l41e
Member
+677|6892

YoBabysDaddy wrote:

In a previous patch,I forget the map,if you fired the vehicle tow the server would crash losing everyone their score for the round.I was playing a round in which my teammates were TKing ,abusive pricks.Many of them had scores well over 100.I was well aware what firing the tow would do and waited till the last 10 tickets to fire the tow.
Oh my god...that is so fun. I've done that before.

Guy: "YAY MY L33T GLITCHING EARNED ME 250 POINTS THIS ROUND!! ONLY 2 TICKETS LEFT!!1"
Guy's e-friend: "LOLZ ME 2, I GOT 263 POINTS!!1"
Me: "don't be so sure..."
Guy: "wat do you mean?"
Me: *fires hummertow*
TheDoctor
The Original BF2 Timelord
+51|6777|Australia
once i was PLA Attack-chopper whoring with my friend, I flew and he gunned. But then we got shot down for like the 3rd time and I jump into the re-spawned Helicopter and take the chopper over to where he spawned then this guy jumped into the gunner seat. I told him to get out but he kept on saying things like "fly you tosspot" so after  around 5 mins of my refusal to fly he still wouldn't jump out, so i said "fine" and I took off and flew into a mountain. That was the best day i had in BF2.

Last edited by {DHL}SeahawK (2006-07-18 20:15:04)

908741059871059781
Sheep of War
+40|6886
I've gotten so pissed at a team that was just sitting on the carrier waitng for aircraft, that I hopped in the Essex gun and sprayed everyone off the deck. Then, in a perfectly timed fashion, placed artillery on the deck so that I could see my entire team getting artyed off the deck while I was getting banned.
Ganko_06
Laughter with an S
+167|6888|Camoran's Paradise
Was playing Dalian as PLA.  One guy was whoring the chopper and he sucked.  He wouldn't let me fly and crashed on purpose if i gunned.  So a snuck up and put C4 on the chopper.  He takes off and gets just over the mountains when my generosity runs out.  I got punished but it was funny as hell.

I also managed to piss an admin of in the same map as PLA.  He was hiding next to the small green building just left of the runway.  He was sniping so i had no chance of getting him from the hanger.  So what do i do?  I jump in the recently spawned jet and ram/ drop bombs on him.  Kill both of us.  LMAO. 
vedds
Member
+52|6998|Christchurch New Zealand
Was sniping on one of the buildings by the construction site in Oman as a Squad leader, Guys were spawning on me and then jumping off the building to try to take the flag back. when one noob engineer decided to lie down next to me and start firing his jackhammer at guys that were too far away to hit. All of a sudden the other team realised where the fire was coming from and my nice wee sniping spot was drawing a lot of fire.

This is the point where the bastard in me kicked in - I crawled slowly towards him and knocked him off the roof

RandomEngiNoob is no more

Kicked him from the squad just as i wore an artillery shell for a hat.
Chorcai
Member
+49|6891|Ireland

ddenholm67 wrote:

If i am sniping and im on the edge of a building. Some team mate will probably be sniping beside me, i take one look at him and if im feeling angry ill nudge him.

splat.
I had a guy who was following me all around the map, so I was sniping on the top of the build the moron was standing up giving away where we were, so yea I nudged him like 8-10 times off the top, man some people just dont get it.
TehMyke
8======D
+343|6953

The#1Spot wrote:

kicked an admin from his server 3 times it was pretty funny cause we did it so fast that the other admin couldnt read the person who started the vote.
fucking love doing that... was on a server not to long with 6 people, 4 buddies all of us on one team and two admins on the other and they where bitching for one of us to switch or they will kick us so we just kick voted them both for laughs <3
» You guys are all old and wrinkly now, GG... | Steam | teHmyke.com | YouTube
The#1Spot
Member
+105|6783|byah
today me and my friend were bored and the admin was standing in the runway at daqing oilfields befroe the round started and my friend tked him as i revived him so we ended up tking him at least 30times and he had punkbuster for swearing and his own server kicked him. i have a pic of it if anyone wants to see it

ps how do you upload a pic on bf2s cause i dont want to link it through imageshack

Last edited by The#1Spot (2006-07-18 20:43:35)

lt2tanks
meat shield
+18|6737|Maine
At what point does a BF2 player become a Non-noob?  Just curious.

