Afrika_18
Member
+26|6513
Sometimes I like to go on the demo and be a serious smacktard.  My favorite thing to do after I kill an opponent is teabag and then type:

Smell that bitch?

That's my spore................................................pwnt.

This never ceases to piss people off and that makes it even funnier.  I also like to threaten retaliation if I'm killed

I's comin' t' fu' U up bitz!!

Gon' make U my ho bitz!!

Does anybody else do anything similar?

I also like to go to the airfield on Oman and run over the plane campers.  Once I was driving an apc and I chased a guy up the hill with it, and then down around the radar station, maneuvering between the wall, the building and the station....and I actually got the guy.  I never laughed so hard in my life.  I swear, I nearly peed.
mr.widdim
The Second Apostle Of Chuy
+78|6675|Flaming_Maniac = pwnd.

Lol, most times no one is a team player and no one reads the chat anyway.
LT.Victim
Member
+1,175|6533|British Columbia, Canada
One i was in a tank at the Airfield Flag on Wake island. I spotted a troop under the cover area by the flag and stuck my barrel right in his face but didn't move it. I made sure he knew i saw him and he didn't move.. I waited about 20 seconds, then blew his ass up. That was the funniest shit ever
Todd_Angelo
Leukocyte
+336|6598|Warlord
Taunting can be tactical.

I'll often compliment a sniper that got me and then warn them I'm going to get them for it. At the least you've wasted nothing and you might throw off their game just a little.

If someone is being a real smacktard I'll often give them a lot of grief but I can type really quickly and you'd be surprised the number of times you can make someone forget the game and get killed because they're typing a response (even sometimes, when you're very lucky, you'll get the kill yourself ).
elmo1337
Banned
+186|6530|The real world
All the time:

Stop trying I own you anyway

(keeps taking off with chopper)

Haha fag
BolvisOculus
Spagett!
+167|6590|Manitowoc, WI
ok elmo, i'v been meaning to ask you something, this may sound like a nub question but WHAT THE HELL IS 5555+++
.:ronin:.|Patton
Respekct dad i love u always
+946|6780|Marathon, Florida Keys
yes i love getting ppl fired up and saying they are going to beat me, only to get owned. Taunting ftw.
https://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g117/patton1337/stats.jpg
King_County_Downy
shitfaced
+2,791|6568|Seattle

5's all the way. "Smell that bitch?" LMAO!!!
Sober enough to know what I'm doing, drunk enough to really enjoy doing it
elmo1337
Banned
+186|6530|The real world

BolvisOculus wrote:

ok elmo, i'v been meaning to ask you something, this may sound like a nub question but WHAT THE HELL IS 5555+++
hahah, dont u know? *teabags*
dontfeedthenerd
Member
+38|6518
I think the only time I taunt is when I snipe a heli-whore out of his heli.

He thinks he's all safe..... soaring through the air...

One well placed, helluva lucky shot later, he's back on the heli-pad tking everybody out of his way.
TimothyClaypole
Member
+2|6614
Two guys on a French Karkand server.  Saying my name was gay etc. 

One of them killed me so I came back with the M24, killed them both twice then said "Third time lucky?".   

Got them again but they bailed at the end of the round. :p
Cbass
Kick His Ass!
+371|6665|Howell, Mi USA
Ill do it if someone talks shit first, then i make it my personal mission to hunt him and him only for the rest of the game or until they leave.
https://bf3s.com/sigs/bb53a522780eff5b30ba3252d44932cc2f5b8c4f.png
Digital Aura
Git R Dun
+18|6632|Ontario, Canada
Actually a good taunting can not only make for a good laugh but it can up the anty in the competition between certain players. It works better if they don't just think your being a smacktard mouthpiece....try complementing them on a nice shot or a good play and you can usually make some pretty good online friends that way.
I remember someone called me a spawn camper when I was runnin' around the USMC base in Karkand C4in' the UAV etc, and so I responded that I was not spawn campin if I was "Spec Ops". I may have added, "come stop me then, foo!"
Before he spawned there I put C4 on the APC sittin there so when he jumped in to come get me KABOOM!... he was really angry then and when he spawned in again I was outta C4. He got me fair and square with a nice sniper shot to the head and so I gave him his props and we were at it the rest of the evening. Needless to say, we started off on the wrong foot with each other, but by night's end we were comrades on opposing teams!
Barney_T_Dinosaur
Time to Die Kids!
+41|6631
I prefer taunting people who continually scream hacker at people/ those who winge. 

