pistol....Zeon. wrote:
1- Baserape ftw lol
Your clip runs down in a blazing 1 on 1
Do you pull out your
1-Pistol
2-Knife
3-Nades
4-Penis
Penis for sure...Zeon. wrote:
1- Baserape ftw lol
Your clip runs down in a blazing 1 on 1
Do you pull out your
1-Pistol
2-Knife
3-Nades
4-Penis
WHo wouldn't pull there pistol out?
knife
If your in a chopper as a gunner and your cowerdly pilot bails, do you
A) Don't notice untill you crash
B) Bail to
C) Try to save the chopper
D) just shoot hoping to take one man out before you crash
If your in a chopper as a gunner and your cowerdly pilot bails, do you
A) Don't notice untill you crash
B) Bail to
C) Try to save the chopper
D) just shoot hoping to take one man out before you crash
A.
You're in an F-15 and you fly over a flag being capped by a single team mate. He is about to be attacked by an enemy APC backed up by a full squad.
Do you:
A. Wait until the team mate is dead and then bomb the flag (possibly missing out on a lot of juicy kills)
or
B. Do you get the TK but make sure the APC and accompanying squad are wiped out?
You're in an F-15 and you fly over a flag being capped by a single team mate. He is about to be attacked by an enemy APC backed up by a full squad.
Do you:
A. Wait until the team mate is dead and then bomb the flag (possibly missing out on a lot of juicy kills)
or
B. Do you get the TK but make sure the APC and accompanying squad are wiped out?
Last edited by Viper38 (2006-05-29 18:05:20)
Your a noobass sniper on a citymap walking around on alleyways, when you see a support gunner laying down facing the other way do you
1.Shoot him in the back of the head with your thunderstick
2.Pistol him
3.Knife him
4.Run up and right click a nade over his head, then run away.
5. Do what every fucking god damn retard sniper does: drop a claymore on his head, hoping one of those prong things on the bottom pierces his brain and paralyzes him, while you precede to rape him in the ass, unfortunately you get lit up by 10 of his freinds while doing all of this. This is also known as "Suicide snipering"
1.Shoot him in the back of the head with your thunderstick
2.Pistol him
3.Knife him
4.Run up and right click a nade over his head, then run away.
5. Do what every fucking god damn retard sniper does: drop a claymore on his head, hoping one of those prong things on the bottom pierces his brain and paralyzes him, while you precede to rape him in the ass, unfortunately you get lit up by 10 of his freinds while doing all of this. This is also known as "Suicide snipering"
charge with a knife ftw!
u take your medication today?Your a noobass sniper on a citymap walking around on alleyways, when you see a support gunner laying down facing the other way do you
1.Shoot him in the back of the head with your thunderstick
2.Pistol him
3.Knife him
4.Run up and right click a nade over his head, then run away.
5. Do what every fucking god damn retard sniper does: drop a claymore on his head, hoping one of those prong things on the bottom pierces his brain and paralyzes him, while you precede to rape him in the ass, unfortunately you get lit up by 10 of his freinds while doing all of this. This is also known as "Suicide snipering"
You're getting owned.
1. Leave
2. Continue to get owned
1. Leave
2. Continue to get owned
no stryyker i dident. i just h8 snipers cos i got claymored about 50 times on shaqi 1/2 a hour ago.
i see how it is... a personal war..:ronin:.|Patton wrote:
no stryyker i dident. i just h8 snipers cos i got claymored about 50 times on shaqi 1/2 a hour ago.
/sharpens machete
>:) bring it
takes FMJ rounds out of Colt.45 and puts in hollow point round.
takes FMJ rounds out of Colt.45 and puts in hollow point round.
Last edited by .:ronin:.|Patton (2006-05-29 18:50:06)
rapes your brain and eats your intestines..:ronin:.|Patton wrote:
> bring it
takes FMJ rounds out of Colt.45 and puts in hollow point round.
0_0
Leave.SysTray wrote:
You're getting owned.
1. Leave
2. Continue to get owned
Scenario: You are going for Expert Armor. You are 2 kills away when a friendly Jihad jeep goes awry and kills you. You spawn at the tank to see the jihad jeeper jumping in. There are 30 tickets left on the enemy team and they are bleeding.
Do you:
A. TK the tank and TK him again when he spawns to get your tank back and get the last two kills.
B. Wait and hope another tank spawns in time.
C. Let him go and try to get it another round.
A- defenatly, if you spend 400h in a tank you got the right to TK for that badge.Cougar wrote:
Leave.SysTray wrote:
You're getting owned.
1. Leave
2. Continue to get owned
Scenario: You are going for Expert Armor. You are 2 kills away when a friendly Jihad jeep goes awry and kills you. You spawn at the tank to see the jihad jeeper jumping in. There are 30 tickets left on the enemy team and they are bleeding.
Do you:
A. TK the tank and TK him again when he spawns to get your tank back and get the last two kills.
B. Wait and hope another tank spawns in time.
C. Let him go and try to get it another round.
give me negative karma
Agreed..:ronin:.|Patton wrote:
A- defenatly, if you spend 400h in a tank you got the right to TK for that badge.Cougar wrote:
Leave.SysTray wrote:
You're getting owned.
1. Leave
2. Continue to get owned
Scenario: You are going for Expert Armor. You are 2 kills away when a friendly Jihad jeep goes awry and kills you. You spawn at the tank to see the jihad jeeper jumping in. There are 30 tickets left on the enemy team and they are bleeding.
Do you:
A. TK the tank and TK him again when he spawns to get your tank back and get the last two kills.
B. Wait and hope another tank spawns in time.
C. Let him go and try to get it another round.
Fuck offnowbrdr123 wrote:
give me negative karma
Ok: When EA releases a new, fucked up patch, do you:
1. Quiet join the herd and download it?
2. Rave and rant about it but still download it?
3. Rave and rant and pull off your penis but still download it?
1
if u ever met polarbearz in a jetwhore do you:
1. bail out
2. try to kill him
3. just crash into him
if u ever met polarbearz in a jetwhore do you:
1. bail out
2. try to kill him
3. just crash into him
Polarbearz in a jetwhore?
Like, raping a jetwhore anally?
I'll leave him be.
Like, raping a jetwhore anally?
I'll leave him be.