What was your most spectacular DEATH?

2006-04-06 18:47:40

#1

RAIMIUS: You with the face!; +244|6729|US

I have seen many "best Kill" topics. How about some best death stories?

Mine happened on Oman. I was going for my explosives badge by Jihad-jeeping (since the enemy was owning with armor). I saw an APC taking the western-most beach flag. I raced toward him, jumped out, and hit my C4 detonator. Unfortunately, the FAV bounced off the APC right before I hit the detonator. The FAV rolled back some, flew back when I hit the C4 and ran me over. (without killing the APC!!)

2006-04-06 23:40:38

#2

[QXJZ]Capt_Kefra: Alright, you're good to go!; +124|6743|Honolulu, HI

This probably isn't my best death but it's the best documented. There's nothing quite like a suicide C4 run...unless you're a total explosives n00b willing to totally piss away your K/D for the sake of Basic Explosives Ordinance!

https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v357/Kefra/screen012.jpg

2006-04-06 23:48:11

#3

Sentinel: Cheeseburger Connoisseur; +145|6672|Australia

Id say my most spectacular death would have to be getting shot down by an artillery shell while doing a barrel roll in a J-10. Spectacular cause i didnt expect the arty to get me in a jet

2006-04-06 23:55:22

#4

KVNY: Member; +25|6670|SoCal

Iron_Sentinel wrote:
Id say my most spectacular death would have to be getting shot down by an artillery shell while doing a barrel roll in a J-10. Spectacular cause i didnt expect the arty to get me in a jet

Yeah, something like that happened to me once too, lol. I was flying around on Clean Sweep. I was totally focused on an enemy airplane i was chasing and then BAM blown up by arty lol.

Last edited by KVNY (2006-04-06 23:56:00)

2006-04-07 00:03:16

#5

Sambuccashake: Member; +126|6625|Sweden

I was playing Mashtuur and thought that my well trained soldier could handle the simple task of walking/sliding down a gentle slope.

There was a mec soldier capping one of our flags and I think he laughed his ass off when he heard "ouch!" and saw my dead body next to him.

2006-04-07 00:06:17

#6

millhous: Member; +39|6651|OREEGONE, USA

I was on warlord on the roof of the TV tower. Our flag was getting capped. I decided to jump off the roof and land on the flag balcony. So i did and landed on top of the guy capping the flag. I was laughing so hard that i didn't even notice that his teammate had went up to the roof and done the same thing on me. It was more funny than spectacular.

2006-04-07 00:07:31

#7

Breez: AKA: badhq; +937|6646|Derby, England

Ok I don't know if this count as best Death but I sure never laughed so hard in my life been killed

anyways I was whoring with APC ( No I dont usualy whore Look at my stats I dont even like the damn thing ) anyways back to story. We got all the flags so Im bored in APC, so I tought f** it I go have a look what's happening at enemy main base, I roll In theyr base to Find This 2 Noobs Shooting the shit out of eachother in tank and APC, So me been greedy I tought they Must Both be almost Dead so I started blasting them with My APC, soon as They Both see me they turn around Both Shoot me and Kill me, and they continue to bladst the shit out of eachother soon as I was dead.

Only maneged to get a screen shot right after they Blow me UP

https://img106.imageshack.us/img106/6413/screen0365ig.th.jpg

original Link
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I tought it was funny as hell here is me thinking 2 noobs 2 kills Both kill me and continue to kill eachother

anyways That was the funiest Kill I ever had Peace Boris

Last edited by badhq (2006-04-07 00:08:47)

2006-04-07 00:12:07

#8

Masta_Daco: Member; +39|6751|Amsterdam,The Netherlands

my funniest death was that i was going for an APC with a jeep but a teammate beat me to it but i was going way to fast to hit the brakes. I hit the APC and i flew like 300 feet in the air making like barrel rolls with my jeep and when i hit the ground 2 secs later i explode and the teammate gets a team kill..... i almost laughed my balls off

2006-04-07 00:58:19

#9

NemeSiS-Factor: Favorite Weapon? Pistol; +29|6684|Everett, WA, US

I flew into a dude who was parachuting down from his transport chopper. My plane desintigrated, and they guy suffered -2 bars on his health.

2006-04-07 01:24:06

#10

Rick_Biessman: Member; +4|6791|Germany

Since the last patches the fence at construction site (Sharqi) is very bloody
The flag at TV Station gets captured and every few secs there is a soldier jumpin to death cause he ran, jumped and had not enough downway to parachute.

Very disturbing, but no more bunny hopping noob tubers

2006-04-07 01:43:37

#11

lord_tyler_486: Member; +54|6767|Upper Franconia

I was playing Karkand/32. I was on the Hotel outpost. I was hit by artillery. I got roundhousekicked to the huge crane at the very last outpost on Karkand/64. Sorry, no screenshot of this.

2006-04-07 02:25:51

#12

*ToRRo*cT|: Spanish Sniper-Wh0re; +199|6758|Malaga, España

mine was more like stupid...i was on Wake in a J-10 and i got locked all the time....so i changed view to see who's on my tail...a F35B , and suddently he moved away....??? so i changed view back to cockpit and the last second i just reconized the Control Tower of the Carrier lol! BWAM!

