Jay
Bork! Bork! Bork!
+2,006|5350|London, England
Xañax: For Hispanic attacks.
"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat
KuSTaV
noice
+947|6503|Gold Coast
How do you get a gay to fuck a woman?

Spoiler (highlight to read):
Shit in her cunt
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HITNRUNXX
Member
+220|6701|Oklahoma City

KuSTaV wrote:

How do you get a gay to fuck a woman?

Spoiler (highlight to read):
Shit in her cunt
OMG ROFL
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|6665|Cardiff, Capital of Wales
Why did the seamen cross the road?

It was my first wank in nearly 2 weeks.
Jay
Bork! Bork! Bork!
+2,006|5350|London, England
A pastor, a doctor and an engineer wait for a particularly slow group of golfers. The engineer fumes, "What's with these guys? We've been waiting for 15 minutes!"

The pastor says, "Hey, here comes the groundskeeper. Let's have a word with him."

"Say, George, what's with that group ahead of us? They're rather slow, aren't they?" the doctor asks.

The groundskeeper tells them that the other golfers are a group of blind firefighters who lost their sight saving the clubhouse from a fire and that they come and play for free whenever they want.

The group is silent for a moment.

The pastor says, "That's so sad. I will say a special prayer for them tonight."

The doctor says, "Good idea. I'm going to contact my ophthalmologist buddy and see if there's anything he can do for them."

The engineer says, "Why can't these guys play at night?"
"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat
uziq
Member
+492|3444
SuperJail Warden
Gone Forever
+635|3711
What do you get when you cross a mentally ill loner with a society that abandons him and treats him like trash?

Spoiler (highlight to read):
https://youtu.be/l01g9BHjUE8
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uziq
Member
+492|3444
love that jay dug up a thread that is 8 years old so he could relate a joke that reflects on his profession.

who is meant to be calling whom insecure here again?
Jay
Bork! Bork! Bork!
+2,006|5350|London, England

uziq wrote:

love that jay dug up a thread that is 8 years old so he could relate a joke that reflects on his profession.

who is meant to be calling whom insecure here again?
Popped up in my facebook feed this morning. I chuckled
"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat
SuperJail Warden
Gone Forever
+635|3711
Remember when bf2s had a Facebook button?
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Jay
Bork! Bork! Bork!
+2,006|5350|London, England
It did?
"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat
SuperJail Warden
Gone Forever
+635|3711
For a very brief moment there was a post to Facebook button at the bottom right of the page when threads were open.
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Jay
Bork! Bork! Bork!
+2,006|5350|London, England
This site had so much potential!
"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat
uziq
Member
+492|3444
those buttons got rolled out at the same time as similar ones were introduced on porn sites, listicle sites, everywhere really.

it was a very risky time.

nowadays facebook is pretty much only the equivalent of unwanted linked/spam content.
SuperJail Warden
Gone Forever
+635|3711
I like Facebook. It is a good way to keep relationships on the back burner.
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Dilbert_X
The X stands for
+1,810|6097|eXtreme to the maX
A pastor, a doctor and an engineer are to be executed by guillotine.

The pastor says "I want to face down, so I can pray as I die"
The rope is pulled and the blade releases but jams half way down, so the pastor is released.

The doctor says "I want to lie on my side, so I the last thing I see will be my wife"
The rope is pulled and the blade releases but jams half way down, so the doctor is released.

The engineer says "I want to look up, so I can work out whats wrong with this thing, Oh look, there's a splinter stopping the travel, you can just pull it out and it should work fine"
Русский военный корабль, иди на хуй!
SuperJail Warden
Gone Forever
+635|3711
Engineers lack survival instinct
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uziq
Member
+492|3444
which is just as well because no one wants to sleep with them. a perfectly adapted organism.
SuperJail Warden
Gone Forever
+635|3711
Seinfeld just released a comedy special on Netflix.
https://wompampsupport.azureedge.net/fetchimage?siteId=7575&v=2&jpgQuality=100&width=700&url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.kym-cdn.com%2Fentries%2Ficons%2Ffacebook%2F000%2F000%2F021%2Frelevant-to-my-interests.jpg
Seinfeld makes up a third of the triumvirate of my favorite comedians.
If anyone can guess the other two I will give karma.
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uziq
Member
+492|3444
dane cook and carlos mencia, it's obvious.
SuperJail Warden
Gone Forever
+635|3711

uziq wrote:

dane cook and carlos mencia, it's obvious.
I am sorry that is not correct. Thank you for playing though.
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RTHKI
mmmf mmmf mmmf
+1,736|6729|Oxferd Ohire
Ray Romano
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SuperJail Warden
Gone Forever
+635|3711

RTHKI wrote:

Ray Romano
No. Thank you for playing too. Feel free to put in another quarter and try again.

Hint: One of them leans into pot head comedy.
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DesertFox-
The very model of a modern major general
+794|6676|United States of America
I would guess one of them is Bill Burr.
uziq
Member
+492|3444
macbeth likes louis CK. he doesn't see anything wrong with jerking off in front of women.

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