The Bartenders Son
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even number 11?
The Bartenders Son
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JaMDuDe wrote:

Yeah if you read the bible bartender most of those questions are already answered
I have read it.. but i just keep falling a sleep. Any it was writen by man.. and I dont trust mankind to much.
Cybargs
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The Bartenders Son wrote:

JaMDuDe wrote:

Yeah if you read the bible bartender most of those questions are already answered
I have read it.. but i just keep falling a sleep. Any it was writen by man.. and I dont trust mankind to much.
i totally agree.
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Ender2309
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Mason4Assassin444
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max wrote:

this is turning intop a philosophy forum instead of a bf2 one
Go to the BF2 threads....This is debate and serious talk.
The Bartenders Son
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YA! ... SERIOUS TALK going on here  man... add some questions
splixx
ChupaCABRA
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Why do you continue to allow corrupt people to run our countries.

The Bartenders Son
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ooo good one
TriggerHappy998
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I'd ask him to stop fucking with people's heads. YOU DON'T EXIST.

Teehee
legionair
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OK,Im here, ask me!!!
JahManRed
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Why do all boxers, no matter how expensive spend half their time up my ass crack? WTF is that all about. Made the world in 7 days and you cant make comfortable boxer shorts............yeah dream on dude.
THA
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actually, id ask him why he killed jesus
legionair
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the_heart_attack wrote:

actually, id ask him why he killed jesus
he didnt, he was betrayed by Judes and killed by Romans...as I remember.
Agent_Dung_Bomb
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JahManRed wrote:

wtf is going on in the average womans head?
Never gonna happen.

Subject: Build me a Bridge



A man walking along a California beach was deep in prayer. Suddenly the
sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord said, "Because
you have TRIED to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one
wish."

The man said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can drive over anytime I
want."The Lord said, "Your request is very materialistic. Think of the
enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking. The supports required
to reach the bottom of the Pacific! The concrete and steel it would take!
It will nearly exhaust several natural resources. I can do it, but it is
hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more
time and think of something that would honor and glorify me."

The man thought about it for a long time. Finally he said, "Lord, I
wish that I could understand my wife. I want to know how she feels inside,
what she's thinking when she gives me the silent treatment, why she cries,
what she means when she says 'nothing's wrong,' and how I can make a woman truly
happy."

The Lord replied, "You want two lanes or four on that bridge?"
Rosse_modest
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I'm not gonna ask him any questions, I'm gonna boss him around.
legionair
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Agent_Dung_Bomb wrote:

JahManRed wrote:

wtf is going on in the average womans head?
Never gonna happen.

Subject: Build me a Bridge



A man walking along a California beach was deep in prayer. Suddenly the
sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord said, "Because
you have TRIED to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one
wish."

The man said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can drive over anytime I
want."The Lord said, "Your request is very materialistic. Think of the
enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking. The supports required
to reach the bottom of the Pacific! The concrete and steel it would take!
It will nearly exhaust several natural resources. I can do it, but it is
hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more
time and think of something that would honor and glorify me."

The man thought about it for a long time. Finally he said, "Lord, I
wish that I could understand my wife. I want to know how she feels inside,
what she's thinking when she gives me the silent treatment, why she cries,
what she means when she says 'nothing's wrong,' and how I can make a woman truly
happy."


The Lord replied, "You want two lanes or four on that bridge?"
JahManRed
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Agent_Dung_Bomb wrote:

JahManRed wrote:

wtf is going on in the average womans head?
Never gonna happen.

Subject: Build me a Bridge



A man walking along a California beach was deep in prayer. Suddenly the
sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord said, "Because
you have TRIED to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one
wish."

The man said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can drive over anytime I
want."The Lord said, "Your request is very materialistic. Think of the
enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking. The supports required
to reach the bottom of the Pacific! The concrete and steel it would take!
It will nearly exhaust several natural resources. I can do it, but it is
hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more
time and think of something that would honor and glorify me."

The man thought about it for a long time. Finally he said, "Lord, I
wish that I could understand my wife. I want to know how she feels inside,
what she's thinking when she gives me the silent treatment, why she cries,
what she means when she says 'nothing's wrong,' and how I can make a woman truly
happy."

The Lord replied, "You want two lanes or four on that bridge?"
LOL Nice one. +1 4u
The Bartenders Son
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ya that was good!
Diesel_05
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I'd ask him to make me a nice siggy:D
mads
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if I ever met god, I wouldn't ask him anything nor would I talk to him.... I would look him right in his eyes - and votekick him!
Marconius
One-eyed Wonder Mod
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Who created you?  Or did I just blow your fucking mind?!
Nabraham
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JahManRed wrote:

wtf is going on in the average womans head?
Hmm, have you ever been told that there are some things we cant understand because we just arent smart enough?? I think this is one of those things that men will never understand.
Horseman 77
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I don't think you could " blow God's mind " But wouldn't you want to clear up this " Sniper rifle Bullet drop " thing once and for all? or perhaps the 1 shot tank kill.
acidkiller187
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1.Why did you make some people blk white green purple exc.
2.Why do people hate?
3.Am i going to work have sex and do cool things in heaven
4.am i going to go to heaven
5.Watz the weed like up there
6.will i be able to fly
7.Where the hell is Osama Bin Laden

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