And he is the leading candidate? Really?

2012-02-21 03:58:13

#1

Kampframmer: Esq.; +313|5085|Amsterdam

I was thinking of posting this is D&ST, but i simply cant take this seriously....
Are people actually voting for this man? Now our right wing parties might have some extreme ideas (i think they do in most countries), but at least they know a thing or two on what theyre talking about.
Has this man finished primary school?

2012-02-21 03:59:59

#2

AussieReaper: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°); +5,761|6395|what

"Anyone but Mitt."

Santorum qualifies as anyone.

2012-02-21 04:19:24

#3

Jaekus: I'm the matchstick that you'll never lose; +957|5421|Sydney

http://tyrannyoftradition.com/2012/02/1 … avy-metal/

2012-02-21 04:21:15

#4

RTHKI: mmmf mmmf mmmf; +1,741|6980|Cinncinatti

how is he better than mitt. ive not been paying attention

2012-02-21 04:27:30

#5

tuckergustav: ...; +1,590|6156|...

You mean to tell me they are NOT offing old people left and right in the Netherlands? MIND BLOWN!

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2012-02-21 04:29:53

#6

Dilbert_X: The X stands for; +1,815|6348|eXtreme to the maX

Shhh - If he's the candidate then Obama is guaranteed another term.

I bet he was home-schooled.

Fuck Israel

2012-02-21 04:41:35

#7

Finray: Hup! Dos, Tres, Cuatro; +2,629|6031|Catherine Black

tuckergustav wrote:
You mean to tell me they are NOT offing old people left and right in the Netherlands? MIND BLOWN!

most of the euthanasia goes like this:

"Me at a [10]

dude let's go kill that old lady it'll be really funny"

MARIJUANA

NOT EVEN ONCE

2012-02-21 04:45:01

#8

Kampframmer: Esq.; +313|5085|Amsterdam

Finray wrote:
tuckergustav wrote:
You mean to tell me they are NOT offing old people left and right in the Netherlands? MIND BLOWN!
most of the euthanasia goes like this:

"Me at a [10]

dude let's go kill that old lady it'll be really funny"

MARIJUANA

NOT EVEN ONCE

I lost count how many old ladies if seen publicly euthanized.
There was a dark period in my life in which it became my standard saturday afternoon past-time to watch them euthanize the old and the weak on the palace square.

I still go sometimes, but only when im higher than a kite.

2012-02-21 04:46:59

#9

Finray: Hup! Dos, Tres, Cuatro; +2,629|6031|Catherine Black

you only do it on saturdays?

in Scotland you just get smacked up and go stab some hobos all day urrday

2012-02-21 04:48:14

#10

tuckergustav: ...; +1,590|6156|...

Finray wrote:
you only do it on saturdays?

in Scotland you just get smacked up and go stab some hobos all day urrday

not surprised

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2012-02-21 04:48:59

#11

AussieReaper: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°); +5,761|6395|what

http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2012/02/20/s … ence-ones/

Republican presidential candidate Rick Santorum charged on Monday that President Barack Obama and Democrats were “anti-science” because they refused to exploit the Earth’s natural resources to the limits of technology.

“I accept the fact that the president’s a Christian,” Santorum told CBS host Bob Schieffer on Sunday. “I just said when you have world view that elevates the Earth above man and says that we can’t take those resources because we’re going to harm the Earth — like things that are not scientifically proven like the politicization of the whole global warming debate.”

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“It’s so funny that this party that criticizes the right for being anti-science, but when it comes to the management of the Earth, they are the anti-science ones!” the candidate declared. “We’re the ones who stand for science and technology and using the resources we have to make sure we have a quality of life in this country and maintain a good and stable environment.”

Let us drill, who cares about the environment! The Regressives are even calling for removing the EPA. (that was brought in by Reagan ffs). They're regressing so far back that make Reagan look left wing.

The then-Pennsylvania senator also sponsored an amendment to the 2001 No Child Left Behind Act that would have required children to learn about creationism in science class. The amendment passed the Senate 91-8, but did not make it into the law signed by President George W. Bush. Proponents of intelligent design still claimed victory because language from the amendment was included in the conference report to explain the purpose of the bill.

“Where topics are taught that may generate controversy (such as biological evolution), the curriculum should help students to understand the full range of scientific views that exist, why such topics may generate controversy, and how scientific discoveries can profoundly affect society,” the report said.

Wait, he doesn't believe in evolution. He wants to regress education to pre-Darwin levels.

Fuck sake Republicans are idiots.

2012-02-21 04:49:51

#12

Kampframmer: Esq.; +313|5085|Amsterdam

Finray wrote:
you only do it on saturdays?

in Scotland you just get smacked up and go stab some hobos all day urrday

Because the grand feast is only on saturday.
the queen injects the first person over 70 not wearing a wristband, then we all look for some more, smoke weed and go to McDonalds to get some Mcnuggets to satisfy out nation-wide case of the munchies.

Funny story, my grandma came over, but she forgot her wristband (silly old people!), someone like nearly euthanized her. Living here is such a fun emotional rollecoaster

2012-02-21 04:52:26

#13

tuckergustav: ...; +1,590|6156|...

Ah, so you use the opt out method...just like facebook

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2012-02-21 05:08:11

#14

Finray: Hup! Dos, Tres, Cuatro; +2,629|6031|Catherine Black

[13:07:39] Maarten Gooskens: i'm like high as fuck right now
[13:07:44] Maarten Gooskens: everything is so clear
[13:07:51] Maarten Gooskens: its why i can drop knowledge like its nothing

2012-02-21 05:08:48

#15

Kampframmer: Esq.; +313|5085|Amsterdam

lol

2012-02-21 05:39:23

#16

jsnipy: ...; +3,277|6765|...

lol all these candidates, vaudeville politics

2012-02-21 05:45:11

#17

UnkleRukus: That Guy; +236|5279|Massachusetts, USA

Some days i wish for someones finger to slip onto the big red button. Just so i don't have to listen to these bullshit fucking politics every 2 seconds.

Republicans are fucking nutjobs, and the democrats are just as dumb. The only people who make sense in this country, have enough intelligence to not be in government.

If the women don't find ya handsome. They should at least find ya handy.

2012-02-21 05:52:22

#18

rdx-fx: ...; +955|6834

Either the GOP has gone full retard, or they really don't want a Republican in the White House for the next 4 years.
I'm thinking the GOP has gone full retard.
History Channel watching, 2012 Aztec Apocalypse, Here Comes T3h Jeebus, full tilt funhouse.

Personally, I think both parties together actually represent about 10% of the total population.
The Dems represent the 5% Lunatic Left, the GOP the 5% Religious Right.
The rest of the 90% in the middle have no representation in government anymore.

2012-02-21 06:29:56

#19

m3thod: All kiiiiiiiiinds of gainz; +2,197|6914|UK

america

Blackbelts are just whitebelts who have never quit.

2012-02-21 06:39:00

#20

NooBesT: Pizzahitler; +873|6711

Finray wrote:
you only do it on saturdays?

in Scotland you just get smacked up and go stab some hobos all day urrday

How come you haven't been stabbed yet then?

2012-02-21 06:41:59

#21

Jaekus: I'm the matchstick that you'll never lose; +957|5421|Sydney

NooBesT wrote:
Finray wrote:
you only do it on saturdays?

in Scotland you just get smacked up and go stab some hobos all day urrday
How come you haven't been stabbed yet then?

Being beaten up is the gateway to stabbing.

2012-02-21 10:29:14