sameKEN-JENNINGS wrote:
when i think of hibachi i think of a small charcoal grill.
Jay wrote:
Bennihana
That was such a great movie. Leonardo is a great actor
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Keep us updatedMajorSpittle wrote:
I ate Mexican soup last night and drank a 12pk of Miller Fortune in bottles. This morning I have bottle beer farts that are LITERALLY the worse thing I have ever smelt and even a little pucker squeak fart makes me head outdoors due to the rancid odor. My gut feels like it is full of yeast and still expanding and bloating so I don't think it is ending anytime soon. I am thinking about drinking baking soda or something.
So I am now hanging out in the garage with the door open and it is like 40 degrees outside. I found a buck fifty on my work bench and an idea stuck me. I have put the buck fifty in a ziplock baggy with a note saying "do not open, farted inside". I have in fact went into the bathroom and farted into the baggy and sealed it up with the money and note.
There is a wal-mart just up the road, I am going to drop the package in one of the big discounted movie bins and watch. That reminds me I need to wipe down the baggy not to leave finger prints. On the way home from wal-mart there is a mexican restaurant that shut down when all the back when all the illegal mexicans were protesting and put a sign up saying they support the community and mexican immigrants. At noon it gets real busy, so I think I might go in there and clear that place out with my gas.
I have to find some place to go for awhile or my wife will devorce me, I have smelt some real rank skunky bottled beer farts in college during my cheap beer era but these are like the worse of those x5. I hope they are gone in 3 hours.
Next summer for the team builder at work I am gonna bring some of my Mexican soup and that beer. I have discovered the secret formula and I am going to use it for my own evil purposes.
They gonna dna yo fecal matter sonMajorSpittle wrote:
I ate Mexican soup last night and drank a 12pk of Miller Fortune in bottles. This morning I have bottle beer farts that are LITERALLY the worse thing I have ever smelt and even a little pucker squeak fart makes me head outdoors due to the rancid odor. My gut feels like it is full of yeast and still expanding and bloating so I don't think it is ending anytime soon. I am thinking about drinking baking soda or something.
So I am now hanging out in the garage with the door open and it is like 40 degrees outside. I found a buck fifty on my work bench and an idea stuck me. I have put the buck fifty in a ziplock baggy with a note saying "do not open, farted inside". I have in fact went into the bathroom and farted into the baggy and sealed it up with the money and note.
There is a wal-mart just up the road, I am going to drop the package in one of the big discounted movie bins and watch. That reminds me I need to wipe down the baggy not to leave finger prints. On the way home from wal-mart there is a mexican restaurant that shut down back when all the illegal mexicans were protesting and put a sign up saying they support the community and mexican immigrants. At noon it gets real busy, so I think I might go in there and clear that place out with my gas.
I have to find some place to go for awhile or my wife will devorce me, I have smelt some real rank skunky bottled beer farts in college during my cheap beer era but these are like the worse of those x5. I hope they are gone in 3 hours.
Next summer for the team builder at work I am gonna bring some of my Mexican soup and that beer. I have discovered the secret formula and I am going to use it for my own evil purposes.
Now you know why no-one else drinks American beer.MajorSpittle wrote:
I ate Mexican soup last night and drank a 12pk of Miller Fortune in bottles. This morning I have bottle beer farts that are LITERALLY the worse thing I have ever smelt and even a little pucker squeak fart makes me head outdoors due to the rancid odor. My gut feels like it is full of yeast and still expanding and bloating so I don't think it is ending anytime soon. I am thinking about drinking baking soda or something.
So I am now hanging out in the garage with the door open and it is like 40 degrees outside. I found a buck fifty on my work bench and an idea stuck me. I have put the buck fifty in a ziplock baggy with a note saying "do not open, farted inside". I have in fact went into the bathroom and farted into the baggy and sealed it up with the money and note.
There is a wal-mart just up the road, I am going to drop the package in one of the big discounted movie bins and watch. That reminds me I need to wipe down the baggy not to leave finger prints. On the way home from wal-mart there is a mexican restaurant that shut down back when all the illegal mexicans were protesting and put a sign up saying they support the community and mexican immigrants. At noon it gets real busy, so I think I might go in there and clear that place out with my gas.
I have to find some place to go for awhile or my wife will devorce me, I have smelt some real rank skunky bottled beer farts in college during my cheap beer era but these are like the worse of those x5. I hope they are gone in 3 hours.
Next summer for the team builder at work I am gonna bring some of my Mexican soup and that beer. I have discovered the secret formula and I am going to use it for my own evil purposes.
Sounds like a euphemism for diarrhoea.Dilbert_X wrote:
Mexican soup - I didn't even know that existed.
That's unfair stereotype some Mexicans aren't like that all.Jay wrote:
Uncultured heathens
You have a Corvette?SuperJail Warden wrote:
Someone stole the R from my car for the second time.
So now I have this big discolored dirty spot where it used to be.
I know a guy.Steve-0 wrote:
unifarter. if FatherTeds was an admin i believe he would change your title to "unifarter"
Oh no. I was just giving a visual representation of what it looks like. The R's are a Jersey thing.Dauntless wrote:
You have a Corvette?SuperJail Warden wrote:
Someone stole the R from my car for the second time.
So now I have this big discolored dirty spot where it used to be.
How did the interview go?
