SuperJail Warden
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I had a meeting with the blind social worker. Her dog kept jumping on me. I was standing in the corner with an excited dog. I am not afraid of dogs but I wasn't sure if I could manhandle a service dog.
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Dilbert_X
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uziq wrote:

yes i have pointed out to you several times that the 'engineering utopia' has been tried already, and it was called the soviet union.
It went great for a while, then the hipsters took over.

In other news, I asked the asian coworker with the short skirts and dirty voice how her weekend went.

"Oh I was dancing in a nightclub"
"You mean you went to an nightclub?"
"No, I was paid to dance"
And shows me a video on her phone of her and her friend dancing on stage in leather hot-pants and a skimpy top.

https://media.tenor.com/hc4xWmGAXrgAAAAM/i-can%27t-deal-with-this-shit-robert.gif

Last edited by Dilbert_X (2026-04-28 02:43:23)

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uziq
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women enjoying themselves, you mean?

i dated a professor in korea (she was singaporean and very brit-coded though), graduated from princeton and lectured at korea's most elite university. her main hobby there? pole dancing.

i guess it's shocking if you've not interacted with women or gender dynamics since the 1970s.
Dilbert_X
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Its weird to be shown videos in a work environment though.

Also, when I ask people at the coffee machine how their weekend was I don't expect them to
A) tell me
B) show me videos of themselves in leather hot pants

There's no knowing where either could end up

Last edited by Dilbert_X (2026-04-28 07:05:17)

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uziq
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they want you dilbert. they w a n t you.
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a woman even tried the 'talking about heinlein' approach. and still…dilbert fled.

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