[RU]Grmbl
Member
+9|6737|Russia
One day I got really bored while playing as MEC on Omar. Drived a tank to bomber spawn point. It was like fucking 8+ jet-whores there, most of them PFCs and such. The team was getting beaten because of them as well, so I've decided to annoy them (anyway, they were getting shot down or even crashed like every 1-2 minutes, so no real damage to game).
At one moment I've spent like 5 minutes sitting inside a tank in front of two jet-whores in a bomber. Was laughing my ass out. Then USMC jet decided to do baseraping bombrun...
[IFF]DemonDave
Member
+20|6809|hampshire england
one time i was on a gulf of oman server and i was waiting for a plane and the server rules were wait in line for vehicles and this bloke did not want to wait and pushed me of the carrier i complained to admin with no evale. and then he did it again and how im in a fit of rage. so i wait for him to return and let him take the plane. with all my c4 attached to the under carriage and waited til he just hit land and blow him up i did this about 5 times till he was so mad cos he couldnt get going and he left the server.


teach that twat to do that
Axon
Jet Whore
+107|6741
Big rule : NO VEHICLES

Get in tank kill 20 ppl

I get out of tank
Admin comes online, everyone begins to nag, but noone had proof

hahahha
RDMC
Enemy Wheelbarrow Spotted..!!
+736|6808|Area 51

DemonMonkey wrote:

What is the most dastardly thing you've done in BF2? Whether it be base raping or team killing... how have you made someone else's day a total mess?

I dunno if I ruined anyones day, but... I remember one time I was low on health and had a medic right near me. I stood in front of him requesting a medic, however, he just sat there staring at me. I could not take it anymore so I pulled the trigger... as he pulled out his medic pack. After killing him (and deservingly being punished), I took his kit... healed myself and then revived him, saying sorry.




If there was similar post, forgive me... in my defense I did search.
Um, a clanmate of mine said that he wanted to get his basic airdefense badge, so I kept tking him, about 20 times.. O_o

And one time a guy tked me, and so in return I tked him 10 times..
Slickfish
Member
+24|6867
I don't really do anything, if someone TK's me deliberate and doesn't appologise then I either TK them or force them to TK again.
Yeah its poxy but its the only way to get back at idiots on this game if they are on your team.

I have afew times played to hunt people on the other team who haven't been killed yet, problem is they are always better than me and I end up giving them afew more kills!
Fredrik
i hate you all
+201|6892|Norway
Me and a friend went on an American server and kidnapped the commander for fun, he was "noob" and had no idea what was going on. After 5-6 knife revives my friend and the victim where banned for stat padding, i didn't get a ban.

Take a full loaded Black Hawk and ram it into a friendly boat on wake, the dude in the boat always get the tk`s as long as you cut the throttle before impact. The guy is kicked within 1 second!
Wicked97
Member
+5|6769
Had a dickhead smart ass comander in a tank that wouldnt support his team at all.

Over voip he told me to fuck off so I got in dune buggies and rammed him and punished until he got booted.
elmo1337
Banned
+186|6803|The real world

[IFF]DemonDave wrote:

JaM3z wrote:

i do the roulette on my server and with a few guys on my TS........... guess the number and get banned
so your the silly twats who kick people for the shear hell of it. TWAT

you must be 5 years old or is it 6

its twats like you that make people not want to play battlefield,

grow up you childish moron
BANNING!!! [IFF]DemonDave - Being a liberal
Pikez_Spudz
Member
+0|6803|Singapore
i havent done much mean in bf2, apart from being cheap and shooting rockets at people when they are charging at me....but the meanist and STUPIDIST thing that someone did to me was kick me becuase i artillery-ed an admin, i got kicked for 'pissing him off', yes those were his words
hilltop2bit
Member
+9|6820|Doctor Evils Lair, Near You!

MURcarnage wrote:

kill-revive-kill-revive-kill-revive-kill-revive-kill-revive...

...to a good friend of mine

it was justified! he *almost ran me over in a plane...

*Using it loosely.
That sounds great i will get a mate to become buddy and perhaps TK him just to get a reaction? I feel rather bad about these bad BF2 thoughts...........JAM HILLTOP2BIT
KtotheIMMY
Member
+513|7007
I haven't really been that mean... I think I called someone a douche once... but only because he called me a bad name
^*AlphA*^
F*ckers
+3,135|6982|The Hague, Netherlands

KtotheIMMY wrote:

I haven't really been that mean... I think I called someone a douche once... but only because he called me a bad name
you called me a dork ones, still having a trauma !
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KtotheIMMY
Member
+513|7007

^*AlphA*^ wrote:

you called me a dork ones, still having a trauma !
*huggles* ^*AlphA*^ I'm sorry for all the suffering I caused you!
^*AlphA*^
F*ckers
+3,135|6982|The Hague, Netherlands

Never been the same.............1 week in a clinic...first time ever someone called me a dork, very emotional

JUST JOKING KIMMY
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TerrorisT²
Melbourne Shuffler
+214|6869|Gold Coast, Australia
I did this today, well it didnt ruin his day, but it made him angry...

It was a quiet round on Sharqi, so I get the Havok and fly around to get some kills (duh). And the commander jumps in...

So, I take off, go get some kills, I got more kills with the rockets than the gunner (stealing them).

So, he calls me a noob and i just ignore it by spamming Negative, Since he was commander, he was meant to tell me where most of the enemy is so we can rape them all. So I'm flying around EVERY enemy flag for a sign of life and nothing...

