I was wondering when some smurf would start a thread about me.
Hey I never said I would quit the game when I was reset. Stats are secondary for me....just something fun to look at every once in a while. I like to go for medals etc instead of pay attention to stats. I never really sit around and look at OTHERS stats...Id rather use that time playing.
IF I ever said I'd stop doing something it would be to post responses in this or any bf2 forum as it is always the same bullshit over and over again. I now just use them if a good idea is posted or one of my gang draws my attention to something like this dumb lil' number. And the only reason I am responding is to have a little fun with the smurfs and hopefully get some neg karma. Oh, that reminds me, I still think most of you are morons.
Short answer is I play for the most part with many friends and we all work as a team and are skilled in various ways. It is very very easy to win games this way. If I play alone I can immediately see who is the weaker team by the actions they take.....are squads being used? what is the commander doing? are there 5-10 smurfs jumping up and down on the chopper pad when the chopper is already in the air? If I notice that I am surrounded by idiots then I will switch to the "idiot-lite" team when given a chance. Hey, I'd rather have a commander that knows what he is doing and uses a mic wouldn't you?
Now the fun part.
Listen lil nublet....come sit on daddy butler's knee and I will tell you a story.
There once was a soldier named butler. He started playing bf2 and was a nub. After a while he discovered the magical powers of the blackhawk. Many smurfs didnt see its full potential as it takes a solid squad of six players to work tightly as a team to truly own with this magical beast.
So the nublet soldier butler set out on a quest to assemble a crew of other intelligent and aware soldiers who also saw the power of the hawk. Now, this was no easy task as this world was BF2 and as we all know its full of idiots, most of which spend more time on the forums complaining then learning to play better. But after a while this small crew grew into a vast army of intelligent players. This army evolved and stretched to all aspects of the game beyond the mighty blackhawk and when it was nerfed they simply moved on to better things.
When his stats were wiped for having excessive round scores from the mighty hawk he laughed. This solier butler was no longer a nublet by this time but a mighty warrior. With his new computer, acquired skills, and army of other skilled warriors he knew that all evidence of his former nubiness will have been washed away forever leaving only the pure stats reflecting his new form. He new that this would soon come to the attention of the masses of whining smurfs who would pick over every detail and write about it. It gave him a warm feeling in his loins to think of the idiocy that he would see in the coming months.
The negative chopper ratio he had from being a blackhawk pilot was gone....replaced by the stunning accounts of a battlehardened attack chopper gunner. The pitiful ground pounding stats that he once had from having a shitty computer were gone as well. He knew that the nub's statements of "he only owns in vehicles since his assault weapon ratio blows" would be gone but ALAS he forgot...they are idiots. They would just assume that was the case without looking and seeing that he owns and has a positive ratio in every vehicle, with every ground weapon (except for sniper but they suck any way), and would rarely lose games since he would go to war with his trusty army at his side.
How will the story end? WHO CARES.
Hey I never said I would quit the game when I was reset. Stats are secondary for me....just something fun to look at every once in a while. I like to go for medals etc instead of pay attention to stats. I never really sit around and look at OTHERS stats...Id rather use that time playing.
IF I ever said I'd stop doing something it would be to post responses in this or any bf2 forum as it is always the same bullshit over and over again. I now just use them if a good idea is posted or one of my gang draws my attention to something like this dumb lil' number. And the only reason I am responding is to have a little fun with the smurfs and hopefully get some neg karma. Oh, that reminds me, I still think most of you are morons.
Short answer is I play for the most part with many friends and we all work as a team and are skilled in various ways. It is very very easy to win games this way. If I play alone I can immediately see who is the weaker team by the actions they take.....are squads being used? what is the commander doing? are there 5-10 smurfs jumping up and down on the chopper pad when the chopper is already in the air? If I notice that I am surrounded by idiots then I will switch to the "idiot-lite" team when given a chance. Hey, I'd rather have a commander that knows what he is doing and uses a mic wouldn't you?
Now the fun part.
Listen lil nublet....come sit on daddy butler's knee and I will tell you a story.
There once was a soldier named butler. He started playing bf2 and was a nub. After a while he discovered the magical powers of the blackhawk. Many smurfs didnt see its full potential as it takes a solid squad of six players to work tightly as a team to truly own with this magical beast.
So the nublet soldier butler set out on a quest to assemble a crew of other intelligent and aware soldiers who also saw the power of the hawk. Now, this was no easy task as this world was BF2 and as we all know its full of idiots, most of which spend more time on the forums complaining then learning to play better. But after a while this small crew grew into a vast army of intelligent players. This army evolved and stretched to all aspects of the game beyond the mighty blackhawk and when it was nerfed they simply moved on to better things.
When his stats were wiped for having excessive round scores from the mighty hawk he laughed. This solier butler was no longer a nublet by this time but a mighty warrior. With his new computer, acquired skills, and army of other skilled warriors he knew that all evidence of his former nubiness will have been washed away forever leaving only the pure stats reflecting his new form. He new that this would soon come to the attention of the masses of whining smurfs who would pick over every detail and write about it. It gave him a warm feeling in his loins to think of the idiocy that he would see in the coming months.
The negative chopper ratio he had from being a blackhawk pilot was gone....replaced by the stunning accounts of a battlehardened attack chopper gunner. The pitiful ground pounding stats that he once had from having a shitty computer were gone as well. He knew that the nub's statements of "he only owns in vehicles since his assault weapon ratio blows" would be gone but ALAS he forgot...they are idiots. They would just assume that was the case without looking and seeing that he owns and has a positive ratio in every vehicle, with every ground weapon (except for sniper but they suck any way), and would rarely lose games since he would go to war with his trusty army at his side.
How will the story end? WHO CARES.
