If a quiz is quizzical, what's a test?
I know, I am so mature.
I know, I am so mature.
What did the apple say to the rhino? MASHED POTATOES! :LOL:
FAIL SMILEeaglecorps wrote:
What did the apple say to the rhino? MASHED POTATOES! :LOL:
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Two men walked into a bar.
Ouch.
Ouch.
omg no wai gtfoBert10099 wrote:
Two men walked into a bar.
Ouch.
There was a plane, and on board were Americans, Mexicans, French and British people. Suddenly, the plane encountered trouble, and started losing altitude.
The pilot yells, "We need to loose some weight! Throw out all your luggage!" So everyone throws out their luggage. Unfortunately, this doesn't help.
So the pilot says, "Throw out all that chairs!" So all the chairs on the plane are thrown out. Still, this isn't enough to keep the plane from losing altitude.
The pilot says, "That's not enough! Some people are going to have to jump out!"
Willing to jump to save everyone else, the British volunteer. They yell "God save the Queen!" and jump.
This isn't enough, so the French volunteer next. They yell "Viva la France!" and jump.
Still, this isn't enough. So the Americans volunteer, yell, "Remember the Alamo!" and throw out the Mexicans.
The pilot yells, "We need to loose some weight! Throw out all your luggage!" So everyone throws out their luggage. Unfortunately, this doesn't help.
So the pilot says, "Throw out all that chairs!" So all the chairs on the plane are thrown out. Still, this isn't enough to keep the plane from losing altitude.
The pilot says, "That's not enough! Some people are going to have to jump out!"
Willing to jump to save everyone else, the British volunteer. They yell "God save the Queen!" and jump.
This isn't enough, so the French volunteer next. They yell "Viva la France!" and jump.
Still, this isn't enough. So the Americans volunteer, yell, "Remember the Alamo!" and throw out the Mexicans.
Police are interviewing Shannon Matthew's mother. It is not regarding her daughter, but how she managed to get 5 different guys to shag her in the first place!
epic loltheDude5B wrote:
Police are interviewing Shannon Matthew's mother. It is not regarding her daughter, but how she managed to get 5 different guys to shag her in the first place!
What's got more brains than Kurt Cobain?
Spoiler (highlight to read):
The wall behind him
Spoiler (highlight to read):
The wall behind him
Did you know Kurt Cobain had blue eyes?mtb0minime wrote:
What's got more brains than Kurt Cobain?
Spoiler (highlight to read):
The wall behind him
One blue left and one Blue Right.
Yo girl's like chips...
Spoiler (highlight to read):
cuz now she's nachos
Spoiler (highlight to read):
cuz now she's nachos
dauntless is straight
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A bicycle cannot stand alone
It's two-tired
It's two-tired
Knock knock.
Who's there?
vuvuzela.
Vuvuzela who?
Spoiler (highlight to read):
BBBBBBBBBBBBBZZZZZZZZBZBZBZZZZZZZZZZZZBZZZZZZZZZZZZZZBZZZZZZZZZZZZ
Who's there?
vuvuzela.
Vuvuzela who?
Spoiler (highlight to read):
BBBBBBBBBBBBBZZZZZZZZBZBZBZZZZZZZZZZZZBZZZZZZZZZZZZZZBZZZZZZZZZZZZ
g1c
'Yo mate, I had sex with a girl last night!'
'That's great, did you wear protection?'
'Sure did, took my balaclava.'
'That's great, did you wear protection?'
'Sure did, took my balaclava.'
what do you call a penguin in the desert?
lost
lost
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Whats small, blue, and doesn't fit anymore?
Spoiler (highlight to read):
The epileptic toddler I just strangled.
Spoiler (highlight to read):
The epileptic toddler I just strangled.
Off to shoot a copper then hide in the woods, because that's how I Raoul.
'David Blaine was reportedly upset yesterday upon learning that his record of doing nothing in a box was broken by Wayne Rooney.'
* for 42 daysM.O.A.B wrote:
'David Blaine was reportedly upset yesterday upon learning that his record of doing nothing in a box was broken by Wayne Rooney.'
I bought 8 legs of Venison yesterday for £200.
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Is that too dear?
Spoiler (highlight to read):
Is that too dear?
Boom Boom!Buckles wrote:
I bought 8 legs of Venison yesterday for £200.
Spoiler (highlight to read):
Is that too dear?
lol l liked that one
A woman successfully gives birth after several hours of labor. The doctor takes the baby and leaves the room to perform some tests. Several minutes later, the doctor returns with the baby in his arms and then suddenly begins to punch it, kick it, throw it about the room and slam it against an adjacent wall. The woman screams, "OH MY GOD WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO MY BABY?!" To which the doctor replies, "April Fool's! It was already dead!"