If someone calls me a hacker (rarely lol) i take it as a compliment and then proceed to rip the shit out of them, calling them a sore loser really makes guys crazy, esp if you've just taken their whole clan squad of captain ranks out with an AK 101 and typed "unlucky, try harder next time".  More hilarious if they are a high rank and get really pissed lmao
Towelly
It's A State Of Mind
+399|6561|Your attic
Running headshots and the like normally get a "sit down boy"
If I'm playing with people I know (as several have found out) I get a bit more talkative
Wasder
Resident Emo Hater
+139|6646|Moscow, Russia
Taunt? I prefer to cheer people up lol. Yesterday I killed one poor guy 8 times in a row, the last time with a knife. And I actually said: "Sry to kill you so many times, don't be upset".
<KoS>z3ro
Member
+8|6501|Melbourne, Florida
Naaah
tahadar
Sniper!!
+183|6709|Pakistan/England

Wasder wrote:

Taunt? I prefer to cheer people up lol. Yesterday I killed one poor guy 8 times in a row, the last time with a knife. And I actually said: "Sry to kill you so many times, don't be upset".
rofl. i taunt guys when i kill them as they are on their way to baserape uncaps. that shit pisses me off, so i make sure i piss them off
Zeon.
l33t sp33k Specialist
+159|6528|Behind j00OMFG HAX, Bristol UK
Me and Elmo we're crouching up and down on enemies heads at the Melee only session.

Last edited by Zeon. (2006-06-14 14:57:09)

{CN}420
Member
+30|6648
Only if they taunt first. A clanmate and myself were having chopper wars with another clan on a pub. For some reason they kept saying late after spawn camping the tv station and killing us in the chopper. So we finally got up after the commander dropped a vehicle on the chopper. We didn't blow it up and owned the incoming chopper with the vodnik. So anyway, we started saying late, and we said it alot more than them. Fun times.
seymorebutts443
Ready for combat
+211|6566|Belchertown Massachusetts, USA
i do a subtle taunt, like when im behind the fence at the train tracks on karkand and theres and enemy apc on the other side and an ally laid at mines so he cant cross, ill do stuff like make my guy dance around and taunt him that way that way he gets enraged and runs over the mines
acidkiller187
Member
+123|6601
I normaly piss of allot of people but then i get kicked witch is alright cause than i can go smoke a joint and look for another server o yea and train to be a ninja

Last edited by acidkiller187 (2006-06-12 15:33:08)

terrafirma
Press 1 to Kill
+81|6625|Westminster, Colorado

elmo1337 wrote:

BolvisOculus wrote:

ok elmo, i'v been meaning to ask you something, this may sound like a nub question but WHAT THE HELL IS 5555+++
hahah, dont u know? *teabags*

Zeon. wrote:

Me and Elmo we're crouching up and down at the Melee only session.

...and isn't 55555+++ elmo's l33t vid?

I've flew with him and I now feel embarrassed about my TV missile skills.
Correct me if I am wrong, but I believe the 555555555 originated with Coolbeano's thread about the server he plays on.  You will see reference to the 5's in the pic below. 

Thus the 5's revolution began.

http://forums.bf2s.com/viewtopic.php?id=28684

https://www.totalirrelevance.zeeblo.com/otherfiles/BF2/noobs/wewin.JPG
alpinestar
Member
+304|6567|New York City baby.
my favorite macro teabag macro oh yeahh.
shadow18alpha
I attend BF2 Anonymous Meetings
+129|6646|Warlord/Bellevue,WA
Yeah I talk alot of shit,been doing it since 99 when CS 7 was out.I used to taunt my roommate all the time when we would be playing over a LAN with a few other people.He'd win some and I'd win some.It's just how I am,dont take it personally though because in the end it's just a game.

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