omg A special Bulletin from the Pentagon

2006-02-22 21:26:36

#1

airborne916: Member; +24|6918

The Pentagon today announced the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces. These Alabama,Georgia, Louisiana, Mississippi, Tennessee and Texas boys will be air-dropped into Iraq and have been given only the following facts about terrorists:

1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don\'t like beer, pickups, country music, or Jesus.
5. They are DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE for the death of Dale Earnhardt.

The Pentagon expects the problem in Iraq to be over by Friday.

2006-02-22 23:14:49

#2

Giant_Squid500: Member; +5|6924|U.S.A.

Hahah stupid southerners.

Although I bet you if you send any poor American over there promising the reward apon capture, we'll find Osama and all his little friends within a month. I guarantee it.

2006-02-23 01:41:05

#3

supa_fly52: Save a Mouse, Eat a Pussy; +8|7008|Gold Coast, Australia

I get it, but no offense but its not very funny

2006-02-23 01:47:27

#4

ilyandor: Member; +31|6941|Phoenix, AZ

southerners are NOT stupid. suicidebomber-muslims ARE.

2006-02-23 01:56:34

#5

Inquatitis: Member; +1|6891

Giant_Squid500 wrote:
Hahah stupid southerners.

Although I bet you if you send any poor American over there promising the reward apon capture, we'll find Osama and all his little friends within a month. I guarantee it.

osama has a 2million USD prize on his head actually.
$500000 for information leading to his capture.

2006-02-23 01:57:28

#6

unnamednewbie13: Moderator; +2,053|7024|PNW

This is a take on an online image that has been around for some time. I have it on one of my hard drives, and if I ever stumble across it I'll post it here.

2006-02-23 15:01:57

#7

_j5689_: Dreads & Bergers; +364|6969|Riva, MD

NASCAR

Non
Athletic
Sport
Centered
Around
Rednecks

2006-02-23 15:14:18

#8

DeZwarteMaan: Member; +10|6925|Texas

ilyandor wrote:
southerners are NOT stupid. suicidebomber-muslims ARE.

Not stupid but we are gun crazy.

airborne916 wrote:
1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music, or Jesus.
5. They are DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE for the death of Dale Earnhardt.

The Pentagon expects the problem in Iraq to be over by Friday.

1. License to kill? Sweet!
2. No reprocussions upon slaughter of them bastids.. yehaw!
3. aint stupid.. Dont eat bottom feeder vermins..
4. checked my list.. thems are kill'n offenses.
5. Dale who? Wait did that vermin just step on that flag...ah damn he gunna die!

*this message is an overdramatized version of our Southern ways... it is not the belief or feelings of all represented folks living in southern USA. 5% of the population are yankies who think differently the rest of us say make a parking lot*

Thank you for your time...

Texan

Last edited by DeZwarteMaan (2006-02-23 15:17:09)

2006-02-23 15:20:03

#9

Kung Jew: That one mod; +331|6997|Houston, TX

I reckon ma n' me ill git our bunnyblasters out n' done shoot us some ah-rabs. Then when pappy come back from makin tha moonshine, we be havin a hootinanny with that there reward money from shootin osama......

What?

Whatchall yankies laughin at?

*sigh* Sorry squid, but southerners aren't all stupid, and all northerners aren't jerks either. Break free from stereotypes.

KJ

PS Granted we both have a fair share of each type.

EDIT: "Not stupid but we are gun crazy." <-- From the above poster. For the above-->SHO'NOUGH! DAMN RIGHT!

Last edited by Kung Jew (2006-02-23 15:22:22)

2006-02-23 15:24:23

#10

jord: Member; +2,382|6930|The North, beyond the wall.

Inquatitis wrote:
Giant_Squid500 wrote:
Hahah stupid southerners.

Although I bet you if you send any poor American over there promising the reward apon capture, we'll find Osama and all his little friends within a month. I guarantee it.
osama has a 2million USD prize on his head actually.
$500000 for information leading to his capture.

2mil for civilians as well?

2006-02-23 15:27:11

#11

anuj: Member; +0|6916

Haha, I thought it was kinda funny.

Besides, if we can't laugh at jokes about the US, the TERRORISTS WIN.

2006-02-23 15:27:37

#12

Wasder: Resident Emo Hater; +139|6927|Moscow, Russia

Yeehaw! Yes, we in Russia love your american cowboys with neck red from sunshine and stupidity! ;D

2006-02-23 15:32:00

#13

Effreem: Member; +0|7017

Osama bin laden has a 25mil bounty on him from the US FBI...go check their website its been there isnt 2001. Military and Law Enforcement employees cannot collect it (this is the reason we havent found him yet...wait till some of these guys get completely out of the military and he will magically appear.)

2006-02-23 15:39:29

#14

tahadar: Sniper!!; +183|6991|Pakistan/England

_j5689_ wrote:
NASCAR

Non
Athletic
Sport
Centered
Around
Rednecks

most high forms of motorsport require fitness levels close to those required to run a marathon. thats non athletic, right?

2006-02-24 03:52:13

#15

shaggyp: Member; +1|6976|Florida

there are plenty of bounty hunters from all over the world in both afghanistan and pakistan right now looking for bin laden. if you've ever seen the afghan landscape, especially around the pakistani border, it's easy to see how someone could hide for a very very long time. eventually he'll show up and get what's coming to him.

2006-02-24 03:57:35

#16

TheMajorBummer: Have a nice day!; +-4|7078|Netherlands

yeah...a nice bath..in quantanamo-bay

2006-02-24 13:07:02

#17

airborne916: Member; +24|6918

You guys are fucking stupid, it was a joke.

2006-02-24 13:21:09

#18

wannabe_tank_whore: Member; +5|7030

shaggyp wrote:
there are plenty of bounty hunters from all over the world in both afghanistan and pakistan right now looking for bin laden. if you've ever seen the afghan landscape, especially around the pakistani border, it's easy to see how someone could hide for a very very long time. eventually he'll show up and get what's coming to him.

It took how many years to find Eric Rudolph in North Carolina??

2006-02-24 13:27:02

#19

TriggerHappy998: just nothing; +387|7100|-

airborne916 wrote:
You guys are fucking stupid, it was a joke.

You're starting to get on my nerves kid. Clean up your act.

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