Last edited by lt2tanks (2006-07-19 19:00:13)

Roger Lesboules
Ah ben tabarnak!
+316|6821|Abitibi-Temiscamingue. Québec!
Is JIHAD JET mean?!?!....Yeah i did put 5 C4 on the front of it....could not stop lauging...made my day!
Flasheart88
Member
+0|7003|Brisbane
I was playing Armoured Fury - Harvest, I think - and I was in the AA tank, US side, and was doing well, playing tag with cars and APCs, repairing as I went. I picked up a passenger at some point, and after a particularly hectic battle with an APC, I jumped out and started repairing my damaged vehicle. Just before I'd finished repairing it, my passenger jumped into the driver's seat and drove off. He didn't even wait for me to get into the passenger position ... he just drove off, leaving me alone, with no vehicles nearby. I yelled for a pickup, shot at the tank, typed all kinds of stuff over the TEAM comms. Nothing. Nada.

Needless to say, I was GODDAMMPISSEDOFF, and when the commander FI-nally took pity and dropped me a vehicle, I drove after the $%&@?!#, hunting him down and after about a couple of minutes I caught up with him, waited for him to stop to do some spawncamping, then jumped on top of his tank and dropped a couple of AT mines.

After he blew up, I drove back to the AA Tank spawn point, on a hunch, and there he was again, waiting for the tank to appear. I ran him over with the car and took the tank for myself.

Ahhhh.... so cathartic.
BabySpinach
Phone Spammer
+207|6834|Charlottesville, Virginia, USA

0TRIGAR0 wrote:

me and my mate team-kill revived a 3 star general in a game Cu's it was the first general we seen. wonder if that breaks ROE
YOU SON OF A BITCH!!!!!

J/k.  It wasen't me.
ts-pulsar
Member
+54|6746
Was once searching for a server to play in, and saw a pistols/knives server with over 50 people in it.  Went into the server, and threw down all my C4, then chucked a couple nades, and just as I saw the getting kicked message, I detonated my C4 and killed about 8 poeple
KuSTaV
noice
+947|6755|Gold Coast
I havent done anything mean. Although i when i was a corporal i wasnt aware of the Red teammate glitch, this dude kept spawning on me because i was SL, and i kept shooting him, getting punnished of course, and i kept yelling out, "OMFG TEH PERS0N 0n MY T34M 15 H4Xx1nG!!!! D13 H4XXoR!!!111oneoneeleven."

And i think maybe the meanest thing ive done is that when i was playing BF2:SF, it was the SPETZ vs the REBELS, the other map, not the ballistic missle one, and a teammate was there, a colonel, i go past, shoots me in less than .2 of a second, i immediately punish, although i was still a corporal, and then he says "Oh sorry its the red teammate glitch" . Then i say "Oh i would have forgiven if i knew"

But thats not real mean.

Im not that sort of person.
noice                                                                                                        https://static.bf2s.com/files/user/26774/awsmsanta.png
lordgeno
Enemy Bush Spotted!
+18|6956|asshole of the planet, NM, USA
This guy was complaining that I was killing him too much.  ('cause you know, it's agains the rules to kill the other team.)  I was stealin the MEC chopper on Sharqi.  My buddy is the admin there, and he kept tellin him to deal with it.  So he kept complaining because he would spawn, and i'd be there to kill him 'cause I was waiting for the chopper.  Well the round ended and he switched to my team and kept tking me for the chopper.  So my buddy and I got in the MEC chopper and proceeded to TK him where ever he was for the entire round.  He kept sayin that an admin should kick me, but the admin was my buddy so he told him to fuck off!  It was great.
DemonMonkey
Member
+17|6742|Michigan

Pug wrote:

I had a prob with a guy TK'ing me for a tank.  Oh well, no tank this round...so I went into town to fight on foot.  I saw him later in the round...His tank got shot out from under him, and then got killed.  So I revived him, waited for him to say  "Thanks", knifed him, teabagged him for a few seconds, revived him, knifed him, teabagged him for a few secs, and revived him.  Then he got me and screamed about it.  It was worth the kick.
I lawled...
VeNg3nCe^
¦Tactics Øver Principles¦
+314|6949|Antarctica
This guy was pretty mean, I wonder who it is
https://img101.imageshack.us/img101/7353/tkscore2xt3.png

Last edited by VeNg3nCe^ (2006-07-19 00:10:12)

LT.Victim
Member
+1,175|6806|British Columbia, Canada
Hmm... well i think the Funniest.. maybe mean thing that i did was...