2006-04-07 11:57:20

#13

Digger1969: Member; +3|6752|Toronto, Canada

badhq wrote:
Ok I don't know if this count as best Death but I sure never laughed so hard in my life been killed

anyways I was whoring with APC ( No I dont usualy whore Look at my stats I dont even like the damn thing ) anyways back to story. We got all the flags so Im bored in APC, so I tought f** it I go have a look what's happening at enemy main base, I roll In theyr base to Find This 2 Noobs Shooting the shit out of eachother in tank and APC, So me been greedy I tought they Must Both be almost Dead so I started blasting them with My APC, soon as They Both see me they turn around Both Shoot me and Kill me, and they continue to bladst the shit out of eachother soon as I was dead.

Only maneged to get a screen shot right after they Blow me UP

http://img106.imageshack.us/img106/6413 … 5ig.th.jpg
original Link
http://img106.imageshack.us/img106/6413 … 0365ig.jpg

I tought it was funny as hell here is me thinking 2 noobs 2 kills Both kill me and continue to kill eachother

anyways That was the funiest Kill I ever had Peace Boris

Those two other guys seem to me to be stat padding for repair points....too bad you didin't get a screenie with them in action.

2006-04-07 12:41:42

#14

pure_beef_69: Banned; +186|6661

Digger1969 wrote:
badhq wrote:
Ok I don't know if this count as best Death but I sure never laughed so hard in my life been killed

anyways I was whoring with APC ( No I dont usualy whore Look at my stats I dont even like the damn thing ) anyways back to story. We got all the flags so Im bored in APC, so I tought f** it I go have a look what's happening at enemy main base, I roll In theyr base to Find This 2 Noobs Shooting the shit out of eachother in tank and APC, So me been greedy I tought they Must Both be almost Dead so I started blasting them with My APC, soon as They Both see me they turn around Both Shoot me and Kill me, and they continue to bladst the shit out of eachother soon as I was dead.

Only maneged to get a screen shot right after they Blow me UP

http://img106.imageshack.us/img106/6413 … 5ig.th.jpg
original Link
http://img106.imageshack.us/img106/6413 … 0365ig.jpg

I tought it was funny as hell here is me thinking 2 noobs 2 kills Both kill me and continue to kill eachother

anyways That was the funiest Kill I ever had Peace Boris
Those two other guys seem to me to be stat padding for repair points....too bad you didin't get a screenie with them in action.

yea lets go and ruin this whole topic by talking about trying to catch stat padders, why does that need 2 be brought up? it was a funni death and a funny thing to see,

2006-04-07 12:54:23

#15

Sgt.Davi: Touches Himself At Night.; +300|6657|England

Not sure about death, however kill has to be on Kubra some MEC pilot jumps to take our bomber and i am an engi, so I place an AT mine on the runway and BOOM!

2006-04-07 12:59:45

#16

Citizen One: 한국 공주; +338|6663|South Korea.

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2006-04-07 18:06:58

#17

usmarine: Banned; +2,785|6776

Now this has nothing to do with the game, or death for that matter, but I think it is a cool story and pretty spectacular. I was in Afgahnistan and in some little village when we came under fire. And just like in the game, you can hear the snaps and whine of bullets all around you. All of a sudden, 5 shots came raining down all around me from an AK. They all missed...obviously, yet one grazed the side of my helmet and shattered the MRE spoon I had wedged on the side of my helmet. A piece of the plastic flew right into one of my squadmembers eye. After two years of surgey and rehab, he now sees 20/20 and everything is back to normal. But, he got the Purple Heart and I got shit. I was within a couple inches of being dead, yet I did not get any recognition ( just kidding) Anyway, I just wanted to share that, and I have no idea why. I guess the only thing this has to do with the game is that the snap and whine of bullets flying by sounds exactly the same.

2006-04-07 18:37:56

#18

FesterTheMolester: BF2s US Server Admin, IRC>Forums; +157|6654|The Mind Of A Cereal Killer

Citizen One wrote:
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Do you just take screenies everytime you get directly hit by arty?

2006-04-07 18:58:54

#19

KtotheIMMY: Member; +513|6778

I've had way too many spectacular deaths. Today I got killed when my commander accidently dropped a supply crate on my head. That was super.

2006-04-07 19:04:37

#20

tF-afrojap: Member; +124|6861|SF

Some of the funny / memoriable ones are:

1. n00borizing myself while taking a Eryx shot around a corner. (didn't peek around enough)
2. Forgetting it was my last pack of C4.
3. Flying over friendly arty while coming in for repairs. Arty gets erect and puts one straight up my ass. Wow that came out gay.

2006-04-07 19:05:30

#21

KtotheIMMY: Member; +513|6778

tF-afrojap wrote:
Arty gets erect and puts one straight up my ass. Wow that came out gay.

I like how you used the words erect and ass in the same sentence...

Last edited by KtotheIMMY (2006-04-07 19:09:02)

2006-04-07 19:07:49

#22

rombaft: Member; +0|6739|belgium

walking to a flag, walk to a vodnik standing there with nowbody in and dropped dead

2006-04-07 19:09:47

#23

Citizen One: 한국 공주; +338|6663|South Korea.

FesterTheMolester wrote:
Citizen One wrote:
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Do you just take screenies everytime you get directly hit by arty?

Yeah, pretty much. It just looks so cool.