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this list is simply hilarious, it had me laughin my butt off
very nice apocalypse
very nice apocalypse
LOL @ #4 So f*king true for me. I dont know why, but I get really cocky when that happens, and instead of throwing a grenade, I try and take them all down like rambo.
Last edited by Ryan_Mercury (2005-10-10 19:01:06)
lol sooo funny yet soooo true!
66. Right When You Join A Server And You Wait 2 min to get in It Only Has A Few Tickets Left!! Then POOF It Ends And You Load To The Next Map! What A Waste Of Time!
66. Right When You Join A Server And You Wait 2 min to get in It Only Has A Few Tickets Left!! Then POOF It Ends And You Load To The Next Map! What A Waste Of Time!
Last edited by lockedon (2005-10-10 20:21:19)
...and you will always be on the losing team- which would be funny if it wasn't true.lockedon wrote:
lol sooo funny yet soooo true!
66. Right When You Join A Server And You Wait 2 min to get in It Only Has A Few Tickets Left!! Then POOF It Ends
67. When firing from the prone position at an enemy with the l85 on auto, the bullets will form a perfect sillhouette of the enemy without actually touching him. Also applies to the g36C and the mp5
68. Thou will spend 10 minutes sneaking up suspiciously on an enemy base (especially in shongua stalemate) only to be killed by a spawning enemy.
68. Thou will spend 10 minutes sneaking up suspiciously on an enemy base (especially in shongua stalemate) only to be killed by a spawning enemy.
Last edited by SharkyMcshark (2005-10-11 03:36:01)
69. If you are a MEC on Karkand, 85% of your deaths are caused by the M203. The rest splits up in tanks, apc's and your own comrads.
The nerve of some women!Sgt.Gh0st wrote:
53. Your girlfriend will always bother you when your in a killing streek.
This is good stuff!
very nice job. All too true.
70. Right When Your About To Spawn On Your Squad Leader He/She Dies!
71. Your Always Waiting For Enimies To Come To The Base You Are Protecting, But No One Comes!!! Then You Get Board And Get A Car And Right When Your Driving Out You Meet With A Tank!
72. When Your Just gana Get In A Freindly Car He Takes Off Without You!
73.You Always Get TKED!
74.Right When You Download The New 1.03 Patch You Have The Thing Says "Your CD-Key Is Invald!!!!
71. Your Always Waiting For Enimies To Come To The Base You Are Protecting, But No One Comes!!! Then You Get Board And Get A Car And Right When Your Driving Out You Meet With A Tank!
72. When Your Just gana Get In A Freindly Car He Takes Off Without You!
73.You Always Get TKED!
74.Right When You Download The New 1.03 Patch You Have The Thing Says "Your CD-Key Is Invald!!!!
Very good "Laws"-list. And without LOL ! This is the sad truthness of still buggy game.
Those are funny...
But people, he didn't make them up so don't give him props for the work
one of the guys in my clan posted this 4 days prior to this post.. and he said he got it from a guy named T-stof.
where did you find it?
But people, he didn't make them up so don't give him props for the work
one of the guys in my clan posted this 4 days prior to this post.. and he said he got it from a guy named T-stof.
where did you find it?
75. As an engineer, if you jump out of your almost dead tank and start repairing it, a teammate will steal it immediately only to run into a tree and explode.
/Xombie
/Xombie
dat is tru!Xombie wrote:
75. As an engineer, if you jump out of your almost dead tank and start repairing it, a teammate will steal it immediately only to run into a tree and explode.
/Xombie
76. It doesn't matter what you lock your Stinger or IGLA on to, the missile will go after anything in the sky it damn well feels like. This includes the sun, small birds, and friendly transport choppers with no less than 3 passengers.
Found it at some other forum I go to. I never took credit for writing it...=[4th]=SlayThem wrote:
Those are funny...
But people, he didn't make them up so don't give him props for the work
one of the guys in my clan posted this 4 days prior to this post.. and he said he got it from a guy named T-stof.
where did you find it?
I know you weren't trying to take credit for it.. but I was just making people aware that you didn't write it. so when they found it on another site, they wouldn't be all "OMGHZ WUT A LOOSAR"Apocalypse416 wrote:
Found it at some other forum I go to. I never took credit for writing it...=[4th]=SlayThem wrote:
Those are funny...
But people, he didn't make them up so don't give him props for the work
one of the guys in my clan posted this 4 days prior to this post.. and he said he got it from a guy named T-stof.
where did you find it?
And the credits go to... /*Drumming drums... some enormously unimportant VIP nervously opening golden envelope*/...
rockafella134 & co(nspirators)
http://forums.totalbf2.com/showthread.php?t=12535
/*applause*/
R
rockafella134 & co(nspirators)
http://forums.totalbf2.com/showthread.php?t=12535
/*applause*/
R
77. The pinnacle of aviation technology may not help a bomb hit its target, but that's more than made up for by the miracle of the Ground Support Crew, that can jump up, cling to your airplane, repair your complex flying machine and load you a new set of bombs, all within the 3 seconds you fly low over the airport.
hahahahaha
16.Even with the dexterity to balance the blade of his knife on his finger, a soldier will constantly miss when lunging to stab a stationary enemy.
This is the most aggravating part of this whole game
ROFL! These were great I loved it!
How about: 66. You will always join a 15 round per map 24/7 $map server and finish your 10 minute map load FIVE SECONDS before it finishes round #15!!!!!!!!
UGH! that happened to me alot last night so I thought I'd write it as #66
This is the most aggravating part of this whole game
ROFL! These were great I loved it!
How about: 66. You will always join a 15 round per map 24/7 $map server and finish your 10 minute map load FIVE SECONDS before it finishes round #15!!!!!!!!
UGH! that happened to me alot last night so I thought I'd write it as #66
Truth
Although I should point out that law 23 does not always apply
Although I should point out that law 23 does not always apply
Great read. Woke up, laughed loud. Great way to start the day.
lmao.. so true.. i recognize me in almost every of these situations..
78. After you've been waiting for ten minutes for the plane/chopper to spawn ( mind you - you're the best pilot on the server ) - someone else spawns, proceeds to TK you, takes the plane/chopper ... then proceeds to crash into the nearest obstacle.
79. The people that take the tanks on 64 servers with a full crowd ... always suck.
80. When you hop into a full APC/Transport to get some caps - the driver always runs over a mine.
81. That car you just jumped into ... is a rolling bomb with a kamikaze driver and C4 all over the hood! RAM! BOOM! DOH!
82. You're in the chopper with 5 squadmembers - and 1 non-squadmember pilot - who just bailed ....
79. The people that take the tanks on 64 servers with a full crowd ... always suck.
80. When you hop into a full APC/Transport to get some caps - the driver always runs over a mine.
81. That car you just jumped into ... is a rolling bomb with a kamikaze driver and C4 all over the hood! RAM! BOOM! DOH!
82. You're in the chopper with 5 squadmembers - and 1 non-squadmember pilot - who just bailed ....
Last edited by KyanWan (2005-10-13 18:10:42)
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