I tea-bagged the Enemy Commander with my shocks in his face while he was in Commander Screen, when he started to look up at me, i shocked him in the face then continued to  Teabag him...

I got a good kick out of that..

Its in my New Video "shocks and paddles V2"
TuataraDude
Member
+115|6766|Aotearoa
Wake Island. I get TK'd by a sniper on the hill alongside the PLA runway. I was not happy. Respawned. Walked all the way over to the hill, went up to him, pulled my knife out and stabbed him in the face. His mate was there, so stunned he did nothing. I stabbed him too (didn't want any witnesses aye). For some reason I got punished by both of them, but it felt great.

Last edited by TuataraDude (2006-07-19 00:17:25)

FrankieSpankie3388
Hockey Nut
+243|6774|Boston, MA
There was once a stupid teammate that was just the opposite of a teamplayer except for tking. So I hopped in a car and saw that he asked for a ride. I started to drive away then stopped to let him catch up. Once he got close enough, I drove off and stopped again. I kept doing that until he just ran off. Yeah, I'm evil.
Jenkinsbball
Banned
+149|6792|USA bitches!

DemonMonkey wrote:

Ouch... I'd definately ruin my day to get a purple heart
I want to get a purple heart. I've never come close to it, even from when I first began. Its a nice looking medal, so I want it. Problem is, I end most of my rounds at like 30:10 or something similar. I think I'll just get 5 quick kills and run around at tanks and shit for my 20 deaths and then go hide in a field until the round is over. Karkand anyone? Is that considered padding since I'm doing it for a medal?
devilcat
Member
+7|6934
I think I have been banned about 800 time so I think I'm pretty damn mean from the start till the end of the round, Im not in the kitchen pealing potatoes, or ironing the commanders uniform, its a war game. kick ass and take names

Last edited by devilcat (2006-07-19 23:13:39)

stryyker
bad touch
+1,682|6963|California

numerous 'spur-of-the-moment' kidnappings as of late
schakl
Member
+21|6933
I just shoot down chopper pilots who say 'get out' when I enter the gunner position, or C4 them, both funny.
Also fun is to arty guys who try to kick you from commander position (and apologize for missing he UAV button, lol). I also stalk teamkillers, makes them pretty nervous.
But normally I don't use dirty tricks, its's a game not a war for me.
Below_Cost
Member
+3|6742|Ottawa, Ontario, Canada

FrankieSpankie3388 wrote:

So I hopped in a car and saw that he asked for a ride. I started to drive away then stopped to let him catch up. Once he got close enough, I drove off and stopped again. I kept doing that until he just ran off. Yeah, I'm evil.
LOL. My friends and I used to do that to each other in real life in parking lots of malls or wherever we had stopped for a bit. We would all sit in the car and laugh our asses off at that person running.... until that person was you. Then it was no longer funny at all.

I don't consider myself a malicious person at all when playing this game. The worst thing I've done to anyone in the game was on the Wake Map. There were two clan-mates on their own server that were whoring the attack chopper on the carrier over and over again. Any time that someone would take the chopper they would warn them that it was their server and they would kick if you took that chopper. At one point while they were waiting for the chopper they were either not paying attention at all or AFK for a bit and I slowly one by one nudged them into the ocean. Then took the chopper... then got kicked... then never went back again.

Oh yea, I had joined their squad to ask them for a chance to fly/gun for a turn and they just started saying rude shit in French (Quebec server). When they found out that they had taken the ol' carrier triple lundy splash they fucking screamed at me in half english half french obscenities before they kicked me.

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