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Is it cooler to be a pirate or a ninja?

Ninjas are cooler61%61% - 36
Pirates are cooler38%38% - 23
Total: 59
JoeMeal
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Just interested in the age-old question... Is it cooler to be a pirate or a ninja?
irenicus87
Member
+0|6855
Pirates are definately way cool. Who else gets to use kickass words like YARRR!!! and AAAARRGGGHHH!!!
There is no comparison, Pirates are WAY cooler than ninjas.
JoeMeal
Member
+1|6931
those aren't even words!!!
TriggerHappy998
just nothing
+387|7086|-
PIRATE!!!
Skruples
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+234|6939
Ninjas of course. You cant beat swords and stealth.
THA
im a fucking .....well not now
+609|7009|AUS, Canberra

TriggerHappy998 wrote:

PIRATE!!!
no way ninjas pwn pirates
Mr.Pieeater
Member
+116|6863|Cherry Pie
LOL, a ninja would take a pirates balls, cut them off, and replace them as the pirates eyeballs, before the pirate could even notice...  They are that good.  And, AND, a pirate could have never defeated the shredder...  That is a fact...
JoeMeal
Member
+1|6931
Please vote in the poll!
TriggerHappy998
just nothing
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the_heart_attack wrote:

TriggerHappy998 wrote:

PIRATE!!!
no way ninjas pwn pirates
Yeah, I know. I voted for the wrong one on accident...
Tetrino
International OMGWTFBBQ
+200|6970|Uhh... erm...
Use the search, man.

Pirates are cooler. Them ninjas got no ale.
Ty
Mass Media Casualty
+2,398|7013|Noizyland

It's hard to say. I mean, Pirates get to be loud and boastful and wear those awesome patches and pants, but Ninjas get the whole professional dark gearm silent, assassination thing. My judgement: Pirates are cool in the same way racing cars are cool, but Ninja's are cool in the way that the Beatniks were cool.

What would be coolest though would be a pirate ninja, although I don't think being loud, boastful and stealthy would be a good mix.
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Skruples
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Homeschtar wrote:

Ninjas FTW.

Proof: http://www.realultimatepower.net/index4.htm
I think my IQ dropped a few points from going to that site. But still, ninjas are better.
Stratocaster
WCR official whiner
+6|6967|Madrid, Spain
Pirates suck, Ninjas pwn them before they realize they're being attacked
Stratocaster
WCR official whiner
+6|6967|Madrid, Spain

<{SoE}>Agamemnar wrote:

Pirates can repell ninja attacks with pure manly brawn and numbness of pain due to constant drunkeness.
You don't get drunk very much...
Skruples
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Stratocaster wrote:

<{SoE}>Agamemnar wrote:

Pirates can repell ninja attacks with pure manly brawn and numbness of pain due to constant drunkeness.
You don't get drunk very much...
Numbness doesnt help when your arm was cut off at the shoulder anyway.
Tetrino
International OMGWTFBBQ
+200|6970|Uhh... erm...
Pirates got big cannons. All ninjas got is em' puny shuriken.
jamiecracker
Member
+17|6986|Wollongong,Australia
pirates get cool wooden legs and parrots
MrPredictable
Member
+14|6925
MooseRyder
Member
+37|6894|Montréal, Canada

MrPredictable wrote:

http://www.ninjapirate.com/battle.html

ninjas pwn pirates
I read that page and what make me laugh was

- Ninjas Kill themselves if they make a noise 
blademaster
I'm moving to Brazil
+2,075|6884
ninja
TrollmeaT
Aspiring Objectivist
+492|6911|Colorado
Pirates all the way, You get to rape & pillage, live free on the open seas with tons of adventure all while your drunk! Not to mention the fame & glory.

Gun powder > ninja sword

Ninjas on the other hand have to live all secretive, massive life long training, are never recognized for their actions.
Ninjas dont exist anymore & pirates do.
Did I mention pirates get to rape & pillage?
The only thing that sucks about the pirate are the gay ruffle shirts but who cares when your raping & pillaging & drinking.

Last edited by TrollmeaT (2006-03-19 22:50:17)

junkpi1e
Captain Input
+4|6868|Sunshine Coast, Queensland
I voted Ninjas.

I wish I voted Pirates.

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