PrivateVendetta
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barotrauma has no effect on the lungs btw
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eleven bravo
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PrivateVendetta wrote:

eleven bravo wrote:

PrivateVendetta wrote:


Shitting me right? Pilot medicals are almost as bad as army.
And you kind of need good lungs if you're on an oxygen mask in stressful situations...
or if youre an environment that sees a lot of air pressure changes right?
That's why you have the mask
i was thinking along of the changing pressure of a submarine.  its one of the reasons why people with a history of collapsed lungs cant serve on them
Tu Stultus Es
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Hey Brad, why not just join a branch where you don't need to physically or mentally exert yourself? You could be a janitor on an aircraft carrier, or something along those lines.
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eleven bravo wrote:

-Sh1fty- wrote:

oh shit THREE years?!! fuck me
whos the idiot now. 


its you
You're still an idiot. It says I can join...albeit in three years, at 22, but not that I cannot join.
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PrivateVendetta
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PrivateVendetta wrote:

barotrauma has no effect on the lungs btw
Actually, maybe that's just if you have non-retarded lungs
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RTHKI
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what will you do those 3 years
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-Sh1fty-
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Plan B is still there. I'll go to college and try something in engineering. In the meantime I know a friend who can hook me up with a better job as a rent-a-cop.
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m3thod
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shifty you couldn’t give one of your comrades CPR after they've been shot in the head trying to save your monkey arse cos your retarded lungs will be useless for mouth to mouth resuscitation.

not that will stop you and your faygit ways
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PrivateVendetta
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sorry but i wouldn't hire you to guard my shit
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m3thod
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-Sh1fty- wrote:

Plan B is still there. I'll go to college and try something in engineering. In the meantime I know a friend who can hook me up with a better job as a rent-a-cop.
you will need to chase crims but your retarded lungs will fail you once again.
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m3thod
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and lol as shifty as a security guard.
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FatherTed
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Da Blooze
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If you want to enter the armed services as a medical officer, are you held to the same physical standards for entrance as all new recruits?

As in, could a mildly asthmatic, partially color-blind dentist with a bum left knee still be accepted?

Not thinking about it with any sort of conviction, but I've wondered if I even could if I tried...I figured the trifecta above would keep me from having to/being able to serve in just about any circumstance...

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PrivateVendetta
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a bum for a left knee?
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Da Blooze
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PrivateVendetta wrote:

a bum for a left knee?
Oh you.

Torn ligament, later had a femur condyle fracture off, had to be held in with pins for about 6 months. Now it's functional, but only about 85-90% of normal.

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-Sh1fty-
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I think being color blind would be what they'd catch you on first.
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PrivateVendetta
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and then they'd see you shit out of your knee, and put you in the specialist division.
at least you have a power, you don't just have lungs that don't work

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m3thod
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a dodgy left knee

christ pv
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Da Blooze
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Yeah it's not complete, but I figured even red-green color deficiency would be a big red flag. The asthma is pretty mild, I use an inhaler before runs over a couple miles, but can do it without...it's just uncomfortable.

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PrivateVendetta
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his left knee can dodge bullets?!
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Superior Mind
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-Sh1fty- wrote:

oh shit THREE years?!! fuck me
Might as well go to college for now.
FatherTed
xD
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meth you should join the army
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PrivateVendetta
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insurgents aren't an army
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PrivateVendetta
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sorry mef
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RTHKI
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theyre god's army
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