LOL.. they got messed up in the hood..........lolSouljah wrote:
now that was funnyCougar wrote:
December 2007
Chinese forces manage to sweep a path down to Southern California, effectively eliminating the American Western seaboard. However, Chinese forces soon realized what a mistake they had made when they entered the suburbs of a town called Compton on the outskirts of L.A. Chinese casualties were massive, in one incident only 2 soldiers out of an extermination squad of 400 made it out alive. The two survivors called the locals "Chi shiek wong ton ping muushue tso dragons" which translated means "Angry Black people". With the Chinese invasion force cut down by 1/3, they decide to bypass and head east by capturing parts of Arizona and Nevada, but once again their push was slowed when half of the Chinese force contracted herpes from a hooker in Las Vegas, effectively derailing the push for the next three months while they waited for the generic Chinese form of Valtrex to arrive.
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hilarious stuff
LOL! Go ahead dude, but I got a feeling the BANwagon is going to run you over. But I gotta admit, that post made me lowel.panderiz wrote:
PS: You want a racial slur, I'll pm one you little fairy.
damn straightCougar wrote:
LOL! Go ahead dude, but I got a feeling the BANwagon is going to run you over. But I gotta admit, that post made me lowel.panderiz wrote:
PS: You want a racial slur, I'll pm one you little fairy.
wheres the ninjas? why arnt there ninjas in your story? u cannot betray ur ninja brothers! so the US gets ninja in this k?
lowel sounds like towel, awesome!Cougar wrote:
LOL! Go ahead dude, but I got a feeling the BANwagon is going to run you over. But I gotta admit, that post made me lowel.panderiz wrote:
PS: You want a racial slur, I'll pm one you little fairy.
LOL, I'm not +1 for racial anything.
Just pisses me off that some people can be so self absorbed and fragile that they cant see past their own nose.
Cougar wrote a great creative story with absolutely no ill intentions, especially racial and this nob Rizen has to make it about him. He's probably a great guy but ffs I hope he never goes to a comedy bar, "you calling my mother fat!"
Just pisses me off that some people can be so self absorbed and fragile that they cant see past their own nose.
Cougar wrote a great creative story with absolutely no ill intentions, especially racial and this nob Rizen has to make it about him. He's probably a great guy but ffs I hope he never goes to a comedy bar, "you calling my mother fat!"
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Part two isn't out yet......cyborg_ninja-117 wrote:
damn straightCougar wrote:
LOL! Go ahead dude, but I got a feeling the BANwagon is going to run you over. But I gotta admit, that post made me lowel.panderiz wrote:
PS: You want a racial slur, I'll pm one you little fairy.
wheres the ninjas? why arnt there ninjas in your story? u cannot betray ur ninja brothers! so the US gets ninja in this k?
oooooOOOOoooOOOOOoo
for some reason i enjoyed it : )
Funny funny stuff... Keep it up... If the original topic on this is as funny as Cougar's I think I might have to have a look for it.....
Whoa... Can't believe these forums are still kicking.
Wow, that's just some insane stuff. I just have one question, were's the A-10's, and the crazy people like me to kill everything that moves?
They are in the J-10's.Lurch_454 wrote:
Wow, that's just some insane stuff. I just have one question, were's the A-10's, and the crazy people like me to kill everything that moves?
Also A-10's don't come in until Part 2.
I didn't read it... what does it say? Can you make a movie about it, would make my life easier j/k
I know this sounds sad but that is one of the funniest things I have ever read on these forums. Thank You.
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Thats gonna take a long, long, looooonnng time.Unclean009 wrote:
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