acidkiller187
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A mere Shadow|= wrote:

Chuck Norris FTW!!!

Chuck Norris can do things no other man can, E.g

-Count to infinty and back, Twice
-Divide by 0
-Create rifts in time by punching
Also Chuck Norris does not dodge bullets, the Bullets dodge Chuck Norris
Chuck is gay like michael Jackson he likes little boys Bruce Lee will kill Chuck with his Tiger Style
tvmissleman
The Cereal Killer
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simon wrote:

SaladForks wrote:

Chuck Norris.
KEN-JENNINGS
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siciliano732 wrote:

Alex Trevek....hands down
Having fought Alex backstage, I would concur (and its Trebek).

But seriously, Bruce Lee would destroy.  Ali's got his uppercuts, Brucie has his 1 inch punch

Last edited by KEN-JENNINGS (2006-05-12 14:10:17)

SaladForks
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acidkiller187 wrote:

Chuck is gay like michael Jackson he likes little boys Bruce Lee will kill Chuck with his Tiger Style
You say that as if you know the term 'likes little boys' well
Erkut.hv
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SuperSlowYo wrote:

Zangief FTW!!!11!!1! ... Ali holding that rubber gorilla and beating on it in an old pre-fight press release would be about the way i see it happening...  rather see something more like Kimbo Slice VS anyone
Kimbo got his ass beat by a white guy at a gym. Putfile or Metafile, search for it.
acidkiller187
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SaladForks wrote:

acidkiller187 wrote:

Chuck is gay like michael Jackson he likes little boys Bruce Lee will kill Chuck with his Tiger Style
You say that as if you know the term 'likes little boys' well
lol how did you know?
SuperSlowYo
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Erkut.hv wrote:

SuperSlowYo wrote:

Zangief FTW!!!11!!1! ... Ali holding that rubber gorilla and beating on it in an old pre-fight press release would be about the way i see it happening...  rather see something more like Kimbo Slice VS anyone
Kimbo got his ass beat by a white guy at a gym. Putfile or Metafile, search for it.
yeah yeah he looses i know doesnt matter i know ya cant win everytime... hes got a new fight in a shipyard its ok... wether he wins or looses i dont care he looks like a freak and that amuses me... Bob Sapp amuses me aswell
siciliano732
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"Ill take the Penis Mightier"

the answer is Alex Trevek, it always have been Trevek
Ty
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I think I'm the only one who finds Chuck Norris jokes COMPLETELY NOT FUNNY!
He's an actor, and yeah he had a pretty awesome roundhouse kick, but he is just an actor!
Can someone please tell me where this Norris mania erupted from/ i want to go directly to the source.

Oh and to the question at hand; Muhummed Ali would win.

Sure he's got Parkinsons, but Bruce Lee is dead.
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Mike_J
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Erkut.hv wrote:

Mike_J wrote:

bruce lee

most of you obviously haven't seen "Return of the Dragon."  chuck got his ass whooped.
1.) That was a movie

2.) Chuck was given 30x a lethal dose of horse tranquilizer to bring him down to Bruce's speed.

3.) Notice Chuck had no beard? They made him shave it so bruce wouldn't break his foot when he kicked Norris' face.
BAHAHAHAHA!!!
Miller
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Nope you are all wrong, Captain Kirk owns!

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