JOJOBA
my penis itches
+18|7016|Columbus, OH
ive got a sort of progression of screenshots of something weird  that i saw when i had a connection problem...


https://img291.imageshack.us/img291/1272/screen008wg1.jpg

https://img66.imageshack.us/img66/4472/screen009ky8.jpg

https://img84.imageshack.us/img84/2644/screen010gg4.jpg

https://img66.imageshack.us/img66/8123/screen011uc8.jpg

https://img66.imageshack.us/img66/3986/screen012bf8.jpg

remember, dont drink and drive...   sip and steer

Last edited by JOJOBA (2006-07-16 21:56:09)

Cursed You
Member
+64|7071|Idaho
I got in a cartillery war with another commander.  We'd try to drop cars on each other.

My team got pissed but they were base raping, they really didnt need a UAV.
Axon
Jet Whore
+107|6980
I once bailed out a full black hawk, i opened my parachute and i see a jet that was going to kill me by flying trough me, the jet blows up and i'm still alive when it hit me.... omgwtfh4xlololol11!one

Last edited by Axon (2006-07-17 00:18:38)

eagles1106
Member
+269|7067|Marlton, New Jersey.

Cbass wrote:

Flying an F-35 and clipped my wingtip on a tree and did a complete 360 and kept flying. i was like  OMfg WtF !!!11!one!1
i did a 900 once and lived to tell the tale! No lie either   The first bf2 tony hawk eh!?!?
900 ftw.

Last edited by eagles1106 (2006-07-17 00:23:31)

eagles1106
Member
+269|7067|Marlton, New Jersey.

ExecutionerStyle wrote:

I blew up something with a TV missile then our chopper spontaneously exploded. I shit you not, we suddenly blew up:

Hurricane.CAD is no more
=ST6= sewermasta324 is no more
A UAV hit your chopper, when you randomly explode, its almost always because a circling UAV hit the chopper, happens to me all the time in a plane, ill be flying then will pull up and randomly explode
Madhadda1
Member
+270|7028|Cedar Rapids, Iowa
i flew under a blackhawk i had killed with a jet and cliped it with my tail wing (cant remeber what they call it) and was forced into a flip very quick i loved every second of it and i didnt even die
KVNY
Member
+25|7139|SoCal

eagles1106 wrote:

ExecutionerStyle wrote:

I blew up something with a TV missile then our chopper spontaneously exploded. I shit you not, we suddenly blew up:

Hurricane.CAD is no more
=ST6= sewermasta324 is no more
A UAV hit your chopper, when you randomly explode, its almost always because a circling UAV hit the chopper, happens to me all the time in a plane, ill be flying then will pull up and randomly explode
Yeah, that happeded to me today for the first time.  I saw a target, nosed over to bomb it and OH &$%@!!!! UAV!!!!! BOOOM!!!
Ottomania
Troll has returned.
+62|7004|Istanbul-Turkey
I was walking around in hangar at iron gator. suddenly I got teleported to deck and an empty apache was near me
Ty
Mass Media Casualty
+2,401|7257|Noizyland

I jumped out of a moving Humvee as it exploded. The result was that I was waist-deep in the ground. My crosshair had dissapeared, as had my weapon. I stayed like that for about fifteen seconds - I assumed I was dead. However after that fifteen seconds was up I "re-spawned" out of the ground, (same place not a spawn point.) and caried on my way, full health, and not having a death to show for it.

Weird indeed.
[Blinking eyes thing]
Steam: http://steamcommunity.com/id/tzyon
|SoW|BlackFire
C4 WHORE
+67|7200|Colorado

Tyferra wrote:

I jumped out of a moving Humvee as it exploded. The result was that I was waist-deep in the ground. My crosshair had dissapeared, as had my weapon. I stayed like that for about fifteen seconds - I assumed I was dead. However after that fifteen seconds was up I "re-spawned" out of the ground, (same place not a spawn point.) and caried on my way, full health, and not having a death to show for it.

Weird indeed.
Haha, same here.

It was on Karkand, near the Suburb.

Totally weird.
=JoD=Corithus
Member
+30|7041
Hopped out of a dpv on Kubra to kill a sniper heading for a crane, fired off a full clip of G3 an hit nothing, so I ran at my dpv, pushed it down the hill an squashed him.  No points for the kill, but funny as hell.
Coot11M
Member
+7|7149
1 single lone artillery shell on top of my head.
c0rce
Member
+11|7051
Yesterday I was MEC on Iron Gator, got in transport heli as pilot, filled with troops, flew around the ship and the platform was up, so flew into the ship, but got stuck half way. As soon as I realised I told everyone to bail out, but they were too slow, some bastard on the other team pressed the button, platform slowly came down, crushed the heli, exploded and 7 kills for the guy who pressed it
Shem
sɥǝɯ
+152|7010|London (At Heart)

