Ultrafunkula
Hector: Ding, ding, ding, ding...
+1,975|6478|6 6 4 oh, I forget

Nein! I blame the swimming pool. Damn water hurt my shoulder yesterday in the middle of my swim.
Adams_BJ
Russian warship, go fuck yourself
+2,053|6628|Little Bentcock
lies
RTHKI
mmmf mmmf mmmf
+1,736|6742|Oxferd Ohire
water hurt u
wat
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HaiBai
Your thoughts, insights, and musings on this matter intrigue me
+304|5489|Bolingbrook, Illinois
he probably forgot to warmup/stretch properly
Adams_BJ
Russian warship, go fuck yourself
+2,053|6628|Little Bentcock
its probably a masturbation accident, clever rouse funky, trying to convince us that it was dastardly water at fault!
Ultrafunkula
Hector: Ding, ding, ding, ding...
+1,975|6478|6 6 4 oh, I forget

No no. Wank-accidents only occur in the wrist area.
RTHKI
mmmf mmmf mmmf
+1,736|6742|Oxferd Ohire
it was a pretty freaky wank accident then eh ultra
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NooBesT
Pizzahitler
+873|6474

Busted.
https://i.imgur.com/S9bg2.png
Adams_BJ
Russian warship, go fuck yourself
+2,053|6628|Little Bentcock
a nut
Toilet Sex
one love, one pig
+1,775|6577

my balls are quite sore at this very moment, i need a wee wee badly but can't be bothered

self harm
PrivateVendetta
I DEMAND XMAS THEME
+704|6196|Roma

Ultrafunkula wrote:

No no. Wank-accidents only occur in the wrist area.
Only if you have a dick the size of a thimble.
You don't have a dick that small, do you?
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KuSTaV
noice
+947|6516|Gold Coast

PrivateVendetta wrote:

Ultrafunkula wrote:

No no. Wank-accidents only occur in the wrist area.
Only if you have a dick the size of a thimble.
You don't have a dick that small, do you?
he is a mod....


inb4ban
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Jaekus
I'm the matchstick that you'll never lose
+957|5183|Sydney

PrivateVendetta wrote:

Ultrafunkula wrote:

No no. Wank-accidents only occur in the wrist area.
Only if you have a dick the size of a thimble.
You don't have a dick that small, do you?
It's a pertinent point made here. It's usually more of an elbow / shoulder action. Wrist is generally stationary during the process.
Finray
Hup! Dos, Tres, Cuatro
+2,629|5793|Catherine Black
https://i.imgur.com/QkcF4.png
https://i.imgur.com/qwWEP9F.png
Finray
Hup! Dos, Tres, Cuatro
+2,629|5793|Catherine Black
I feel sorry for the pallbearers at Steve Jobs funeral when they lower the casket.

They're going to get that syncing feeling.
https://i.imgur.com/qwWEP9F.png
bugz
Fission Mailed
+3,311|6317

https://static.bf2s.com/files/user/26774/prnav.jpg
Finray
Hup! Dos, Tres, Cuatro
+2,629|5793|Catherine Black
I spent £80 last night
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KuSTaV
noice
+947|6516|Gold Coast
is that your monthly salary?
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Finray
Hup! Dos, Tres, Cuatro
+2,629|5793|Catherine Black
No, £200 is.
https://i.imgur.com/qwWEP9F.png
Finray
Hup! Dos, Tres, Cuatro
+2,629|5793|Catherine Black
It's not actually as bad as that. I've still got £20 in my wallet and I bought my friend a taxi home (£25) because his ID got rejected

but still
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Sturgeon
Member
+488|4946|Flintshire

Finray wrote:

No, £200 is.
Dole? is it £53.45 or whatever in Scotland too?
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FatherTed
xD
+3,936|6505|so randum
hey oli lol
Small hourglass island
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
Finray
Hup! Dos, Tres, Cuatro
+2,629|5793|Catherine Black

Sturgeon wrote:

Finray wrote:

No, £200 is.
Dole? is it £53.45 or whatever in Scotland too?
ye
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Sturgeon
Member
+488|4946|Flintshire

FatherTed wrote:

hey oli lol
shit lol

lol
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gurdeep
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+812|4760|proll­y
>taking a poop

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