1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|6891|Cardiff, Capital of Wales
Sure thats not VULVA?
Camm
Feeding the Cats.
+761|5186|Dundee, Scotland.

1927 wrote:

Sure thats not VULVA?
matt... the vulva is the outside bits of a vag.
for a fatty you're a serious intellectual lightweight.
PrivateVendetta
I DEMAND XMAS THEME
+704|6409|Roma
Lol
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1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|6891|Cardiff, Capital of Wales
Yeah well, one might of become dis-lodged and got stuck in ya throat.

And the correct medical term is 'Lady Garden' not Vag.
Adams_BJ
Russian warship, go fuck yourself
+2,054|6841|Little Bentcock
you guys are so cray
mkxiii
online bf2s mek evasion
+509|6454|Uk

Adams_BJ wrote:

you guys are so gay
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|6891|Cardiff, Capital of Wales
I wouldnt mind my own stickied thread 'ask 27'.

Can be medical advice, relationship, probably not finacial, but Id love to help the good people of bf2s that little bit more.

Some of you can shove ya problems up ya arse, you aint getting feck all out of me, but most of you Id happily help.
Toilet Sex
one love, one pig
+1,775|6790

1927 wrote:

Hi 27

Hi TS

You ok mate?

Yeah fine thanks and yaself?

Yeah not bad thanks
i didn't see you

Hi 27

@camm i've been to Birmingham today what a beautiful place
mkxiii
online bf2s mek evasion
+509|6454|Uk
birmingham sucks
Laura
your girlfriend a freak like cirque du soleil
+149|6048|u fucking wot m8
dear '27

how do i steal my dad's porsche and drive it out garage and into the night
https://i52.tinypic.com/98cz7p.png
Toilet Sex
one love, one pig
+1,775|6790

mkxiii wrote:

birmingham sucks
absolute hole innit

only Sheffield i've seen is worse, Leeds is comfortably in 3rd place too
m3thod
All kiiiiiiiiinds of gainz
+2,197|6889|UK
naw dogg
Blackbelts are just whitebelts who have never quit.
Laura
your girlfriend a freak like cirque du soleil
+149|6048|u fucking wot m8

Laura wrote:

dear '27

how do i steal my dad's porsche and drive it out garage and into the night
actually dw, got in, turned the key to accessory, shifted to reverse, ripped the handbrake, rolled down the driveway, pumped the brakes hard as fuck on the way, managed to get down far enough away from the house to turn on the engine

pulled over typing this btw, don't wanna get hit by a semi or anything like that other poor girl did.
https://i52.tinypic.com/98cz7p.png
Camm
Feeding the Cats.
+761|5186|Dundee, Scotland.

Laura wrote:

Laura wrote:

dear '27

how do i steal my dad's porsche and drive it out garage and into the night
actually dw, got in, turned the key to accessory, shifted to reverse, ripped the handbrake, rolled down the driveway, pumped the brakes hard as fuck on the way, managed to get down far enough away from the house to turn on the engine

pulled over typing this btw, don't wanna get hit by a semi or anything like that other poor girl did.
what Porsche is it?
for a fatty you're a serious intellectual lightweight.
FatherTed
xD
+3,936|6718|so randum

mkxiii wrote:

birmingham sucks
Small hourglass island
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
Ultrafunkula
Hector: Ding, ding, ding, ding...
+1,975|6692|6 6 4 oh, I forget

Tödd! Wanna yoga?
Finray
Hup! Dos, Tres, Cuatro
+2,629|6006|Catherine Black
laura if i cut my willy off will you marry me?
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Toilet Sex
one love, one pig
+1,775|6790

FatherTed wrote:

mkxiii wrote:

birmingham sucks
Ultrafunkula
Hector: Ding, ding, ding, ding...
+1,975|6692|6 6 4 oh, I forget

Ultrafunkula wrote:

Tödd! Wanna yoga?
https://media.riemurasia.net/albumit/m10225/935251123.jpg
Toilet Sex
one love, one pig
+1,775|6790

Finray wrote:

i cut my willy off

Camm wrote:

Laura wrote:

Laura wrote:

dear '27

how do i steal my dad's porsche and drive it out garage and into the night
actually dw, got in, turned the key to accessory, shifted to reverse, ripped the handbrake, rolled down the driveway, pumped the brakes hard as fuck on the way, managed to get down far enough away from the house to turn on the engine

pulled over typing this btw, don't wanna get hit by a semi or anything like that other poor girl did.
what Porsche is it?
im guessing if he has a porsche, you won't be able to hear it turn on in the garage<assuming he has a castle here>

Last edited by Kimmmmmmmmmmmm (2012-03-16 07:18:14)

Superior Mind
(not macbeth)
+1,755|6911
Laura you should take the car to a scrap yard and sell it. Never tell your dad.
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|6891|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

Laura wrote:

Laura wrote:

dear '27

how do i steal my dad's porsche and drive it out garage and into the night
actually dw, got in, turned the key to accessory, shifted to reverse, ripped the handbrake, rolled down the driveway, pumped the brakes hard as fuck on the way, managed to get down far enough away from the house to turn on the engine

pulled over typing this btw, don't wanna get hit by a semi or anything like that other poor girl did.
Sorry I was eating some fucking Chicken Teriaki shit, Japanese you know. Yeah, get me eh?

Glad the Porche stealing thing has gone ok, Im intrigued to know about the girl and her semi though?  I suffer from this from time to time aswell but Im not a girl
Toilet Sex
one love, one pig
+1,775|6790

pea-noice
Finray
Hup! Dos, Tres, Cuatro
+2,629|6006|Catherine Black
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