I was running around on ghost town, and my character just decided to jump into the air as if there was 10 C4 beneath him, however there was no explosion I just... rocketed into the air, came down with a chute and continued fighting... kinda freaked me out a bit.
ToXiC888
Cal players > BF2s
+40|7068|Columbus,Ohio-THE Ohio State U
While in a J-10 on wake, a missile from the essex hit me and killed me while I was in the cockpit without dealing the actual plane any damage.
kn0ckahh
Member
+98|7221|netherlands, sweet lake city
the oddest thing:      I see some chopper  I fire my TV missle   ... The TV missle goes trough the chopper....
theres a team mate in a plane also trieing to kill him.... my TV missle hits the friendly plane.... the plane wreckage flys on and hits the chopper i tried to shoot...... 2 kills and 1 TK and i fell of my chair
-Solv3r-
Heia den som vinner!
+115|7040|Oslo, Norway

|SoW|BlackFire wrote:

ExecutionerStyle wrote:

I blew up something with a TV missile then our chopper spontaneously exploded. I shit you not, we suddenly blew up:

Hurricane.CAD is no more
=ST6= sewermasta324 is no more
That happened to me on Kubra Dam yesterday.

Flying, then all of a sudden, exploding chopper, and said both me & my gunner were dead.
I think you guys got a vehichle drop in your head, happens to me all the time..
s()mtingWong
Member
+48|7176
-One of my teamate was in need of a med pack and as i ran and catched him i got close and threw a med pack at his body and he died instantly.

-Riding my vodnik along side square flag in karkand and my left front and rear tire seem to have sunk into the street.

-Was in the house at gatehouse in map karkand and artillery kills me while in the house trying to capture flag.

-I threw a med pack to fellow teamate and it stalled then outpops 3 med packs all at once(think it was by lag).

-Flying full speed with vodnik over planted mines setting it off and taking quarter of my vehicle life away but still driving away.

- Was running thru artillery and as soon as the last artillery shell landed a support shot me with one bullet and i flew thru the air as if i got hit from a late reaction artillery shell.

- I spawned on mec in gulf of oman and there was a enemy uav flying low hovering like 2ft above the jet runway.

- Was riding a boat in operation clean sweap(USMC) and as i got out i died for some unkown reason.

- I to had those when riding in a jet and banged an object sending your jet spinning but not killing you instantly.

- I have set a claymore close were i was sniping and an enemy walks pass it and tried to knife me so i start shooting him with my pistol and as where fighting the claymore finally thinks its time to go off and boom! me and him is dead?.

You can kill me countless times or teabag me it makes me laugh even harder but when sh!t like this happens then i start getting really pissed, because it could anything from lag, connection, or just bugs. I think if im gonna die i would rather die fighting instead of silly sh!t like this.
eusgen
Nugget
+402|7275|Jupiter
I was so tired i fell asleep while i was flying a chopper.
~Smokey~
Steve Irwin Reincarnate
+396|7021|Internetfitlerland

I was on the US team at cleensweep a few weeks ago in a full blackhawk headed for the MEC airfield at the start of the round.  We climbed real high, and i saw the MEC arty, and thought 'might as well go blow it up, these guys have it covered.  So i bail out, and pulled my shute right after i pressed E to exit, and blew up the entire chopper. 

What i think happened was when i pulled my chute, it hit the chopper causing it to blow up.  I was kicked about 15 seconds later.

Edit: +1 Wong, made me laugh

Last edited by ~Smokey~ (2006-07-17 03:04:16)

Sydney
2λчиэλ
+783|7326|Reykjavík, Iceland.
Playing Iron Gator, using the Phalanx CIWS to mutilate boats chopper and APCs a Eryx missile suddently came flying out of nowhere and hit me right on,

I WAS PIXEL KILLED LOL!
MonroStrongrod
Member
+4|7089|Sacramento, California
Weirdest thing... While playing on Daqing oil fields as the USMC, I was flying in the F-18, my clan-mate was in the F-15 trying to shoot down the plane on my tail.. he failed, I was shot down and ejected, opened my shoot and as the F-15 flew by i hit the enter key and got in the gunner seat. We shot a few things and he dropped me off at the base, where I climbed into a brand new F-18, weird stuff.
|SoW|BlackFire
C4 WHORE
+67|7200|Colorado

~Smokey~ wrote:

I was on the US team at cleensweep a few weeks ago in a full blackhawk headed for the MEC airfield at the start of the round.  We climbed real high, and i saw the MEC arty, and thought 'might as well go blow it up, these guys have it covered.  So i bail out, and pulled my shute right after i pressed E to exit, and blew up the entire chopper. 

What i think happened was when i pulled my chute, it hit the chopper causing it to blow up.  I was kicked about 15 seconds later.

Edit: +1 Wong, made me laugh
Haha, that had to have sucked.

I once spawned in on Warlord, SAS, into the the Parachuting spawn, and a teammate landed on my in mid-air, teamkilling me instantly.
Nemesis-SBS-
Member
+9|7321|6,000 ft & falling......weeeee
oddest thing was every time i spoke on teamspeak, was to get booted from my squad.  i used insert to speak but then realised that the insert button creates a squad thus booting me from my former squad...what a nub!!!!!!!!  creat a squad shortcut has now been deleted!!!
|SoW|BlackFire
C4 WHORE
+67|7200|Colorado
Lol.

Didn't know the shorcut for it.
That would have been a little odd to me too. lol.

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