thoguht of this sitting in the hospital wait room
Your Stats are you world.
you live in your little world, always looking for ways to better it.
you find abnormalities in other peoples stats, hoping that getting them erased will allow you to move up 1 or 2 places in the world.
you make threads to show off how cool you are (NASTIE_BUTLER im lookin at you).
you are constantly comparing yourself to others.
you make a sig to show your stats to a world that could give a shit.
you get mad when someone does better than you in a game.
you believe that getting an award is like winning the fucking nobel prize
you press tab every 5 seconds to make sure no one is challenging your score
your stats are your penis
with every award, you believe your penis becomes erect and man like.
you find yourself looking at the top 10 guys thinking how they arent that good and you could do better
the next rank is more important than your little brothers birthday
you base someones in game performance by their stats
you automatically become "cooler" when you rank up.
your stats are your downfall
stats are the downfall of humanity
if you gain confidence by showing you are better ranked than someone else, you should fornicate yourself with a hot iron pole you fuck.
if people concentrated more on fun and killing and less on the War College Ribbon, the game could be interesting at times
if your stats were to be reset tomorrow, you would cry that night
even if we were all reset, jackasses would still exist, with their threads that say "look at my l337ness, my K/D ratio, my wins, my armor kills"
Your Stats are you world.
you live in your little world, always looking for ways to better it.
you find abnormalities in other peoples stats, hoping that getting them erased will allow you to move up 1 or 2 places in the world.
you make threads to show off how cool you are (NASTIE_BUTLER im lookin at you).
you are constantly comparing yourself to others.
you make a sig to show your stats to a world that could give a shit.
you get mad when someone does better than you in a game.
you believe that getting an award is like winning the fucking nobel prize
you press tab every 5 seconds to make sure no one is challenging your score
your stats are your penis
with every award, you believe your penis becomes erect and man like.
you find yourself looking at the top 10 guys thinking how they arent that good and you could do better
the next rank is more important than your little brothers birthday
you base someones in game performance by their stats
you automatically become "cooler" when you rank up.
your stats are your downfall
stats are the downfall of humanity
if you gain confidence by showing you are better ranked than someone else, you should fornicate yourself with a hot iron pole you fuck.
if people concentrated more on fun and killing and less on the War College Ribbon, the game could be interesting at times
if your stats were to be reset tomorrow, you would cry that night
even if we were all reset, jackasses would still exist, with their threads that say "look at my l337ness, my K/D ratio, my wins, my armor kills"