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Dilbert_X
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Cybargs wrote:

but i'm sure dilbs can still find a cambodian or filipina woman he can impress one day. dilbs, do you still live in adelaide?
I like asian girls, I really do. But they all seem to lack muscle tone, mostly they're just sort of soft and pudgy.

The best they seem to be able to manage is a sort of rubbery texture, maybe about 30 on the Shore 00 scale if you're lucky.

Also

uziq wrote:

south korean escorts are very expensive dilbert.

Dilbert_X wrote:

what do you mean by 'expensive'
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Cybargs
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get yourself a cambodian, there's quite a few that pick grapes for the vineyards in SA, they got some muscle tone.

or just hit a commercial gym, theres always a few azn fuccgirls who lift
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uziq
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I like asian girls, I really do. But they all seem to lack muscle tone, mostly they're just sort of soft and pudgy.
lol wtf. every asian girl i have ever dated, in the UK or elsewhere, has been a dieting and/or fitness fanatic. my gf from hong kong had her own personal trainer. most koreans, owing to their insane beauty standards, go to the gym 3-4 times a week.

hiking is the national sport of korea, most go on a weekly basis or otherwise a couple times a month. it's a social occasion with friends or family. mountain hiking doesn't exactly scream 'pudgy'.

there's a huge industry here in 'fitness photos'. you know, getting oiled up and having specially lit photos taken so that you look shredded. it's super popular with korean women. they are anything but 'pudgy'. i think you've been spending too much time around depressed prostitutes who are only allowed 3 hours of sunlight per week by their pimp.
Dilbert_X
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I'm not talking about looks, I'm talking about texture.
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uziq
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ok, hannibal lecter, PhD in women.
SuperJail Warden
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I replanted 2 of my cactus tonight. I raised all of these. These are my children.
https://i.imgur.com/1QW447a.jpg

One of the ones that got replanted.

"You vs the pot she tells you not to worry about"
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SuperJail Warden
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Do you guys like my horticulture?
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uziq
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good work on the repotting. although i have a special sympathy for any cactus that has been rudely transplanted to new jersey.
SuperJail Warden
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Hey thanks.

Yeah I feel bad too. I would like to someday plant the tall one in a warm and sunny place.
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KEN-JENNINGS
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Soil looks too wet but the plants look healthy enough.

I have a tropical palm from Central America I've been slowly killing and I can't figure out why. I think it may be a lack of humidity.
SuperJail Warden
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Maybe your soil is too dry.
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unnamednewbie13
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uziq wrote:

ok, hannibal lecter, PhD in women.
Maybe a bad comparison. Dr. Lecter was insanely educated. Without the traumas turning him into a cannibal supervillain, he could have been a tremendous force for good within his own universe.

I don't think Dilbert could help walk Clarice Starling through her personal demons, nor would Lecter spend his time on a gaming forum complaining about pointy elbows, "pudgy textures" (what?), Indian restaurant owners, Indian cab drivers, Indians, blacks, and Jews. Nor express a profound disinterest in art, humanities, human dramas, in addition to accepted medical sciences.
uziq
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i was referring solely to the fact that complaining about a woman's 'texture' makes you sound like a cannibal.

who the f talks about women's 'textures'? a girl who looks physically fit normally has a lean 'texture', not a pudgy one. muscles don't feel pudgy? it doesn't make any fucking sense.
unnamednewbie13
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rofl
unnamednewbie13
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Like it could be it's own episode in What We Do in the Shadows, a ghoul all the vampires are slightly uncomfortable around.

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KEN-JENNINGS
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SuperJail Warden wrote:

Maybe your soil is too dry.
It's definitely not that. Many people over water their plants. I make sure mine are watered correctly. I even do the finger in the soil test. For my palm, I mist it day and night to no avail. It's frustrating because I have probably 20 plants in my house and I can't keep this one or a chain fern alive.
unnamednewbie13
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I think a lot of times in households with more than one person, a plant gets overwatered because there are two people drenching it at different times. Similar reason some cats and dogs get fat.
Dilbert_X
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My cat got fat because he was a greedy little piglet.

We had to put him on a diet and chase him up and down the stairs.

Probably he had been starved by his previous owner, who he then ate. More soon, watch this space.
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SuperJail Warden
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KEN-JENNINGS wrote:

SuperJail Warden wrote:

Maybe your soil is too dry.
It's definitely not that. Many people over water their plants. I make sure mine are watered correctly. I even do the finger in the soil test. For my palm, I mist it day and night to no avail. It's frustrating because I have probably 20 plants in my house and I can't keep this one or a chain fern alive.
Have you considered putting it outside? My Cactus only really grow during the summer when in direct sunlight. Light through glass isn't strong enough.
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Adams_BJ
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I had a baby last month
SuperJail Warden
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Wow, congratulations.
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KEN-JENNINGS
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Hope the labor wasn't too painful
Dilbert_X
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Adams_BJ wrote:

I had a baby last month
Congrats, are you going to tell us the gender or wait until they're 16 and can decide for themselves?
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Take it to the transgender thread. We all know how you're intimidated by lesbian schoolteachers.
uziq
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Dilbert_X wrote:

Adams_BJ wrote:

I had a baby last month
Congrats, are you going to tell us the gender or wait until they're 16 and can decide for themselves?
he's going to start a bush fire as part of the gender reveal celebrations, i just know it.

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