The "DumbAss's BF2 Guides" Game

2006-05-16 06:15:24

#1

uber73: Member; +188|6749|Brisbane

Given the recent spate of "game" threads and following swiftly on from this http://forums.bf2s.com/viewtopic.php?id=24528, i propose the "DumbAss's Guide to DumbGuides" Game..

How about..

"The best way to boot up 'BF2' Guide..", wherein we may debate the relative merits of the "Desktop Icon", or the high-tec "Auto-Play" feature capability of many new drives... or maybe, the "Guide to how to best use the 15 seconds between death and respawn"...

u dig? show me what u got....

Last edited by uber73 (2006-05-16 06:16:04)

2006-05-16 06:18:06

#2

Cybargs: Moderated; +2,285|6714

turn all graphics to uber maximum, ie use vid cards drivers to turn in 8X AA 16X AF!!!!, also run stress test programs like prime95 or sp2004 whilst playing bf2! also download some large files whilst ur at it, makes your game uber pretty! dont listen to those ppl that say its lag, its just bf2 showing u beautiful slideshows, fast slideshows!

https://cache.www.gametracker.com/server_info/203.46.105.23:21300/b_350_20_692108_381007_FFFFFF_000000.png

2006-05-16 06:18:44

#3

Adams_BJ: Russian warship, go fuck yourself; +2,053|6620|Little Bentcock

4 death and respawn, quick urintaion breaks always make me happy (sumtimes i purposely die juz 4 this reason, altho i could juz stande there) but im thinking more along the lines of:

"THE WHILE YOUR WAITING FOR YOU TO LOG IN GUIDE!!!!!!!!"

2006-05-16 06:26:51

#4

uber73: Member; +188|6749|Brisbane

lol

"The guide to Choosing a Multiplayer Server"
I always find it better to "refresh", as it helps to find servers which are both active and with free slots.. try to avoid servers which are full, as these tend not to be playable.

2006-05-16 06:31:44

#5

Adams_BJ: Russian warship, go fuck yourself; +2,053|6620|Little Bentcock

^generally yes!^

2006-05-16 06:33:20

#6

Naughty_Om: Im Ron Burgundy?; +355|6631|USA

best time spent of 15 seconds......lifting weights.

2006-05-16 06:35:53

#7

uber73: Member; +188|6749|Brisbane

post a suggestion for the most lame, stupidest, pointless guide title please

2006-05-16 06:37:32

#8

Adams_BJ: Russian warship, go fuck yourself; +2,053|6620|Little Bentcock

"THE WHILE YOUR WAITING TO BE T'Ked BY A NOOB FOR BEING IN HIS SPAWN POINT YET AGIAN GUIDE"

2006-05-16 06:38:32

#9

Adams_BJ: Russian warship, go fuck yourself; +2,053|6620|Little Bentcock

^has ne1 actually been tk'ed by sum1 4 that reason, I HAVE!^

" my spawn point BIATCH!"

Last edited by Adams_BJ (2006-05-16 06:39:43)

2006-05-16 06:52:38

#10

Cybargs: Moderated; +2,285|6714

when waiting for the map to load, how about just staring into space?

2006-05-16 07:01:14

#11

^*AlphA*^: F*ckers; +3,135|6736|The Hague, Netherlands

"The Guide : How to hold your mouse in a firefight?"

Many people don't believe me but i say, you should hold it the same way as it was before, this way you don't get confused

https://bf3s.com/sigs/36eac2cb6af70a43508fd8d1c93d3201f4e23435.png

2006-05-16 07:07:29

#12

Darth_Fleder: Mod from the Church of the Painful Truth; +533|6804|Orlando, FL - Age 43

The Guide to Picking a Spawn Point.

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