Darth_Fleder
Mod from the Church of the Painful Truth
+533|7082|Orlando, FL - Age 43
Screen Shot of aftermath of shooting down an F-15 with an FAV....definitely made me smile...second time that week!

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Last edited by Darth_Fleder (2006-05-11 20:40:27)

Drakkula
Member
+-1|6837|St Clair Michigan USA
Some poor SOB thought he was going to have some fun and score an easy kill by messing with me first... snuck up close to me and tossed a flashbang on me on Karkand at the flag up in the upper left of the map (can't remember what it's called at the moment). I was prone, had my trusy RPK, and just started sprayin' & prayin'. Couldn't see a darn thing and wondered why he wasn't killing me yet... the screen cleared and I saw that I had killed him and that he had unleashed a barrage of obscenities. It was even more satisfying because I was lance corporal at the time and he was a 2LT!!! I know, it's a pretty lame story, but it was just so funny at the moment! Hotshot know-it-all vs NOOB and the NOOB comes out on top, LOL! Of course, he proceeded to pretty much have his way with me the rest of the game, but it was oh-so-satisfying at the time!
krazed
Admiral of the Bathtub
+619|7056|Great Brown North
hmmm shooting down those jets when the pilots make them go ssssssssssslllllllllllllllllllooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwww
lowing
Banned
+1,662|6927|USA
Anytime I can kill Primacord in his chopper in Iron Gator....My god have you ever seen him fly that damn thing??!!....very good.
lowing
Banned
+1,662|6927|USA

Drakkula wrote:

Some poor SOB thought he was going to have some fun and score an easy kill by messing with me first... snuck up close to me and tossed a flashbang on me on Karkand at the flag up in the upper left of the map (can't remember what it's called at the moment). I was prone, had my trusy RPK, and just started sprayin' & prayin'. Couldn't see a darn thing and wondered why he wasn't killing me yet... the screen cleared and I saw that I had killed him and that he had unleashed a barrage of obscenities. It was even more satisfying because I was lance corporal at the time and he was a 2LT!!! I know, it's a pretty lame story, but it was just so funny at the moment! Hotshot know-it-all vs NOOB and the NOOB comes out on top, LOL! Of course, he proceeded to pretty much have his way with me the rest of the game, but it was oh-so-satisfying at the time!
lol good thing he wasn't an admin, he probably woulda banned ya
Tyroptic
Member
+0|7103|chch
Once on Sharqui, i was sitting in an AA looking into the distance where the TV Station was, and I got missile lock. I fired, got 2 kills, then 4 seconds later, another two.
The shell of the chopper musta' fallen on a tank.
Poor guys.
Delta_38DS
Self Proclaimed A10 Whore
+27|6840
Once  when I was sniper I turned around and saw someone running up to me with a knife.  I pressed the left mouse button accidentally and got a headshot.

Also when I was piloting a bomber with someone else, I flew a little too low on a bombing run and teamkilled my co-pilot.  I was teamswitched when I killed him so it counted as a kill and not a teamkill.
xXSarnathXx
Decepticons forever!
+25|6884|Sweden
yesterday at wake i running to get a flag back in the southwestern corner, as anti-tank. i see 2 tanks on the road overlooking the flagsite and all.

so i engage them both in battle and i dont know how but i managed to kill both. there was a resupply drop behind  me. and when i had killed both a few seconds later a third one comes along and i also get that one

that was definitly one of the coolest moments in my gaming so far
leesupport
Member
+39|6958
my best kill so far was i was flying on wake island dogfighting then the guy bailed and pulled his chute so i turned around as he was parchuting down i got him with a bomb was very funny cause i cant even hit tanks
leesupport
Member
+39|6958

lowing wrote:

Anytime I can kill Primacord in his chopper in Iron Gator....My god have you ever seen him fly that damn thing??!!....very good.
so far i got him 2 times out of chopper 1 with sraw in window the M95 in hanger very hard:)
crimson_grunt
Shitty Disposition (apparently)
+214|6930|Teesside, UK
was commanding on a small sharqi server the other day and the mec team had some decent pilots who were making things difficult for use, while our helicopter was sat unused.  Not being able to fly myself i put c4 on the heli and hid near the tv station.  The base got capped and the heli taken, so i waited till i turned the flag to grey before pressing the plunger and getting 2 kills and the flag back.
RDMC
Enemy Wheelbarrow Spotted..!!
+736|6841|Area 51

Dingarth wrote:

Just over the last week a number of Kills that made me grin with joy!

1. Two kills from an AT rocket.....did not realise another person was lying next to my target on Surge!

2. Alley way in Karkand...aiming my AT at a guy ont he other side of the alleyway...fire....sniper with a drawn knife runs around the corner thinking he's going to knife me and runs into my rocket.....laughed so hard the other guy killed me. (that was so funny!)

3. Playing warlord....SAS dropping from the sky...thinking what the hell....I'll have a go...bam (M95) hits the guy in the head.......guys thinking WTF?

