You know your playing BF2 too much when..

2006-06-07 19:43:47

#51

Des.Kmal: Member; +917|6836|Atlanta, Georgia, USA

lol @ all of these.

When you think of setting out mines around the corner of roads when you go out for a ride.

Wish you could get in a turret on a reg car.

Wish you could TK someone for helicopter whoring and constantly press, K to talk to him on the message thing.

When you play it only for stats so you can rub it in a nameless 12 year old's face.

Last edited by Kmal1 (2006-06-07 19:44:04)

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2006-06-08 02:26:39

#52

DirtyMexican: I knife Generals; +278|6755|Search Whore killing fields

You get in a argue ment with your inlaws and you say "bitch ill drop a vodnik on you"

2006-06-08 02:35:57

#53

david363: Crotch fires and you: the untold story; +314|6957|Comber, Northern Ireland

when you are playing with an amazing sound card, with your speakers blaring....only to be pulled out of your house by a SWAT team

2006-06-08 02:40:50

#54

PspRpg-7: -; +961|6916

When you're talking, and you get a quick responce, and think "wow, when did TS become so fast?"

2006-06-08 02:41:29

#55

[RTC]invaderzim69: Member; +19|6774|newcastle australia

When you wonder if you are going to see five bombes falling after a jet flys over head.

When you imediatly look around in the sky every time you hear the faint sound of a chopper.

Saying Ten-four to your mother when she asks if you've lost your brother.

Screaming MEDIC! when after hurting yourself.

Look up a stair well before going up to see if someone has left a claymore there or someone is prone waiting to kill you.

2006-06-27 21:05:55

#56

23SKID00: Member; +5|6833|N.Y.C.

No 1 Gooner wrote:
when you are at the office and you go to the stockroom and get all the pens then throw them on the floor and say to your fellow workers "need ammo"?

OMFG!!! ahhhhh hahahahahaha excellent!!!

2006-06-27 21:08:38

#57

23SKID00: Member; +5|6833|N.Y.C.

yelling "frag out!" when using a public garbage can.

2006-06-27 21:10:20

#58

Zilla: Killa of threads; +122|6860|7th level of hell

Darth_Fleder wrote:
You sit at your computer at work and your fingers automatically assume the WASD position.

lol been there

2006-06-27 21:29:01

#59

TrollmeaT: Aspiring Objectivist; +492|6891|Colorado

When you look up for the 18th time too bombs falling right where you are destroying your previous death streak.
When your driving & you start looking for shortcuts off road.
When your going to purchase the real life weapons in battlefield just so you can take a pic with them & make it your sig.
When you start dreaming of 2142 or of sleep.

2006-06-27 21:40:25

#60

Amish_electrition22: Member; +9|6855|Minneapolis-MN

You daydream about that next promotion in school or the workplace.
You want a keyboard for your life.
You are actually up at 11:45 and on this forum.

2006-06-27 21:43:01

#61

Superslim: BF2s Frat Brother; +211|6910|Calgary

lol so many times I wished I could call on arty............lol

2006-06-27 21:44:06

#62

{BMF}*Frank_The_Tank: U.S. > Iran; +497|6796|Florida

R0lyP0ly wrote:
..when your friend crosses you up playing basketball, and you blame it on lag!

OR

..when you're arrested at the airport for trying to TK the pilot.

lmao trying to tk the pilot for the jet, very nice. I.O.U. +1, im all out lol

2006-06-28 12:53:04

#63

Mustang99: Member; +9|6742

I really do look for snipers sometimes.... but that doesnt come from BF2..... and when you are sitting in a foreign country on your host families only computer reading every single post in this thread......

2006-06-28 13:06:46

#64

TheEqualizer: Member; +6|6750|Maryland, USA

[CF]Snowytheman wrote:
When you must constantly resist the temptation to say "Roger that" or "Negative" to every request made of you at work....

I always want to say "Roger" at work. Also, when I hear thunder I think to myself, "Shot over".

2006-06-28 13:11:54

#65

TheFlipTop: Member; +28|6743

Darth_Fleder wrote:
You sit at your computer at work and your fingers automatically assume the WASD position.

