superfly_cox
soup fly mod
+717|7051

Just got word from EA!  Turns out they will be introducing a new kit for the new patch.  Its going to be called "Military Police".  They will be equiped with mace (pepper spray if you're MEC or PLA), hand cuffs (you can cuff soldiers to vehicles to make sure they don't run away) and a digital camera (PLA version is cheap sony knock off and doesn't have auto focus, though it has a more powerful zoom)!  Military Police will be the prime force to weed out hackers, stat padders, teamkillers and cheats.  MP's will earn points by tracking, documenting and apprehending suspects to be turned in for Court Martial at the EA's International Crimes Tribunal to be prosecuted for crimes against humanity. 

PLA Digi Cam (SQNY) https://img51.imageshack.us/img51/4268/cyberhb35lx.th.jpg

As far as special abilities, MPs will also have the "fake evidence" skill!  They will be able to plant evidence on suspect gamers for whom they can't prove, but are sure of the fact, that they cheated.  EA has stated that the chances of false convictions based on this special ability are practically nil due to the integrity of those who would choose to take up this noble duty.

Wow!  Are you guys as excited about this as I am?

UPDATE:  This just in from EA!

MP's will also be tasked with patroling friendly airports and making sure that the ROE are followed with respect to planewhoring!  If you TK for a plane or force friendly pilots to TK you, MP's will arrest you on sight and handcuff you to the nearest airplane or helicopter (with a nice joy ride to follow).  Should these not be availabe then they will be cuffed to the nearest TOW or Stinger Missile (followed by blast off).

Now here's the best part of all: if someone should TK an MP then that person's stats will be wiped (along with their clanmates) and their hardware banned thereby ensuring that the virtual battlefield of EA/DICE remains safe from neo-fascist and anarchists.

NOTE: I hear they are planning new kits for Patch 1.4!  If you hear about em before us post it and I'll add it to this thread!

Last edited by superfly_cox (2006-04-13 01:35:55)

Flecco
iPod is broken.
+1,048|6935|NT, like Mick Dundee

Very funny... Nice sense of humour there bud... .
Whoa... Can't believe these forums are still kicking.
pure_beef_69
Banned
+186|6916
lol nice 1
Mr.Pieeater
Member
+116|6894|Cherry Pie

specialistx2324 wrote:

No and get a life.
specialistx2324, listen....  Your mom sucks.
Citizen One
한국 공주
+338|6919|South Korea.
False advertisng? superfly_cox, I will see you in fucking court.
Gladiator08
Russell Crowe's Loin Cloth
+49|6983|Philadelphia, PA
wow thats the dumbest thing ive ever heard/ i want my 4 seconds of life back.
Breez
AKA: badhq
+937|6902|Derby, England

Gladiator08 wrote:

wow thats the dumbest thing ive ever heard/ i want my 4 seconds of life back.
what for u can have myin

as for idea actualy i think it's gonabe rother cool u can imagine noobs runing around trying 2 hand cuff you
lxcpikiman
imbad @ bf2
+70|6865|Toronto-Canada
"pepper pray' so funny hahaha
Milk.org
Bringing Sexy Back
+270|7046|UK

Gladiator08 wrote:

wow thats the dumbest thing ive ever heard/ i want my 4 seconds of life back.
4 Secs pretty impressive...
lxcpikiman
imbad @ bf2
+70|6865|Toronto-Canada
pepper spray, so funny lol
IronFerret
Member
+48|6927|Mexico City.
Nice im pretty much shure that lots of guys arrond here cant wait for that kit.

Last edited by IronFerret (2006-04-11 08:23:15)

Breez
AKA: badhq
+937|6902|Derby, England

IronFerret wrote:

Nice im pretty much shure that lots of guys arrond here cant wait for that kit.
I just want handcuffs so i can handcuff Noobs to jeeps and Take jets
Horseman 77
Banned
+160|7107
Do they have those "Rodney King" flash lights?