So he yells out "WTF ARE YOU DOING YOU IDIOT"

--My Response--

Flip the chopper, bail and watch him crash, get into my clan mates car and get a gold star by doubling the score of the guy that got silver.
comet241
Member
+164|7008|Normal, IL
me and a friend were waiting for a chopper to respawn on op smokescreen. a third guy walks up. when it spawns, i find myself in the pilot seat and the third unknown in the gunner seat. i kindly explain that i would like my friend to gun as he is on teamspeak with me, and we have been waiting for the chopper.

he reponds: no hablo english

now im pissed. I bring the chopper up about 25 meters, flip it upside down and bail, pulling the chute, he dies in the explosion and the best part was as i safely land the second chopper spawned and me and my friend hopped in it and flew away. He spent the rest of the round trying to tk us but never succeeded

I normally would have just flown with him, but pulling the "no hablo english" crap pissed me off.
skywalker107
Member
+2|6823
Playing Daqing oilfields and i am Spec ops. I sneak from the China airfield all the way to the US airfield on foot.  On the way there i keep seeing a guy being yelled at for TKing for the jets. So i get to the airfield and throw a few c4's on the one plane. I step back and hide. Here comes 2 guys jumping into the other plane. Behind them is the TKer with his C4 out. He runs right up to them and blows up the jet. Then turns and blows up the other jet. As he is running away i fire my G36 at him and he returns for a short gun fight. As i am standing over his dead body shooting my spare rounds into him his teammates coming running up and empty there guns into him while i am standing there. (They killed me after we got done dancing on the dude)So i grab a Jeep and head back to the Airfield and there is the TKer standing in the way of the jet  trying to take off. I take my jeep and run straight into him so his teammates (my enemy) could take off without a teamkill of there own. now the dude is pissed at me and changes teams to hunt me down. His first TK against me and he is booted by an admin.

I never laughed so hard in my life, nothing beats seeing an enemy run up to you only to fire rounds into the body of a dead teamkiller, before they kill you.
The_Mob_Returns
Member
+72|6965|Indianapolis, IN
I was bored as the MEC commander on Karkand so I started the cartillery rounds on the USMC commander.  The commander was a private and so when he spawned, because he was commander he would just stay in the same spot so I keep sending him vehicles.  I think by the end of the round I had killed him 16 times with the vodnik drop.  He was not a very happy person by the end of the round.
MURcarnage
CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL!
+86|6901|San Francisco, CA

MURcarnage wrote:

kill-revive-kill-revive-kill-revive-kill-revive-kill-revive...

...to a good friend of mine

it was justified! he *almost ran me over in a plane...

*Using it loosely.
ANOTHER time, (before they fixed the helicopter flying into outer space) some crotchpot kept TK/Damaging my friend and I, so I jumped in to the helicopter and the nutsack got in with me, so what did I do? I knew that for the Helo to go into space, it had to reach a certain elevation, so I stayed under that until we got over some water, bailed out and 'chuted and watched the helicopter with him in it crash in to sea.. I took some damage though *sniff*
howler_27
Member
+90|6931
My typical moves involve capping our commander in the back of the head.  If they are either doing a piss-poor job, or are running around in battle, it's pretty much instant death for them.  There are enough things going on where a team can do the job.  It makes no sense for a commander to be in the thick of it. 

Another nice touch is to toss a C4 right on the front windshield of the enemy aircraft.  It's funny as hell to see them hop in and instantly hop back out when they notice it.  If they are brave enough, I'll let them accelerate down the runway and turn them into a shooting star as soon as they lift off.  C4 on rotorblades of choppers is another fun way to smoke the enemy.
Kashmir
The J-10 is my J-10
+39|6937
me and my mate team-kill revived a 3 star general in a game Cu's it was the first general we seen. wonder if that breaks ROE
ddenholm67
DanForth Teh Pwnzer
+53|6800|Scotland
If i am sniping and im on the edge of a building. Some team mate will probably be sniping beside me, i take one look at him and if im feeling angry ill nudge him.

splat.
_NL_Lt.EngineerFox
Big Mouth Prick
+219|6774|Golf 1.8 GTI Wolfsburg Edition
Strike at Karkand July 18th 2006 12.48
A MEC Sniper was surrounded by a M1A2 and my HMMWV. I rammed the Sniper and then I hit reverse and the sniper bounced 4 meters back..Against the M1A2. Simultaniously shot the MEC Sniper, sending him sky high.
Pug
UR father's brother's nephew's former roommate
+652|6785|Texas - Bigger than France
I had a prob with a guy TK'ing me for a tank.  Oh well, no tank this round...so I went into town to fight on foot.  I saw him later in the round...His tank got shot out from under him, and then got killed.  So I revived him, waited for him to say  "Thanks", knifed him, teabagged him for a few seconds, revived him, knifed him, teabagged him for a few secs, and revived him.  Then he got me and screamed about it.  It was worth the kick.
Sgt. Sergio Bennet 3rd
Member
+169|6990|Mexico City
Cleansweep. USMC Side.
In a row, i got tked for the bomber. I respawn and i got tked for F-18. I respawn and i got tked for chopper !!!.... i went for an APC and decided to start killing everything on sight at the airfield. The MEC where nice not to bomb me while i was tking this bunch of bonobos.....
Lucky for me the server didnt have autokick and it crashed when i had like -80 points, LOL.

Last edited by Sgt. Sergio Bennet 3rd (2006-07-18 15:14:59)

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