know that the toothbrush was invented in australia?THA wrote:
i could invade NZ with nothing but a toothbrush today if i wanted
http://mulletsgalore.com/
cuz if it was invented anywhere else it would be a teeth brush
I'll bring a toothpick.
The paradox is only a conflict between reality and your feeling what reality ought to be.
~ Richard Feynman
~ Richard Feynman
how do you know that a toothpick was.....ah nevermind
We could caoture Peter Jackson and make him film The Hobbit.
Lol anyone else noticed that the author's last name is "GAY"?
The thread author is Pubic member featuring an article by Edward Gay.
Your right I think there's a connection.
Your right I think there's a connection.
PFFT... Dont make me laugh we would repulse you with our state of the art Airforce.....unnamednewbie13 wrote:
Or a metal spoon?THA wrote:
i could invade NZ with nothing but a toothbrush today if i wanted
Fear the Airtrainer.
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ZOMG!!! it is teh comes!!!vedds wrote:
PFFT... Dont make me laugh we would repulse you with our state of the art Airforce.....unnamednewbie13 wrote:
Or a metal spoon?THA wrote:
i could invade NZ with nothing but a toothbrush today if i wanted
http://f10.putfile.com/thumb/7/19823480480.jpg
Fear the Airtrainer.
i personall belief is what they mean is not to invade new zealand, but if the japanese lands on new zealand, they can help their british ally and plan an invasion there
vedds wrote:
PFFT... Dont make me laugh we would repulse you with our state of the art Airforce.....unnamednewbie13 wrote:
Or a metal spoon?THA wrote:
i could invade NZ with nothing but a toothbrush today if i wanted
http://f10.putfile.com/thumb/7/19823480480.jpg
Fear the Airtrainer.
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Can China be made a state of Japan at any time of their choosing, as according to the constitution? I thought not. Oh, also, Canberra sucks, Melbourne FTW.Pop To Ster wrote:
or China a part of Japan :p
Other way round mate (Aus is bigger)Pop To Ster wrote:
or China a part of Japan :p
As for infantry warfare by TODAY'S standard, it is very possible that us Aussies and you Kiwis could beat America on home/neighbour soil.
Melbourne sucks, Adelaide FTW
I think we'd lost to numbers and tech.
Adelaide's a hole. Comes after Melbourne and Canberra. But before Sydney. I have special place of hate reserved for Sydney.
Adelaide's a hole. Comes after Melbourne and Canberra. But before Sydney. I have special place of hate reserved for Sydney.
cyborg_ninja-117 wrote:
a toothbrush? you need that much? i can do it w/ toothpasteTHA wrote:
i could invade NZ with nothing but a toothbrush today if i wanted
Don't forget the Floss!!!THA wrote:
i could invade NZ with nothing but a toothbrush today if i wanted
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