Sh1fty's favorite movie (A Christian Action-Thriller)

2011-08-23 18:23:08

#1

Trotskygrad: бля; +354|6005|Vortex Ring State

http://www.jimmyvaliantthemovie.com/?page_id=2

Our film Jimmy Valiant: Scions of Danger seeks to present Christian heroism — where men follow the example of their Savior Jesus Christ by giving themselves for the weaker. This begins at the heart. As the main character of our story has to discover, men have to acknowledge Christ’s Lordship over them in order to fight for justice over vengeance.

hilarious

have a trailer

2011-08-23 18:49:12

#2

SonderKommando: Eat, Lift, Grow, Repeat....; +564|6666|The darkside of Denver

I kinda want to see this movie.

2011-08-23 18:56:10

#3

AussieReaper: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°); +5,761|6159|what

2011-08-23 18:59:07

#4

AussieReaper: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°); +5,761|6159|what

2011-08-23 20:19:45

#5

-Sh1fty-: plundering yee booty; +510|5480|Ventura, California

I wrote the story line.

And above your tomb, the stars will belong to us.

2011-08-24 00:52:38

#6

Jenspm: penis; +1,716|6738|St. Andrews / Oslo

Jammy Valiant always shoots and scoots. Smart guy, he went to Sunday school after all.

https://static.bf2s.com/files/user/26774/flickricon.png

2011-08-24 05:43:05

#7

loubot: O' HAL naw!; +470|6584|Columbus, OH

I am not getting a menacing vibe from the bad guy, especially when he is drinking a margarita @00:41

2011-08-24 07:15:56

#8

SEREMAKER: BABYMAKIN EXPERT √; +2,187|6574|Mountains of NC

Valiant Girls

or the lack there of

https://static.bf2s.com/files/user/17445/carhartt.jpg

2011-08-24 10:42:10

#9

War Man: Australians are hermaphrodites.; +563|6720|Purplicious Wisconsin

Where is the "Lol what?" pic?

The irony of guns, is that they can save lives.

2011-08-24 12:11:27

#10

Wreckognize: Member; +294|6491

https://www.marianland.com/visionnewimages/22269D.jpg

2011-08-24 12:58:22

#11

Benzin: Member; +576|6005

I...what...what...?

2011-08-24 17:53:33

#12

Spearhead: Gulf coast redneck hippy; +731|6696|Tampa Bay Florida

the website wrote:
For too long, Christian films have been stereotyped because of clichéd stories, bad acting, and shoddy production values.

LOLOLOOL

2011-08-26 14:39:24

#13

HITNRUNXX: Member; +220|6716|Oklahoma City

the website wrote:
For too long, Christian films have been stereotyped because of clichéd stories, bad acting, and shoddy production values.

Is that why this sounds like it was narrated by a high school kid with a college kid as the senator?

2011-08-27 17:01:33

#14

Trotskygrad: бля; +354|6005|Vortex Ring State

HITNRUNXX wrote:
the website wrote:
For too long, Christian films have been stereotyped because of clichéd stories, bad acting, and shoddy production values.
Is that why this sounds like it was narrated by a high school kid with a college kid as the senator?

yup

I like how he pretends to be all international and fails

2011-08-29 09:29:51

#15

HITNRUNXX: Member; +220|6716|Oklahoma City

What is sad is this:

If they made a good, quality movie, people would watch it and enjoy it.

Instead, they make crap, and throw a label (Christian) on it, and expect everyone who has ever been to a church to flock to it, just because it is a Christian movie.

That is how you end up with crap like "Left Behind"... The books sold over 65 million copies, and simultaneously held #1, #2, #3, and #4 on the New York Times best seller list... And yet, you end up with a movie starring Kirk Cameron with half the budget of an episode of Growing Pains.

2011-08-29 12:15:55

#16

War Man: Australians are hermaphrodites.; +563|6720|Purplicious Wisconsin

HITNRUNXX wrote:
What is sad is this:

If they made a good, quality movie, people would watch it and enjoy it.

Instead, they make crap, and throw a label (Christian) on it, and expect everyone who has ever been to a church to flock to it, just because it is a Christian movie.

So true.

Last edited by War Man (2011-08-29 12:16:02)

The irony of guns, is that they can save lives.

2011-08-31 15:25:40

#17

Trotskygrad: бля; +354|6005|Vortex Ring State

War Man wrote:
HITNRUNXX wrote:
What is sad is this:

If they made a good, quality movie, people would watch it and enjoy it.

Instead, they make crap, and throw a label (Christian) on it, and expect everyone who has ever been to a church to flock to it, just because it is a Christian movie.
So true.

it's like christian music

most of it is crap

2011-08-31 17:40:02

#18

UnkleRukus: That Guy; +236|5042|Massachusetts, USA

Most anything related to Christianity is crap.

If the women don't find ya handsome. They should at least find ya handy.

2011-09-01 01:57:06

#19

War Man: Australians are hermaphrodites.; +563|6720|Purplicious Wisconsin

Trotskygrad wrote:
War Man wrote:
HITNRUNXX wrote:
What is sad is this:

If they made a good, quality movie, people would watch it and enjoy it.

Instead, they make crap, and throw a label (Christian) on it, and expect everyone who has ever been to a church to flock to it, just because it is a Christian movie.
So true.
it's like christian music

most of it is crap

Not necessarily, some ain't too bad.

UnkleRukus wrote:
Most anything related to Christianity is crap.

Labeled Christianity should be more appropiate.

The irony of guns, is that they can save lives.

2011-09-01 09:19:52

#20

UnkleRukus: That Guy; +236|5042|Massachusetts, USA

Christian music is never good. Ever, same with movies and kids shows. (especially those fucking veggie tales. Biggest piece of shit ever.)

If the women don't find ya handsome. They should at least find ya handy.

2011-09-01 11:12:11

#21

HITNRUNXX: Member; +220|6716|Oklahoma City

A lot of Christian Music is really great.

A lot of it catches on and millions of people buy it after hearing a few songs on the radio before they realize it was Christian music (I.E. Jars of Clay, Switchfoot, The Fray (never on a Christian Record Label), Sixpence, MxPx, etc). That is a whole 'nother thread though.

To say it is never good is ignorant.

2011-09-01 12:35:41