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Ssandstorm
Member
+73|6117|Perth, Western Australia
When I wake up in the morning
And everything is blue
There is one thing I turn to
One thing that gets me through the day
Claymore I love you

Your the very air I breathe
So please don't ever leave
One claymore in each pocket
Is all a sniper needs

Rifle? Pistol? Knife?
Why are they even there?
When super uber death mine
Can make the enemy despair

Your like a natural aphrodisiac
Better than oysters and chocolate combined
Give old men some claymores
And see the viagra industry decline

I'll spam claymores till the round ends
Then I'll do it all again
Nothing makes me happier
Than killing noobs with claymores

Spamming claymores is the only way
The correct way to be a sniper
Anyone that uses the rifle
Is a complete and utter fool

When i wake up in the morning
And everything is blue
There is one thing that I turn to
One thing that gets me through the day
Claymore I will always love you

-I hope u all enjoy the song, it comes from the heart, and please support me in my quest to achieve 10000 claymore kills, ciao Ssandstorm
Longbow
Member
+163|6029|Odessa, Ukraine
Skilless n00b.

Last edited by Longbow (2006-07-05 05:30:12)

Drexor
Member
+33|5995|Denmark
hahahaha nice song..

1+
Gamematt
Stocking ur medpacks
+135|6044|Groningen, The Netherlands
yes, you really are a claymore spammer
nieker
THE FLYING DUTCH PENGUIN, THE NINTENDO PENGUIN
+191|6009|The Netherlands
Lol
Edit: here you have the APC song http://media.putfile.com/The-APC-Song

Last edited by niekjejeje (2006-07-05 05:32:12)

Krappyappy
'twice cooked beef!'
+111|6202
should go in the poetry thread.
Ssandstorm
Member
+73|6117|Perth, Western Australia

Longbow wrote:

Skilless n00b.
my claymores will own u long time, me so horny when i kill u with claymores baby
']['error
Banned
+630|6026|The Netherlands

Ssandstorm wrote:

Longbow wrote:

Skilless n00b.
my claymores will own u long time, me so horny when i kill u with claymores baby
https://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a89/DarthSlar/rly.jpg
Longbow
Member
+163|6029|Odessa, Ukraine

Ssandstorm wrote:

Longbow wrote:

Skilless n00b.
my claymores will own u long time, me so horny when i kill u with claymores baby
When you will be satisfied enough with your cheap kills and will start fighting like a man with a gun - then I'll have something to tell you .
Anyways , it's fine that claymores have some time before activation , so I mostly always kill such idiots like you before your gaymores activates .

again , you're skilless n00b .
Ssandstorm
Member
+73|6117|Perth, Western Australia

Longbow wrote:

Ssandstorm wrote:

Longbow wrote:

Skilless n00b.
my claymores will own u long time, me so horny when i kill u with claymores baby
When you will be satisfied enough with your cheap kills and will start fight like a man with a gun - then I'll have something to tell you .
It's fine that claymores have some time before activation , so I mostly always kill such idiots like you before your gaymores activates .

again , you're skilless n00b .
any moron that trys to claymore like me will end up with a negative score due to multiple teamkills, i run straight at a bunch of enemy soldiers, how is that not being a man? Im suicidal in my efforts to get kills, and a lot of the time i get away with it because fortune favours the brave

Thanks for playing

Last edited by Ssandstorm (2006-07-05 05:43:45)

JaM3z
Banned
+311|6092
annnd i thought it was a good song.

Nothing like running around karkand just to have a gaymore go off in your face, and its been like put into the middle of the road, yeah whats up with that? claymores in the most random places ive ever seen. starting to piss me off a bit now.
KnowMeByTrailOfDead
Jackass of all Trades
+62|6063|Dayton, Ohio

Ssandstorm wrote:

Longbow wrote:

Ssandstorm wrote:


my claymores will own u long time, me so horny when i kill u with claymores baby
When you will be satisfied enough with your cheap kills and will start fight like a man with a gun - then I'll have something to tell you .
It's fine that claymores have some time before activation , so I mostly always kill such idiots like you before your gaymores activates .

again , you're skilless n00b .
any moron that trys to claymore like me will end up with a negative score due to multiple teamkills, i run straight at a bunch of enemy soldiers, how is that not being a man? Im suicidal in my efforts to get kills, and a lot of the time i get away with it because fortune favours the brave

Thanks for playing
I used the ATV suicide tactic on warlord.  Best is got me was a 5 man squad getting ready to attack the Palace, raced in charged and dropped my Clays, 5 kills 10 points, all worth it.
Ssandstorm
Member
+73|6117|Perth, Western Australia

JaM3z wrote:

annnd i thought it was a good song.

Nothing like running around karkand just to have a gaymore go off in your face, and its been like put into the middle of the road, yeah whats up with that? claymores in the most random places ive ever seen. starting to piss me off a bit now.
yeah thats a good tactic, ill be posting my guide to claymore spamming sometime in the future
Poet
Meatbag.
+65|5949|Where I don't know where I am.
heh, Gaymore.  That's so funny.

Anyway, you get +1 for the effort, but -1 for the lack of rhyming/scanning.  So let's call it equal. 
Bozaloshtsh
Не пытай
+39|5889|51:33:24N 01:47:03W
Liked the prose dude
Ssandstorm
Member
+73|6117|Perth, Western Australia

Poet wrote:

heh, Gaymore.  That's so funny.

Anyway, you get +1 for the effort, but -1 for the lack of rhyming/scanning.  So let's call it equal. 
haha smart arse it took but 5 minutes to write and i didn't even edit it so forgive me if it isn't Shakespeare

im waiting for the so called "sniper community" to comment on my song, cause claymore spamming really is the true way to use the sniper kit, the rifle itself is just for show

Last edited by Ssandstorm (2006-07-05 08:09:31)

Ssandstorm
Member
+73|6117|Perth, Western Australia

Battlefield2Player wrote:

Gaywhores is what I call them.

Anyways, nice song...
thanx man, and im only a gaywhore cause i need the money to pay my college tuition
explosivo
Banned
+262|6025
prostitutes give blow jobs for money :p
S.Greendyk
Member
+7|5891|The Netherlands
https://www.uncledirtae.com/blog/images/bunny.jpg
lord_tyler_486
Member
+54|6134|Upper Franconia
I want that bunny


  @d00d who made this thread: what about adding some accords and stuff ?
bennisboy
Member
+829|6028|Poundland
I thought only two claymores could be placed before disappearing?
lord_tyler_486
Member
+54|6134|Upper Franconia
OMG that doesn't matter because this is just a SONG don't take anything too serious k ?
Ssandstorm
Member
+73|6117|Perth, Western Australia

bennisboy wrote:

I thought only two claymores could be placed before disappearing?
thats true thats y u place 2 down pick up ammo, wait for the first lot to go off and then put another 2 down
Drunken_Tankdriver
Member
+81|6034
Woah, you and that song just took claymore spamming to an all new low. Congrats!
https://miniprofile.xfire.com/bg/sh/type/2/acebigmack.png
Cpt.KillerToy12
Be Very... Very Quite... We're Hunting Rabbits
+29|6038|U.S.A
someone make a music video of it

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