4. Playing Iron Gator throw a granade around a corner 3 kills.

5. C4ing a flag.....enemy turns it.....bam 4 kills and a defend point!

What Kills make you guys smile or are your most memorable?
I was in an apc, and I was playing karkand, I managed to get to the island and capped a flag, then I made a run for it and saw a tank, but then the tank didn't notice me, I aimed at him So he should have gotten a lock-tone,I drove next to him and he didnt do anything then I shot my missle at its rear, jumped out and finished it with the HJ-8, was soo funny He just kept drivin till I shot him with the first missle..too funny
RDMC
Enemy Wheelbarrow Spotted..!!
+736|6841|Area 51

leesupport wrote:

my best kill so far was i was flying on wake island dogfighting then the guy bailed and pulled his chute so i turned around as he was parchuting down i got him with a bomb was very funny cause i cant even hit tanks
lol had such an experience aswell, I was behind a plane and about to kill till he bailed out, now the funny thing he bailed and jumped right into my plane
lowing
Banned
+1,662|6927|USA

leesupport wrote:

lowing wrote:

Anytime I can kill Primacord in his chopper in Iron Gator....My god have you ever seen him fly that damn thing??!!....very good.
so far i got him 2 times out of chopper 1 with sraw in window the M95 in hanger very hard:)
Now THAT had to feel good! .....
krazed
Admiral of the Bathtub
+619|7056|Great Brown North
when i see a bunny hopper through the scope of the sniper rifle as i slowly press the mouse button ending his virtual life
DonFck
Hibernator
+3,227|6907|Finland

Gulf of Oman last week, altitude at about 150+, guy jumps out from a smoking MI-28 as we were winning the helo vs helo dogfight. Somehow I managed to perform a mid-air-road kill!
I need around tree fiddy.
ElMorte[OwP]
Expert Opportunity Misser
+9|6833|Bikini Bottom Germany
Last time on Sharqi.

I was on the USMC side and manned the TOW to the Club House. Killed on guy in the BTR with TOW. He came back right after that and i killed him again.

He seemed to be pissed of by that, because he switched to sniper to get me but a ran away quickly. *g*

Killed him twice more before he decided not to drive over the bridge and get over the hills instead. He got pinned there by a friend of mine so i managed to kill him again (6th time in a row).

He must have been very upset about that (i would be).
GermanLegionaire
...performing headshots!
+46|6860|Hamburg / Germany
what makes me smile is when i killed someone, and i see two medics rush to his body to revive. just add a grenade to their private "sit in" and get another 2 or 3 kills...
[83rd]Stecchino
Member
+17|6832|83Division.com
Great thread.  Nothing spectacular that I can recall but anytime you hit a take out a chopper from 500m with an AT missle I laugh out loud because I'm so pumped.
JimmyBotswana
Member
+82|6861|Montreal

Seal 3 wrote:

crept over slowly crouched right over his back, just hit "Q"

"ENEMY SNIPER SPOTTED!!"

which made him get flustered and fall off and tumble down the steep hillside and die from the fall..musta just had a few bars left of health from a previous sniper's round hitting him...

Goddammn that was funny 

yeah i know i didnt kill em "technically"
Why would you going ENEMY SNIPER SPOTTED fluster him?
yerded
Bertinator
+255|6912|Westminster, California
My favorite kills are the headshots via my pellet gun to the goddamned gofers ruining my new grass

Last edited by yerded (2006-05-18 19:06:22)

Mike_J
Member
+68|6945
armadillo with my 8 gauge...well i smiled because of the trouble it wouldn't cause anymore, not because it blew its front part to pieces.  lol
jrockyourdome
Banned
+10|6889|yourmomshouse
shooting people pissing you all off when i'm in 1st and still have time to type smack  and, give love . JROCKYOURDOME IS YOUR FATHER NOW ...................
CoconutBlitz
I've had the diarrheas since Easters
+145|6865|California U.S.A

JimmyBotswana wrote:

Seal 3 wrote:

crept over slowly crouched right over his back, just hit "Q"

"ENEMY SNIPER SPOTTED!!"

which made him get flustered and fall off and tumble down the steep hillside and die from the fall..musta just had a few bars left of health from a previous sniper's round hitting him...

Goddammn that was funny 

yeah i know i didnt kill em "technically"
Why would you going ENEMY SNIPER SPOTTED fluster him?
hmmm, well my best guess without talking to the "sniper that tumbled off the steep mountain side" would be that he was startled by the all of a sudden loud phrase "Enemy sniper spotted!" blaring through his/her speaker setup/headphones...

Ya know you think your all alone looking through a sniper scope and suddenly the 5.1 surround sound says there's someone on top of your ass yelling when just a second ago there were like birds and stufff chirping and the wind blowing...

That... or it was the second "unseen" Seal 3 yelling from the grassy knoll that caused the fatal tumble.
scouseclarky
Member
+10|6857
on wake as chinese i jumped in a vehicle and drove to the airfield where i killed a plane and a attack chopper i then drove passed the base to the end of the peninsula and killed the chopper again, and again, and again for a total of 9 kills i just had to laugth at how bad a pilot and gunner they were. I told the this when they calld me a hackor just b4 i blew them out of the sky again. i didnt see the f35 tho or the 2 bombs that blew me back 2 my spawn point lol

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