They should also make a " Concerned Citizen Kit ".
These are guys who can Video tape abusive beatings the MP kits deliver.
Of course you could get a badge for doing it.
The ACLU jingle would play every time you got one.
Breez
AKA: badhq
+937|6902|Derby, England

IronFerret wrote:

well a K/D ratio in jets of 2.0 for a noob isnt that bad.. and if we noobs never fly who is gonna make it?? i rather prefer to be a noob with skills that a 800 hour guy in one game...
im sorry bro I dont mean it to make it sound like that But ranked serveris not a place to lern how to fly as far as i can see if u cant stay in air for more then 1 min u shouldent be in that jet :-) ( I dont mean just u but in general if I have bad rounds I dont get in Jets :-D and I love jets :-D )

Peace Bro and sorry no flaming was intended there :-) Peace Boris
IronFerret
Member
+48|6927|Mexico City.
yes... i got it wrong... LOL.. anyway i delted the post... sorry.
tvmissleman
The Cereal Killer
+201|6928| United States of America

superfly_cox wrote:

Just got word from EA!  Turns out they will be introducing a new kit for the new patch.  Its going to be called "Military Police".  They will be equiped with mace (pepper spray if you're MEC or PLA), hand cuffs and a camcorder (PLA version is cheap sony knock off and doesn't have auto focus)!  Military Police will be the prime force to weed out hackers, stat padders and cheats.  MP's will earn points by tracking, documenting and apprehending suspects to be turned in for Court Martial at the EA's International Crimes Tribunal to be prosecuted for crimes against humanity. 

As far as special abilities, MPs will also have the "fake evidence" skill!  They will be able to plant evidence on suspect gamers for whom they can't prove, but are sure of the fact, that they cheated.  EA has stated that the chances of false convictions based on this special ability are practically nil due to the integrity of those who would choose to take up this noble duty.

Wow!  Are you guys as excited about this as I am?
STFU n00b
Todd_Angelo
Leukocyte
+336|6897|Warlord
Dang, I thought maybe this was for real


tvmissleman wrote:

STFU n00b
Oh, that's pleasant. Get a sense of humour, I hear they're on sale in K-Mart.
Picouz/VoiD
The Insomniac
+39|6935
Dear Superfly_Cox  -  U r a fag.



(Got to love Jeremy;))
Lib-Sl@yer
Member
+32|6983|Wherever the F**k i feel like

Todd_Angelo wrote:

Dang, I thought maybe this was for real


tvmissleman wrote:

STFU n00b
Oh, that's pleasant. Get a sense of humour, I hear they're on sale in K-Mart.
Wal mart probably has em cheaper
specialistx2324
hahahahahhaa
+244|6959|arica harbour

Mr.Pieeater wrote:

specialistx2324 wrote:

No and get a life.
specialistx2324, listen....  Your mom sucks.
how does my mom relate to this subject you dumbass. i love my mom very much. she gave me a life so that i would kick your ass all over the battlefield.
specialistx2324
hahahahahhaa
+244|6959|arica harbour

Mr.Pieeater wrote:

specialistx2324 wrote:

No and get a life.
specialistx2324, listen....  Your mom sucks.
one more thing... Mr. Pieeater.. change your name to Mr. Shiteater be cause you eat shit and talk shit very well.
MaddOps
Who the hell elected you leader of this outfit?
+55|6867
Did anyone read the rules of BF2s.com regarding the spelling, grammar, and punctuation parts?

I realize we're probably dealing with a grip of kids from 13 to 17 here.  But there are these places called public schools that have classes called English that teach you how to write and to put your thoughts on paper, or in electronic format instead of paper.  Whatever your medium of choice it doesn't speak very highly of your intelligence when you use things like "STUF n00b" and "U r a fag."  Or one is also left to assume that maybe you're lazy or you can't type well, and the hunt and peck method is so much easier as it lends itself to one letter words.

Now your glaring insults, this is almost worthy of another post, seem to center around being gay, someone being a fag, and your expertise at the game.