I think this is one of the most 'real' things, I do exactly the same, sit at a keyboard ready to type and notice my fingers are on WASD and me hands on the mouse.

I see helicopters and start looking for an AA position.

2006-06-28 13:18:44

#66

R0lyP0ly: Member; +161|6872|USA

TheFlipTop wrote:
Darth_Fleder wrote:
You sit at your computer at work and your fingers automatically assume the WASD position.
I think this is one of the most 'real' things, I do exactly the same, sit at a keyboard ready to type and notice my fingers are on WASD and me hands on the mouse.

I see helicopters and start looking for an AA position.

lol, not ashamed to admit it, but i do the same thing

EDIT = the WASD, not the, umm.....AA thing. THats a bit strange. You may wanna have that looked at.

Last edited by R0lyP0ly (2006-06-28 13:22:36)

2006-06-28 13:31:58

#67

iNeedUrFace4Soup: fuck it; +348|6764

Back when I played Vice City I used to see motorcycles and suddenly get the urge to punch the person off of it and find a ramp to jump.

2006-06-28 13:40:16

#68

R0lyP0ly: Member; +161|6872|USA

^^^ Relevance is key to continued use of bf2 forums

2006-06-28 22:14:39

#69

Daz: Member; +14|6737|Somalia

Sad thing is this happens to me all the time.

I went to throw a grenade out the window at a nicely bunched group of kids, then I got all pissed off that its real life and I missed out on 4 kills.

Not to mention trying to spot aircraft.

Last edited by Daz (2006-06-28 22:16:16)

2006-06-29 05:58:07

#70

TheEqualizer: Member; +6|6750|Maryland, USA

This morning on my way to work I saw a really small aircraft in the sky and immediately I thought it was a UAV.

2006-06-29 23:28:54

#71

scottydnt1: Member; +-1|6927

When you turn down sex cos your playin BF2 you know you got issues.

2006-06-30 04:03:11

#72

BoomWav: Member; +3|6740|St-Esprit, Québec, Canada

Those are awesome guys. Here are mine:

- when you call your boss a plane whore.

- when your car suddenly stop working on the highway, you call your girlfriend and ask for a supply drop.

- when going fishing, you drive the boat in zig-zag to avoid tank shells.

- when you're jammed in traffic and think of suicide to respawn home.

- when you go make sky diving and open your parachute at 5 feet from land.

- when you lost your girlfriend in a mall, you call her with your cell and tell her to spawn on you.

- when at work, you press your TS key to talk to your team.

- when you don't slow down to pick up a friend.

- when a foreign flagpoles seems to be a good place for a picnic.

- when you alway look for foreign people near your country's flagpoles.

- when you think only good people can enter your car when you're in it.

- when there's a thief in your house, you try to prone to knife him.

- when you tell your girlfriend to use your rank when she talks to you.

- when arguing with your baseball coatch that you throw farther when jumping right before throwing.

Last edited by BoomWav (2006-06-30 04:06:37)

2006-06-30 05:24:23

#73

Bratwurstschnecke: Member; +77|6895|respawn screen

BoomWav wrote:
when you're jammed in traffic and think of suicide to respawn home.

+1

when you mine your car before fixing it

2006-06-30 05:49:03

#74

Kaosdad: Whisky Tango Foxtrot?; +201|6897|Broadlands, VA

A cop drops in behind you and you look for the flares key....

You sign all of your business e-mail and Jabber sessions "10-4"

2006-07-06 19:47:39

#75

KeeblerEOD: Member; +1|6912

david363 wrote:
when you are playing with an amazing sound card, with your speakers blaring....only to be pulled out of your house by a SWAT team

This actually happened back home where im from. Some guy had a really good sound system and was watching a movie with a lot of shooting in it. The neighbors called the cops. They came, surrounded the place with SWAT on scene. Just imagine the look on that dudes face when he found out what was going on.

When you see a damaged vehicle or you damage yours, you pull out your "magical wrench" and try to repair it.
Your neighbor's kid starts flying around a RC plane and you try to shoot it down.
You join the Navy just to get the chance to say "Enemy Boat Spotted"

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