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"Want to pay for your ticket to get to the fire extinguisher? Tough titty because wankchops here thinks it’s far more important that he has a place to park his shitty car. Fucking bag of piss."
"School’s out and work’s over so that mean’s it’s cunt o’clock at our local Waitrose. First up a trio of vaginal discharges parking however their mood takes them. Lines? Where we’re going, we won’t need lines. And then at the bottom, some cunt leaving her car running whilst she dashes in, leaving her kids in the car. Oh, yeah, and she parked like a cunt too. Fuck the lot of them. Waitrose-shopping, snobby cunt Guardian-reading twats."
"Poor old @JonKennedy, legendary turntable maestro, was blocked in by the “conga line of cunts” (a wonderful phrase of his own design). His is the for-sale black car in the foreground. The fact that he was blocked in by an utter cunt who drives a people carrier with a cunting roof-rack only served to make our blood boil further. That stupid-looking fucking Subaru estate can fuck off too while we’re at it."
"Want to pay for your ticket to get to the fire extinguisher? Tough titty because wankchops here thinks it’s far more important that he has a place to park his shitty car. Fucking bag of piss."
"School’s out and work’s over so that mean’s it’s cunt o’clock at our local Waitrose. First up a trio of vaginal discharges parking however their mood takes them. Lines? Where we’re going, we won’t need lines. And then at the bottom, some cunt leaving her car running whilst she dashes in, leaving her kids in the car. Oh, yeah, and she parked like a cunt too. Fuck the lot of them. Waitrose-shopping, snobby cunt Guardian-reading twats."
"Poor old @JonKennedy, legendary turntable maestro, was blocked in by the “conga line of cunts” (a wonderful phrase of his own design). His is the for-sale black car in the foreground. The fact that he was blocked in by an utter cunt who drives a people carrier with a cunting roof-rack only served to make our blood boil further. That stupid-looking fucking Subaru estate can fuck off too while we’re at it."