Where to start.  First off, the person mouthing off so loudly about being straight and damning "fags" and "homos" and what not, is probably a self hating closet case.  Or they're afraid they'll be turned to the gay side by a smooth talking guy with a list and a mesh t-shirt that shows off his nipple rings.  Or maybe they have a mesh t-shirt they like to wear around the house when Mom and Dad are gone for the weekend.  But now with your glaring expertise at BF2 I'm left to believe that this is very likely to be the case.  If you spend all your time playing the game how on earth would you ever find the time to woo a female.  Who needs time when most of them probably wouldn't talk to you because they'd be socially outcast the minute they did.  You've probably got AMD 64 written all over your notebook, and an "evil inside" sticker on your car.  Then you and your pack of ghastly white, ethopian skinny buddies, and the one fat kid you hang out with cause his dad can get you a discount at CompUSA where he's stock manager, and go around calling people "n00b" and saying the verbal equivilent of "STFU" "lol" and "rofl" about the same time as one of the football players comes by and pushes you into the nearest trash can, or causes you to spill your books all over the floor. 

BTW Todd, they can't get their senses of humor at K-mart.  They have to get it from Hot Topic or it's not "l337"
enough.  But they've got to wait on grandma to give them their birthday check, cause they can't sign anything out of their savings account without their Mom's signature cause Dad was too busy to take them to the bank, or teach them sports, or how to pick up girls.
hurricane2oo5
Do One Ya Mug !!!
+176|7034|mansfield

specialistx2324 wrote:

Mr.Pieeater wrote:

specialistx2324 wrote:

No and get a life.
specialistx2324, listen....  Your mom sucks.
one more thing... Mr. Pieeater.. change your name to Mr. Shiteater be cause you eat shit and talk shit very well.
lol
.ACB|_Cutthroat1
No place like 127.0.0.1
+76|6966|Gold Coast,QLD,Australia

MaddOps wrote:

Did anyone read the rules of BF2s.com regarding the spelling, grammar, and punctuation parts?

I realize we're probably dealing with a grip of kids from 13 to 17 here.  But there are these places called public schools that have classes called English that teach you how to write and to put your thoughts on paper, or in electronic format instead of paper.  Whatever your medium of choice it doesn't speak very highly of your intelligence when you use things like "STUF n00b" and "U r a fag."  Or one is also left to assume that maybe you're lazy or you can't type well, and the hunt and peck method is so much easier as it lends itself to one letter words.

Now your glaring insults, this is almost worthy of another post, seem to center around being gay, someone being a fag, and your expertise at the game.

Where to start.  First off, the person mouthing off so loudly about being straight and damning "fags" and "homos" and what not, is probably a self hating closet case.  Or they're afraid they'll be turned to the gay side by a smooth talking guy with a list and a mesh t-shirt that shows off his nipple rings.  Or maybe they have a mesh t-shirt they like to wear around the house when Mom and Dad are gone for the weekend.  But now with your glaring expertise at BF2 I'm left to believe that this is very likely to be the case.  If you spend all your time playing the game how on earth would you ever find the time to woo a female.  Who needs time when most of them probably wouldn't talk to you because they'd be socially outcast the minute they did.  You've probably got AMD 64 written all over your notebook, and an "evil inside" sticker on your car.  Then you and your pack of ghastly white, ethopian skinny buddies, and the one fat kid you hang out with cause his dad can get you a discount at CompUSA where he's stock manager, and go around calling people "n00b" and saying the verbal equivilent of "STFU" "lol" and "rofl" about the same time as one of the football players comes by and pushes you into the nearest trash can, or causes you to spill your books all over the floor. 

BTW Todd, they can't get their senses of humor at K-mart.  They have to get it from Hot Topic or it's not "l337"
enough.  But they've got to wait on grandma to give them their birthday check, cause they can't sign anything out of their savings account without their Mom's signature cause Dad was too busy to take them to the bank, or teach them sports, or how to pick up girls.
Hi mad, jeremy here
i think your completely right and they are all fags who can't sp3ll and do gr4mm4r and stuff l|ke th4t.......
nah actually
u r a fag
Jeremy
Burning_Monkey
Moving Target
+108|7108
God Damn It MaddOps.  I was going to go on about the douchebaggery in this thread and you beat me too it and did it much more eloquently too.

Damn you to Hell!!!!

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