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Support should yell "Get some get some!" when they go prone and open up =p
"Get The Fuck Out Of The Way I'm A Tank, Not A Shopping Cart!"
For when your co-pilot... "Enemy Tree or Enemy Crane Spotted"
there just should just be a tunt button like in bfv the gunners say "getsome come on get sum" and the other guys say "iam bookoo dinkey dow" or like " u want a war i got your war" or just plane "die commie's die" (fro when u r fighting the russians or chind(and i know russia is no longer communist))
Last edited by josh's (2006-03-05 10:20:53)
Need a similar one for ammo when the support just run away -E|W4v0r wrote:
I like the "Stop running I AM a medic!" one.
It sucks to here I need a medic when you're right behind the guy then chasehim around the whole map.
"I need ammo here soldier - Stop or you'll find a knife in your eyes"
Jetwhore: "Requesting a fly-by".
Commander on carrier: "Negative jetwhore, fly by denied".
*WHOOOOOOOOOOSH*
Comm: "GOD DAMN IT JETWHORE!!!!!!!".
Lmao they should actually just steal anything that has been said in a brilliant war film and such .
Commander on carrier: "Negative jetwhore, fly by denied".
*WHOOOOOOOOOOSH*
Comm: "GOD DAMN IT JETWHORE!!!!!!!".
Lmao they should actually just steal anything that has been said in a brilliant war film and such .
Good one. Have needed that alot!!j4mi3-k1ll3r wrote:
For when your co-pilot... "Enemy Tree or Enemy Crane Spotted"
How about this if 2 people waiting for jet 1 gets it and the other one stands in front of it Jet gives that nhoob electric shock and that noob gets -25
lets see how many Noobs will stand in front of the Jet then
Peace Boris
lets see how many Noobs will stand in front of the Jet then
Peace Boris
Enemy Bunny-Hopper Spotted!
Medic one is good, but you also need to think of the flip side. How about "Stop fucking reviving me when there are 10 enemies having a drink around my body"
Tank gunner to driver, "Stop moving the turret so fucking much!"
When someone thanks you "No Problem Soldier, just doing my Job"
Edit: just for fun: "Leeeeeeerrrrooooooy Jeeeeenkins" would be funny when doing suicide runs.
Edit: just for fun: "Leeeeeeerrrrooooooy Jeeeeenkins" would be funny when doing suicide runs.
Last edited by khmer (2006-03-05 15:34:22)
I NEED THOSE TWO ON MY COMMO ROSE RIGHT NOW1stLt.MikeUSAF wrote:
"Shutup there is no boat on this map"
"BOOM HEADSHOT!"
"If you want a vision of the future, imagine SecuROM slapping your face with its dick -- forever." -George Orwell
"Bombs Away!!!"
More commo-rose aimed at noobs:
Motivational: "If I had a dollar for every helpful soldier in this army, I'd be pretty fucking poor. NOW MAKE ME RICH YOU PANZY BASTARDS!"
Inspirational: "Last war we won, was by actually FIRING OUR WEAPONS and not WANKING OVER A VEHICLE!"
Fact: "I guess we need morons like you to compensate for the good soldiers that are actually WINNING battles for us."
Motivational: "If I had a dollar for every helpful soldier in this army, I'd be pretty fucking poor. NOW MAKE ME RICH YOU PANZY BASTARDS!"
Inspirational: "Last war we won, was by actually FIRING OUR WEAPONS and not WANKING OVER A VEHICLE!"
Fact: "I guess we need morons like you to compensate for the good soldiers that are actually WINNING battles for us."
I'm liking those. lolTalsyn wrote:
More commo-rose aimed at noobs:
Motivational: "If I had a dollar for every helpful soldier in this army, I'd be pretty fucking poor. NOW MAKE ME RICH YOU PANZY BASTARDS!"
Inspirational: "Last war we won, was by actually FIRING OUR WEAPONS and not WANKING OVER A VEHICLE!"
Fact: "I guess we need morons like you to compensate for the good soldiers that are actually WINNING battles for us."
"Tally Ho!"
" Enemy tank shell spotted"
In general - commanders should have a wider variety when commending/rebuking squads (and yes - this'll only work when playing US unless you have everything english)
"You'r the finest squad i've ever seen" is getting very old...
"You'r the finest squad i've ever seen" is getting very old...
"Broken Arrow!!"
At which point all jets in the air re-direct and bomb the fuck outta the position friendlies or not.
From Wiki: Broken arrow is a code word used to request close air support from all available aircraft when a ground position is in extreme danger of being overrun by enemy troops. This was last used in the Vietnam War, and is a plot element in movies such as We Were Soldiers.
At which point all jets in the air re-direct and bomb the fuck outta the position friendlies or not.
From Wiki: Broken arrow is a code word used to request close air support from all available aircraft when a ground position is in extreme danger of being overrun by enemy troops. This was last used in the Vietnam War, and is a plot element in movies such as We Were Soldiers.
" i was here to chew gum and rip people apart, and i ain't got no more bubble gum"
"Red Skulls = Candy" after you're on -12 becuase a friendly jeep liked your land mines.
Isn't that a variation of the classic Duke Nukem 3D quote that goes, "It's time to kick ass and chew bubble gum--and I'm all outta gum"? Good times on a 486DX2...SmilingBuddha wrote:
" i was here to chew gum and rip people apart, and i ain't got no more bubble gum"
Since EA didn't "address" the red-tag problem, how about "Friendly with red name spotted"?
The "STOP fucking reviving me" is a must.coldfyre99 wrote:
Medic one is good, but you also need to think of the flip side. How about "Stop fucking reviving me when there are 10 enemies having a drink around my body"
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