Dauntless
Admin
+2,249|6739|London

how do you accidentally ask someone for a pen?
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Macbeth
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Extra Medium
THE UZI SLAYER
+79|4192|Oklahoma
Chick at the convenience store asked me if I wanted a receipt today.

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Extra Medium
THE UZI SLAYER
+79|4192|Oklahoma
Got pulled over this morning going 64mph in a 45mph zone with no seat belt and no insurance cert and got off with a warning.

tep lul
Roc18
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Extra Medium wrote:

Got pulled over this morning going 64mph in a 45mph zone with no seat belt and no insurance cert and got off with a warning.

tep lul
If I tried that as a black man I'd be in jail right now.
Extra Medium
THE UZI SLAYER
+79|4192|Oklahoma

Roc18 wrote:

Extra Medium wrote:

Got pulled over this morning going 64mph in a 45mph zone with no seat belt and no insurance cert and got off with a warning.

tep lul
If I tried that as a black man I'd be in jail right now.
I have a full proof plan for getting out of tickets that has worked 9 times in a row now.
Uzique The Lesser
Banned
+382|4251

Extra Medium wrote:

Roc18 wrote:

Extra Medium wrote:

Got pulled over this morning going 64mph in a 45mph zone with no seat belt and no insurance cert and got off with a warning.

tep lul
If I tried that as a black man I'd be in jail right now.
I have a full proof plan for getting out of tickets that has worked 9 times in a row now.
it's "fool proof".
unnamednewbie13
Moderator
+2,053|6769|PNW

Extra Medium wrote:

Chick at the convenience store asked me if I wanted a receipt today.

"My wife is the most beautiful woman on the planet in my opinion."
Extra Medium
THE UZI SLAYER
+79|4192|Oklahoma
Soon MY friends will be here...................sooooooon.
Pochsy
Artifice of Eternity
+702|5540|Toronto
I inherited an entire stock portfolio compiled by my accountant mother.

I have no idea at all what I am doing with 40 odd stocks to track. Something tells me I'll screw this up within the quarter.
The shape of an eye in front of the ocean, digging for stones and throwing them against its window pane. Take it down dreamer, take it down deep. - Other Families
Roc18
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Might as well flush that money down the toilet if you don't know what you're doing. Its glorified gambling in that case. Or sell all the stock and put it in safer investments like Bonds/CD's if you can find a good rate.
Jay
Bork! Bork! Bork!
+2,006|5355|London, England
Dump it all in a market index fund and walk away.
"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat
Macbeth
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Jay wrote:

Dump it all in a market index fund and walk away.
yes

Roc18 wrote:

Might as well flush that money down the toilet if you don't know what you're doing. Its glorified gambling in that case. Or sell all the stock and put it in safer investments like Bonds/CD's if you can find a good rate.
no.
Roc18
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Macbeth wrote:

Jay wrote:

Dump it all in a market index fund and walk away.
yes

Roc18 wrote:

Might as well flush that money down the toilet if you don't know what you're doing. Its glorified gambling in that case. Or sell all the stock and put it in safer investments like Bonds/CD's if you can find a good rate.
no.
I don't know what part my statement you are "no"ing to. I'm saying the same thing as Jay. Market index funds are safe investments.
Macbeth
Banned
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no to the part about CD and Bonds. you mentioned those and not index funds sooo
Uzique The Lesser
Banned
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roc: trainee accountant.
gives bad money advice.

harvard business school for mba?
Macbeth
Banned
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I set up outlook for my personal email use for the first time. Excited to give this a try.
Brasso
member
+1,549|6627

outlook is honestly great for work but i wouldn't ever use it for personal use
"people in ny have a general idea of how to drive. one of the pedals goes forward the other one prevents you from dying"
Macbeth
Banned
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The in browser email I get through my ISP is terrible. I can't delete more than 20 emails at a time. Which is one reason why I have over 2000 emails just sitting there.
Brasso
member
+1,549|6627

just forward it to gmail or something. or switch emails. this is 2013 we're talking about
"people in ny have a general idea of how to drive. one of the pedals goes forward the other one prevents you from dying"
Macbeth
Banned
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That account and my gmail account both get forwarded to my cellphone. That is the second reason why I have so many backed up emails. The third reason is that someone signed up my ISP email to some newsletter/list shit that spams me ads for Viagra.
Macbeth
Banned
+2,444|5583

My gmail account also gets a newsletter from Christian mingle (???) and gets an alert every time something happens on FB.
Brasso
member
+1,549|6627

why not just forward everything to gmail and add filters/blacklists
"people in ny have a general idea of how to drive. one of the pedals goes forward the other one prevents you from dying"
Winston_Churchill
Bazinga!
+521|6736|Toronto | Canada

why dont you disable fb emails like everyone else did in 2008?
Jaekus
I'm the matchstick that you'll never lose
+957|5175|Sydney
Why not just use a spam filter?

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